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guys youre not gonna believe this one but i think im gay. written by castor / maya
— ... Like, seriously. Up to the elbow. She pulls out... a rapier? Tosses that aside. A clown nose? Squeak. Tosses that aside too. A water gun, a teacup, a full-sized top hat, a cane, a metal pipe... Finally she puts her hand on her hip. ]

🕊️ Well, darn! Looks like Cerise's lost her lucky gold coin.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[ ... ]

[ . . . ]

[ After a few moments, Cerise puts on a show of being annoyed by the string of handkerchiefs. She grabs hold of it and— ah. She just tore it off with her teeth? And shoved the torn end back in. ]

[ She rummages around in the hat some more... sticking her whole arm in there. —
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
🕊️ Aheheheh... What's yer name, darlin'?
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🕊️ Jill! Aw, sweetheart, yer missin' Jack!

[ She laughs heartily at her own joke. Plucking the little top hat off of her head, she holds it out and tugs out the corner of a handkerchief. ]

🕊️ Would'ja mind holdin' onto that fer Cerise fer juust a minute?

[ If she grabs it... it just keeps coming. ]
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[ Her gaze flits over to him, her grin wide and gap-toothed. ]

🕊️ How 'bout you, sugar? You look awful captivated~
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
] WELL . that one is an inside joke i straight up don't remember the origin of
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
.........
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
[ Cerise chuckles, curtsying flamboyantly. She shakes the hat a little, then, as if she feels like there's something else in it— ]

[ ... And a dove comes fluttering out. ]
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
[ Cerise pulls her over lightly and winks. ]

🕊️ Now, what's yer name, darlin'?
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[ ... And sure enough, should she choose to pull out what she finds in there, it's a rabbit. Held up by its ears, which it doesn't seem to mind at all. ]

🕊️ Well, would'ja look at that!
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
— Mildly concerning metal clashing noises. Cartoon boing sfx. Cat yowling. Car crashing. Finally, she pulls her arm back out, and in her hand is... a playing card. She turns it around and holds it up to him. ]

🕊️ Iiiis THIS yer card!?

[ ... It is. ]
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[ She is having the time of her LIFE fucking with him. She casts the card aside again... and then just the rest of the deck entirely. ]

🕊️ Hang on juuust a minute...

[ She takes the little top hat off her head and rummages around in there. ... She's sticking her whole arm in there. —
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
] ouhh thank you ❤️ ... they're my pride and joy my stupid idiot
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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who The fuck is mario and why do i give a fuck about his kart
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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] oh thank god i found their masked ones
May 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM