John Carlson
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John Carlson
@cougarambrose.bsky.social
When I was 3 my parents asked what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said a dragon. Currently work in education but hoping to get back on track soon.
I started Dungeon Crawler Carl and it is amazing
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Merry Christmas season from a sleepy pup
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Well if you insist
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I made a dipping sandwich board and bacon chocolate chip cookies for coworker Friendsgiving!
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'll never understand why people have a group photo as their first one on a dating app, especially if they aren't the best looking of the bunch. Why show filet mignon when you're only offering a Temu hotdog?
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Love the plot of the Great British Baking Show
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's been raining so much in Phoenix we have snails! But knowing he bugs and plants here, they probably shoot venomous spears from their mouths.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm kinda obsessed with this hat
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh god I just remembered Zoom happy hours
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is it too early? Probably!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Vibes are off today
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ben Affleck's girl:
And gone
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New hat!
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I won the Bro Basket at a work conference silent auction
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Successful adventure
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
New Florence + The Machine!!
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
D&D nerd levels are flowing
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I really love the show High Potential. Kaitlin Olson is phenomenal in everything she does.
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why is there room for three people at this restaurant's urinals?
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Okay 1: how does anyone say they are i t he mile high club without admitting they are a hobbit

And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ancient relic at the Dallas airport!
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They brought Halloween fidgets to our work meeting this morning!
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I saw The Strangers chapter 2 tonight... And it was definitely a movie that was made!
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Something something haircut
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Eras 2.5 Chain of Memories only available on the 3DS
October 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM