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Jason Coulls. Toronto. British. Serial CTO, dad of twins, ex-C4ISR, ex-iHeartRadio iOS. Locksport. Bread baking. Tweets my own, not employers. Kylie/Debhead. Been here since practically day one, but I’m too boring for most. Has a habit of geek diving.
Today, before Trump’s speech at Davos, I saw this.
I usually dislike the Mercator projection (it’s biased) but this Facebook post arrived with one of those rare moments of “oh the irony” that punched my senses in a way that it wouldn’t normally.
The perspective, changes everything.
I usually dislike the Mercator projection (it’s biased) but this Facebook post arrived with one of those rare moments of “oh the irony” that punched my senses in a way that it wouldn’t normally.
The perspective, changes everything.
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Today, before Trump’s speech at Davos, I saw this.
I usually dislike the Mercator projection (it’s biased) but this Facebook post arrived with one of those rare moments of “oh the irony” that punched my senses in a way that it wouldn’t normally.
The perspective, changes everything.
I usually dislike the Mercator projection (it’s biased) but this Facebook post arrived with one of those rare moments of “oh the irony” that punched my senses in a way that it wouldn’t normally.
The perspective, changes everything.
This weeks thread.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
This weeks thread.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
When a scammer (bot) interacts with me.
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
When a scammer (bot) interacts with me.
Just for reference, this is the chart right now.
December 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just for reference, this is the chart right now.
But it’s funny,the news is always “gloom and doom”.
December 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
But it’s funny,the news is always “gloom and doom”.
Expats (at least this one) are like …
So sports? Acting? Journalism?
And simultaneously like I’m at 50/50 in the country vs out, but wait, there’s an almost hockey curve on “got it… got it… got it … got it… kinda got it… what?”
So sports? Acting? Journalism?
And simultaneously like I’m at 50/50 in the country vs out, but wait, there’s an almost hockey curve on “got it… got it… got it … got it… kinda got it… what?”
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Expats (at least this one) are like …
So sports? Acting? Journalism?
And simultaneously like I’m at 50/50 in the country vs out, but wait, there’s an almost hockey curve on “got it… got it… got it … got it… kinda got it… what?”
So sports? Acting? Journalism?
And simultaneously like I’m at 50/50 in the country vs out, but wait, there’s an almost hockey curve on “got it… got it… got it … got it… kinda got it… what?”
On a related note, whilst I spread my love for Cornwall…
Fraggles have some new thing coming out.
youtu.be/TsocBVoVM3o?...
I have a connection with fragile rock (at least the UK one). Guess where?
Cornwall.
Fraggles have some new thing coming out.
youtu.be/TsocBVoVM3o?...
I have a connection with fragile rock (at least the UK one). Guess where?
Cornwall.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
On a related note, whilst I spread my love for Cornwall…
Fraggles have some new thing coming out.
youtu.be/TsocBVoVM3o?...
I have a connection with fragile rock (at least the UK one). Guess where?
Cornwall.
Fraggles have some new thing coming out.
youtu.be/TsocBVoVM3o?...
I have a connection with fragile rock (at least the UK one). Guess where?
Cornwall.
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
A recent practice run with my everyday practice locks (LPU White through Blue belt)
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A recent practice run with my everyday practice locks (LPU White through Blue belt)
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
I followed this up with what is possibly my peak.
I posted this today to our “Lunch room” company chat
I posted this today to our “Lunch room” company chat
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I followed this up with what is possibly my peak.
I posted this today to our “Lunch room” company chat
I posted this today to our “Lunch room” company chat
Me today.
On the one hand, looking at this… and knowing I just peaked….
On the one hand, looking at this… and knowing I just peaked….
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me today.
On the one hand, looking at this… and knowing I just peaked….
On the one hand, looking at this… and knowing I just peaked….
Right, now you’ll have to ask NATO or the US/Canadian forces as to who I was. Right now, I’m.nobody.
But the general gist was I get C4ISR (if your European C4ISTAR)
So I told the police I’ll just wait for the car with one of the stolen cameras to leaves. Once it out on the open. I have it.
But the general gist was I get C4ISR (if your European C4ISTAR)
So I told the police I’ll just wait for the car with one of the stolen cameras to leaves. Once it out on the open. I have it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Right, now you’ll have to ask NATO or the US/Canadian forces as to who I was. Right now, I’m.nobody.
But the general gist was I get C4ISR (if your European C4ISTAR)
So I told the police I’ll just wait for the car with one of the stolen cameras to leaves. Once it out on the open. I have it.
But the general gist was I get C4ISR (if your European C4ISTAR)
So I told the police I’ll just wait for the car with one of the stolen cameras to leaves. Once it out on the open. I have it.
Seriously, we are cooked.
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Seriously, we are cooked.
I’ve been messing about with Sora 2… It’s an interesting mix of democratizing the creative process, and seeing just how easy it now will be to spread misinformation.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve been messing about with Sora 2… It’s an interesting mix of democratizing the creative process, and seeing just how easy it now will be to spread misinformation.
This week’s thread.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This week’s thread.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
But the rest of the day was a riot. Lots of people learning.
October 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
But the rest of the day was a riot. Lots of people learning.
Today was my big day. I was at BlackHat SecTor helping run the lock picking classes. This year, we introduced a new idea - the safe challenge. Whilst it was a hit, we are going to make things easier on ourselves next year with some changes.
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today was my big day. I was at BlackHat SecTor helping run the lock picking classes. This year, we introduced a new idea - the safe challenge. Whilst it was a hit, we are going to make things easier on ourselves next year with some changes.
I’ll add that I’ve been busy this year.
Black hat in Canada (Toronto) is SecTor, so our lockpicking group has a challenge safe.
Black hat in Canada (Toronto) is SecTor, so our lockpicking group has a challenge safe.
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’ll add that I’ve been busy this year.
Black hat in Canada (Toronto) is SecTor, so our lockpicking group has a challenge safe.
Black hat in Canada (Toronto) is SecTor, so our lockpicking group has a challenge safe.
Which brings me to blue belt.
For this I had to pick a dimple lock. Those keys look like this:
For this I had to pick a dimple lock. Those keys look like this:
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Which brings me to blue belt.
For this I had to pick a dimple lock. Those keys look like this:
For this I had to pick a dimple lock. Those keys look like this:
One week later….
I did it!
I did it!
September 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One week later….
I did it!
I did it!
Personally, I’m shocked at how easily kids are offloaded back to the parents in our district.
I sent this last week to my work colleagues, even though the real prize goes to the first one to get the head lice letter.
I sent this last week to my work colleagues, even though the real prize goes to the first one to get the head lice letter.
September 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Personally, I’m shocked at how easily kids are offloaded back to the parents in our district.
I sent this last week to my work colleagues, even though the real prize goes to the first one to get the head lice letter.
I sent this last week to my work colleagues, even though the real prize goes to the first one to get the head lice letter.
Last week I spent 4 days on my back after a gym accident. Perfect practice conditions when it’s painful to look at your hands. I’m still a green belt, practicing on getting my times down for my blue belt exam, but now everything in my “everyday practice” falls open in under an hour. #locksport
September 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Last week I spent 4 days on my back after a gym accident. Perfect practice conditions when it’s painful to look at your hands. I’m still a green belt, practicing on getting my times down for my blue belt exam, but now everything in my “everyday practice” falls open in under an hour. #locksport
Meanwhile over on Reddit….
August 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Meanwhile over on Reddit….