Cotton Nero A.x
@cottonnero.bsky.social
Dilettante layabout scalawag.
Because society went downhill when women started liking things, apparently.
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Because society went downhill when women started liking things, apparently.
My father (72 with epilepsy) has used one, but the threshold for fall detection was such that he hasn't tripped the alarm yet, and he's fallen a few times since (not badly enough to need med attention). I was able to set off the alarm by wearing the watch and basically flinging myself at the floor.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My father (72 with epilepsy) has used one, but the threshold for fall detection was such that he hasn't tripped the alarm yet, and he's fallen a few times since (not badly enough to need med attention). I was able to set off the alarm by wearing the watch and basically flinging myself at the floor.
Trump has no virtues, only vices that occasionally get in each other's way.
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Trump has no virtues, only vices that occasionally get in each other's way.
Probably think the plural of Hindu is Hindi.
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Probably think the plural of Hindu is Hindi.
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Which is not my friend, but is still something.
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Which is not my friend, but is still something.
Operation Paperclip, But The Other Direction continues apace. Competence remains woke.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Operation Paperclip, But The Other Direction continues apace. Competence remains woke.
Make Racism Embarrassing Again
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Make Racism Embarrassing Again
The "I" in "DEI" is Inclusion, like making it easier for people with vision disabilities or dyslexia to read government things.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The "I" in "DEI" is Inclusion, like making it easier for people with vision disabilities or dyslexia to read government things.
"You're not wrong, Ahab, you're just an asshole."
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"You're not wrong, Ahab, you're just an asshole."
Somewhere between Swiper and the Hamburglar.
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Somewhere between Swiper and the Hamburglar.
I've been meaning to get that shelf fixed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I've been meaning to get that shelf fixed.
But enough about Pete Hegseth.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
But enough about Pete Hegseth.
Ah, yes, the "we stole it fair and square" argument.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ah, yes, the "we stole it fair and square" argument.
In a district that Republican, those are controversial positions.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In a district that Republican, those are controversial positions.
The winner? Also prison.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The winner? Also prison.
Not the worst plan White men have had for Haiti, but Jesus.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not the worst plan White men have had for Haiti, but Jesus.
He looks like JD Vance four seconds after drinking from the wrong grail.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He looks like JD Vance four seconds after drinking from the wrong grail.
That is a face that would have an easy time wearing a gas mask.
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That is a face that would have an easy time wearing a gas mask.
"Needy Amin" is my single favorite Trump epithet.
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Needy Amin" is my single favorite Trump epithet.
It might not be a circle, but it will definitely roll down a hill.
June 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It might not be a circle, but it will definitely roll down a hill.
What did you think the "J." stood for?
April 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What did you think the "J." stood for?
King of second place.
December 18, 2023 at 3:09 PM
King of second place.
Car-involved injury.
December 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Car-involved injury.
This movie is Ever After's twin brother. Late nineties deconstruction/rationalization of an ancient tale, with interesting performances, a couple great lines, and a wobbly ending.
December 13, 2023 at 5:52 PM
This movie is Ever After's twin brother. Late nineties deconstruction/rationalization of an ancient tale, with interesting performances, a couple great lines, and a wobbly ending.