Count Dressula
@countdressula.bsky.social
Buffalo guy enjoying most things most of the time. This website feels better than that other one.
What are we supposed to yell when Reimer makes a big save? Jim?? #jiiiiimmmm
March 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What are we supposed to yell when Reimer makes a big save? Jim?? #jiiiiimmmm
The kind of Bills game that makes you sign up for the Severence Procedure
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The kind of Bills game that makes you sign up for the Severence Procedure
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As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
UPL having a great season for the Sabres according to this definitely wrong pregame graphic!
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
UPL having a great season for the Sabres according to this definitely wrong pregame graphic!
Retire Mark Andrews’ number at Highmark! What a game he had for the Bills!
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Retire Mark Andrews’ number at Highmark! What a game he had for the Bills!
Bills on D with 15 sec left. They shoulda just held like crazy there. Get the 5 yard penalty but let 7 sec come off the clock
January 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Bills on D with 15 sec left. They shoulda just held like crazy there. Get the 5 yard penalty but let 7 sec come off the clock
Sabres fans are JACKED UP for overtime!
January 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sabres fans are JACKED UP for overtime!
Sabres show the “Season ticket holder of the game” on the Jumbotron and it’s an older guy standing next to a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and the camera cuts to black IMMEDIATELY. This org is such a joke.
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sabres show the “Season ticket holder of the game” on the Jumbotron and it’s an older guy standing next to a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and the camera cuts to black IMMEDIATELY. This org is such a joke.
Samuelsson just deciding to stand next to Wilson and not do a damn thing to tie him up until the puck is in the crease. Just horrible puck watching by him. JV level stuff.
January 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Samuelsson just deciding to stand next to Wilson and not do a damn thing to tie him up until the puck is in the crease. Just horrible puck watching by him. JV level stuff.
Feels pretty clear that the Sabres players who are paid to be counted on can’t be counted on most of the time. I think the core needs to be blown up.
January 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Feels pretty clear that the Sabres players who are paid to be counted on can’t be counted on most of the time. I think the core needs to be blown up.
Collinsworth mentioned Mahomes on an NFC SNF game. Drink!
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Collinsworth mentioned Mahomes on an NFC SNF game. Drink!
God I cannot imagine being a Jets fan. Your superstar QB hits his wide-open receiver in the knees and then yells at him and the sidelines for messing up. Just a totally normally functioning franchise.
December 29, 2024 at 6:34 PM
God I cannot imagine being a Jets fan. Your superstar QB hits his wide-open receiver in the knees and then yells at him and the sidelines for messing up. Just a totally normally functioning franchise.
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Arvid Söderblom is in net for the Blackhawks. This is the sixth game this season in which the Sabres have chased the opposing goalie. An absolutely wild stat.
They've won one of those games so far. An absolutely insane stat.
They've won one of those games so far. An absolutely insane stat.
December 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Arvid Söderblom is in net for the Blackhawks. This is the sixth game this season in which the Sabres have chased the opposing goalie. An absolutely wild stat.
They've won one of those games so far. An absolutely insane stat.
They've won one of those games so far. An absolutely insane stat.
Like a vegetarian never eating meat or a sober man never touching alcohol, Bo Nix will only ever throw the ball in the air for 3 yards. Everyone has their creed.
December 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Like a vegetarian never eating meat or a sober man never touching alcohol, Bo Nix will only ever throw the ball in the air for 3 yards. Everyone has their creed.
Convinced CBS played “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness” going to commercial on purpose to represent the Bills/Lions fanbases
December 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Convinced CBS played “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness” going to commercial on purpose to represent the Bills/Lions fanbases
Remember the old 90s trope where someone gets hypnotized or possessed or whatever and doesn’t snap out of it until they’re hit in the head? Maybe Cozens finally getting into another fight means he’ll be good again now?
December 15, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Remember the old 90s trope where someone gets hypnotized or possessed or whatever and doesn’t snap out of it until they’re hit in the head? Maybe Cozens finally getting into another fight means he’ll be good again now?
“What’s that scent you’re wearing?”
“Oh. Thank you for noticing. That’s Aube-Kubel”
“Oh. Thank you for noticing. That’s Aube-Kubel”
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wooden wall
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wooden wall
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December 10, 2024 at 1:16 AM
“What’s that scent you’re wearing?”
“Oh. Thank you for noticing. That’s Aube-Kubel”
“Oh. Thank you for noticing. That’s Aube-Kubel”
Sabres palm tree sighting
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Sabres palm tree sighting
For being possibly THE number 1 city that prides herself on elite snowy driving ability, there are an awfully large amount of people who crash their cars into ditches and each other immediately once the weather gets bad here
December 4, 2024 at 12:22 PM
For being possibly THE number 1 city that prides herself on elite snowy driving ability, there are an awfully large amount of people who crash their cars into ditches and each other immediately once the weather gets bad here
The Sabres w Pegula, who clandestinely fired their real president of hockey (a beloved ex player) and then stuck the owner’s wife in that position and refused to hire another president with actual hockey knowledge and instead just stuck w replacement level hires for a decade are still bad?? What?!?
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 AM
The Sabres w Pegula, who clandestinely fired their real president of hockey (a beloved ex player) and then stuck the owner’s wife in that position and refused to hire another president with actual hockey knowledge and instead just stuck w replacement level hires for a decade are still bad?? What?!?
I’m gonna need someone to teach Josh Allen how to skate ASAP. Think he shoots right or left?
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I’m gonna need someone to teach Josh Allen how to skate ASAP. Think he shoots right or left?