John Carlson
@cougarambrose.bsky.social
When I was 3 my parents asked what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said a dragon. Currently work in education but hoping to get back on track soon.
Friendsmas (?) dinner featuring chicken parm and sage gnocchi
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Friendsmas (?) dinner featuring chicken parm and sage gnocchi
Your reminder that Vanessa Williams has a smattering of Christmas songs you should be listening to.
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Your reminder that Vanessa Williams has a smattering of Christmas songs you should be listening to.
Merry Christmas season from a sleepy pup
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Merry Christmas season from a sleepy pup
Well if you insist
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well if you insist
I made a dipping sandwich board and bacon chocolate chip cookies for coworker Friendsgiving!
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I made a dipping sandwich board and bacon chocolate chip cookies for coworker Friendsgiving!
Love the plot of the Great British Baking Show
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Love the plot of the Great British Baking Show
It's been raining so much in Phoenix we have snails! But knowing he bugs and plants here, they probably shoot venomous spears from their mouths.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's been raining so much in Phoenix we have snails! But knowing he bugs and plants here, they probably shoot venomous spears from their mouths.
I'm kinda obsessed with this hat
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm kinda obsessed with this hat
Is it too early? Probably!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is it too early? Probably!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
I won the Bro Basket at a work conference silent auction
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I won the Bro Basket at a work conference silent auction
Successful adventure
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Successful adventure
D&D nerd levels are flowing
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
D&D nerd levels are flowing
Why is there room for three people at this restaurant's urinals?
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Why is there room for three people at this restaurant's urinals?
Okay 1: how does anyone say they are i t he mile high club without admitting they are a hobbit
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay 1: how does anyone say they are i t he mile high club without admitting they are a hobbit
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
Ancient relic at the Dallas airport!
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ancient relic at the Dallas airport!
They brought Halloween fidgets to our work meeting this morning!
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They brought Halloween fidgets to our work meeting this morning!
Something something haircut
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Something something haircut
Ahhhhhhh
I'll be shining wherever you are
I'll be shining wherever you are
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ahhhhhhh
I'll be shining wherever you are
I'll be shining wherever you are
It's the Hobbits birthday! So eat some mushrooms and drink some ale
September 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's the Hobbits birthday! So eat some mushrooms and drink some ale
Post-shower freshness
September 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Post-shower freshness
Made it through the first Monday of the week
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Made it through the first Monday of the week
Introduced some friends to D&D this weekend and it was a success!
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Introduced some friends to D&D this weekend and it was a success!