Cotton Nero A.x
@cottonnero.bsky.social
Dilettante layabout scalawag.
Dr. Botstein not being Epstein's robot butler is a little disappointing.
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Dr. Botstein not being Epstein's robot butler is a little disappointing.
I was a young conservative in 2003, and even then I thought "Homeland" was creepy.
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I was a young conservative in 2003, and even then I thought "Homeland" was creepy.
Three things: racism, misogyny, and narcissism. Black people are scary and/or dumb, women are valuable to the extent they are 'hot', and everyone should praise Trump to drown out the voice in his head that knows what a piece of shit he is.
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Three things: racism, misogyny, and narcissism. Black people are scary and/or dumb, women are valuable to the extent they are 'hot', and everyone should praise Trump to drown out the voice in his head that knows what a piece of shit he is.
So he never sailed along the coast of what is now the US, and the first place of the mainland case he sailed along was that stretch of Venezuela near Trinidad where the US has been bombing the shit out of random fishing boats recently.
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So he never sailed along the coast of what is now the US, and the first place of the mainland case he sailed along was that stretch of Venezuela near Trinidad where the US has been bombing the shit out of random fishing boats recently.
Epstein's Bestie Station and Dullard Airport.
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Epstein's Bestie Station and Dullard Airport.
And by "political" they mean "might make racists slightly uncomfortable".
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
And by "political" they mean "might make racists slightly uncomfortable".
Mike Truk is a goddamned national treasure!
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Mike Truk is a goddamned national treasure!
He looks like Max Headroom's lawyer.
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
He looks like Max Headroom's lawyer.
He looks like a moai that wished to be a real boy.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
He looks like a moai that wished to be a real boy.
He looks like Lyle Lovett's avatar in the metaverse.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
He looks like Lyle Lovett's avatar in the metaverse.
'Skewer' is, of course, another fine chess term.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
'Skewer' is, of course, another fine chess term.
1. Modern Japan (Meiji Restoration to present, which at the time was 1998)
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
1. Modern Japan (Meiji Restoration to present, which at the time was 1998)
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
2. Biological Anthropology (we called it "Skulls 'n' Shit")
3. History of the English Language
4. German Lit
5. That one semester where I took five Econ classes, each taught by an instructor with a different native language.
QAnon: How bad would Democrats need to be for it to be moral to support Republicans? Massive vampiric child sexual abuse conspiracy, right? Ok, let's believe that.
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
QAnon: How bad would Democrats need to be for it to be moral to support Republicans? Massive vampiric child sexual abuse conspiracy, right? Ok, let's believe that.
So would you say his plan has five pillars?
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
So would you say his plan has five pillars?
I am choosing to believe that 'pediatric chiropractor' means something like 'Doogie Howser, D.O.'
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I am choosing to believe that 'pediatric chiropractor' means something like 'Doogie Howser, D.O.'
Only a two-point drop among Democrats, though!
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Only a two-point drop among Democrats, though!
There wasn't a war on Christmas until Christmas unilaterally annexed November.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
There wasn't a war on Christmas until Christmas unilaterally annexed November.
Can he name the eight wars he's citing? Has anyone asked him to?
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Can he name the eight wars he's citing? Has anyone asked him to?
They determined that a child can withstand an impact of one mph per year old. You know, like time-outs are one minute per year old.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
They determined that a child can withstand an impact of one mph per year old. You know, like time-outs are one minute per year old.
New Coke lasted longer than the Confederacy.
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
New Coke lasted longer than the Confederacy.
Holding him under the 'Sucks To Be You' clause of the Fourth Amendment.
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Holding him under the 'Sucks To Be You' clause of the Fourth Amendment.
He's covering 'Ohio' with a voice that is somehow more annoying than Neil Young, but yes, mfer is on the side of the angels.
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
He's covering 'Ohio' with a voice that is somehow more annoying than Neil Young, but yes, mfer is on the side of the angels.
FIFA is calling it "United Passions" for the modern age.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
FIFA is calling it "United Passions" for the modern age.
Pharmaceutical: blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Pharmaceutical: blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
Attitude: blunt.
On the radio: James Blunt.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"