John Carlson
@cougarambrose.bsky.social
When I was 3 my parents asked what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said a dragon. Currently work in education but hoping to get back on track soon.
I started Dungeon Crawler Carl and it is amazing
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I started Dungeon Crawler Carl and it is amazing
Merry Christmas season from a sleepy pup
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Merry Christmas season from a sleepy pup
Well if you insist
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well if you insist
I made a dipping sandwich board and bacon chocolate chip cookies for coworker Friendsgiving!
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I made a dipping sandwich board and bacon chocolate chip cookies for coworker Friendsgiving!
I'll never understand why people have a group photo as their first one on a dating app, especially if they aren't the best looking of the bunch. Why show filet mignon when you're only offering a Temu hotdog?
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'll never understand why people have a group photo as their first one on a dating app, especially if they aren't the best looking of the bunch. Why show filet mignon when you're only offering a Temu hotdog?
Love the plot of the Great British Baking Show
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Love the plot of the Great British Baking Show
It's been raining so much in Phoenix we have snails! But knowing he bugs and plants here, they probably shoot venomous spears from their mouths.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's been raining so much in Phoenix we have snails! But knowing he bugs and plants here, they probably shoot venomous spears from their mouths.
I'm kinda obsessed with this hat
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm kinda obsessed with this hat
Oh god I just remembered Zoom happy hours
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh god I just remembered Zoom happy hours
Is it too early? Probably!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is it too early? Probably!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
Is work and everything else chaotic and this makes me happy? Also probably (yes)!
Vibes are off today
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Vibes are off today
Ben Affleck's girl:
And gone
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ben Affleck's girl:
I won the Bro Basket at a work conference silent auction
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I won the Bro Basket at a work conference silent auction
Successful adventure
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Successful adventure
New Florence + The Machine!!
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
New Florence + The Machine!!
D&D nerd levels are flowing
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
D&D nerd levels are flowing
I really love the show High Potential. Kaitlin Olson is phenomenal in everything she does.
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I really love the show High Potential. Kaitlin Olson is phenomenal in everything she does.
Why is there room for three people at this restaurant's urinals?
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Why is there room for three people at this restaurant's urinals?
Okay 1: how does anyone say they are i t he mile high club without admitting they are a hobbit
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay 1: how does anyone say they are i t he mile high club without admitting they are a hobbit
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
And 2: only short kings can take airplane bathroom selfies with any justice?
Ancient relic at the Dallas airport!
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ancient relic at the Dallas airport!
They brought Halloween fidgets to our work meeting this morning!
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They brought Halloween fidgets to our work meeting this morning!
I saw The Strangers chapter 2 tonight... And it was definitely a movie that was made!
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I saw The Strangers chapter 2 tonight... And it was definitely a movie that was made!
Something something haircut
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Something something haircut
Eras 2.5 Chain of Memories only available on the 3DS
October 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Eras 2.5 Chain of Memories only available on the 3DS