Ⓜ️ichael Whitlow
@couldbelikemike.bsky.social
Big Macs, buckets and Batista Bombs. | Now: High School Sports Reporter for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. | Past: FanSided, The News-Dispatch (Michigan City, Ind.), Bleacher Report and SB Nation’s A Sea of Blue.
I just came back here to say I hope you’re all doing well and accomplishing your goals and dreams. Stay safe out there.
(Also, Superman ruled.)
(Also, Superman ruled.)
July 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I just came back here to say I hope you’re all doing well and accomplishing your goals and dreams. Stay safe out there.
(Also, Superman ruled.)
(Also, Superman ruled.)
🗣️ My temperament bipolar, I choose violence
April 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🗣️ My temperament bipolar, I choose violence
When you randomly remember you went to the grocery store and restocked your fruit supply:
April 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When you randomly remember you went to the grocery store and restocked your fruit supply:
Birthday week was a success.
Sure, Friday didn’t go well as this day, but a Sweet 16 with a head coach who rebuilt the whole roster and the relationship with the fan base … I’ll take it.
Thank you for the birthday wishes and yes, I’m hashtag old.
Sure, Friday didn’t go well as this day, but a Sweet 16 with a head coach who rebuilt the whole roster and the relationship with the fan base … I’ll take it.
Thank you for the birthday wishes and yes, I’m hashtag old.
April 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Birthday week was a success.
Sure, Friday didn’t go well as this day, but a Sweet 16 with a head coach who rebuilt the whole roster and the relationship with the fan base … I’ll take it.
Thank you for the birthday wishes and yes, I’m hashtag old.
Sure, Friday didn’t go well as this day, but a Sweet 16 with a head coach who rebuilt the whole roster and the relationship with the fan base … I’ll take it.
Thank you for the birthday wishes and yes, I’m hashtag old.
A perfect way to start birthday week. 😼
March 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A perfect way to start birthday week. 😼
I can’t even see NFL free agency tweets roll in because that site’s owner is a total doofus … however, that means I don’t have to see the Colts sign Daniel Jones.
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can’t even see NFL free agency tweets roll in because that site’s owner is a total doofus … however, that means I don’t have to see the Colts sign Daniel Jones.
CM Punk is for the children.
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
CM Punk is for the children.
When you take Western Kentucky into the top 10 in recruiting and win a national title on College Football 25:
February 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When you take Western Kentucky into the top 10 in recruiting and win a national title on College Football 25:
The Bucks traded *Khris Middleton* for this bozo.
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Bucks traded *Khris Middleton* for this bozo.
Every morning is just this.
Just when you think the bar can’t get any lower, it does at a rapid pace.
Just when you think the bar can’t get any lower, it does at a rapid pace.
January 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every morning is just this.
Just when you think the bar can’t get any lower, it does at a rapid pace.
Just when you think the bar can’t get any lower, it does at a rapid pace.
Heh.
I found this in the catalog today and totally forgot I had it.
Still rings true, too.
I found this in the catalog today and totally forgot I had it.
Still rings true, too.
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Heh.
I found this in the catalog today and totally forgot I had it.
Still rings true, too.
I found this in the catalog today and totally forgot I had it.
Still rings true, too.
It stings now, but it was such a fun ride.
Love Thee.
Always. ☘️
Love Thee.
Always. ☘️
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It stings now, but it was such a fun ride.
Love Thee.
Always. ☘️
Love Thee.
Always. ☘️
Three down, one to go. 🍊
January 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Three down, one to go. 🍊
Big, big mood. 🍊
January 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Big, big mood. 🍊
I like you so far, 2025.
January 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I like you so far, 2025.
Hey, I care about your fantasy teams.
I care about mine, too.
We had a fun season.
Shouts to Lamar, Bijan, Puka, Brian Thomas, McBride, Baker and … Sam Darnold? 🏆🏆
I care about mine, too.
We had a fun season.
Shouts to Lamar, Bijan, Puka, Brian Thomas, McBride, Baker and … Sam Darnold? 🏆🏆
December 31, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Hey, I care about your fantasy teams.
I care about mine, too.
We had a fun season.
Shouts to Lamar, Bijan, Puka, Brian Thomas, McBride, Baker and … Sam Darnold? 🏆🏆
I care about mine, too.
We had a fun season.
Shouts to Lamar, Bijan, Puka, Brian Thomas, McBride, Baker and … Sam Darnold? 🏆🏆
Me, next season because the Colts are such an embarrassment to football.
December 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Me, next season because the Colts are such an embarrassment to football.
Justin Jefferson and Brian Thomas Jr. carrying my pair of fantasy teams to title matchup appearances this past week:
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Justin Jefferson and Brian Thomas Jr. carrying my pair of fantasy teams to title matchup appearances this past week:
Not a terrible weekend at all.
December 23, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Not a terrible weekend at all.
Is it Friday yet?
December 17, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Is it Friday yet?