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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆
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guys youre not gonna believe this one but i think im gay. written by castor / maya
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just reminding everyone that I'll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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] i napped three.
THE DUDE NOBODY INVITED:
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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АННННН!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!!! I"M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!! Just kidding. Good morning
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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] dont look if you dont like spiders. anyway heres what im thinking
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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] eww EEWWWW KILL IT NOW
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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] does this look like a butterfly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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] crowd "aww" sfx
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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] do you like him. ( there is a correct answer )
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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] i thigk im going to die
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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] hes only a baby.
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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] my losers pt. 2
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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] my losers pt. 1
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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🦋 HEY!!!!! I want attention too. Here, look, I'll put my hair down!
Circe with her hair down. Elfilin is also in the bottom left corner, disregard him.
October 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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🐍
My dicks huge but I'm asexual so I only use it for peeing
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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] do you care about him.
September 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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a picture of a pan, captioned "Go Ahead Get In Since Your Ass Wanna Act Onions"
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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please:-)!
July 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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. . . . . . . . .
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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hey Please stop being sad i dont know what to do ,if youre sad.Please . please ?
celestia, wide-eyed and sweating bullets.
July 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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what?? what?????wWhat???? what did i do did i do something .
celestia, wide-eyed and sweating bullets.
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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] sighs . ok sorry.
bandaged him up ...
July 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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HUH.
celestia, apparently in disbelief.
July 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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] FUCK
tenna FUCKING DIES
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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] wheres my . Check Theses Ouit
Celestia Knight. they/them - 22yrs. A loud, adventurous, and very jumpy self-proclaimed 'Knight' with a distinct stutter. Celestia is rash and tends to jump into things head-on if they think it will garner attention. Their dream has always been to be a hero. Admittedly, this hasn't worked out well for them, and so once upon a time not too long ago, they decided to try their hand at villainy. Because of this, they are not exactly in good standing with the locals. Their strength may be formidable, but they're clumsy beyond belief. They wield a bejeweled wooden spear, which they also use to create interdimensional portals. Cyrus. he/it - 13yrs. A whimsical orphan boy with a green thumb and a knack for baking. He's always more than willing to lend a helping hand, and its gap-toothed smile is remarkably infectious. Cyrus lives alone, and does a perfectly fine job of it. It maintains its own garden and grows most of his own ingredients for his baking hobby. He's sworn off almost all technology, though, aside from one (1) refrigerator. He's not the fighting type, and the bulk of its magic is element-based, which it's strategically incorporated into both his baking and gardening. He's also dabbling in novice healing magic, a result of his helpful nature. Grady. he/him - 26yrs. A mild-mannered, easygoing painter with an interesting taste in accessories. Despite his laidback disposition, Grady's an incredible artist; rumour has it he could paint a piece from start to finish with his eyes closed. Oftentimes those he crosses paths with suspect he has some sort of animal hidden under his baggy beige cap; they insist that they see it shift and twitch from time to time. Others swear they can hear whispering coming from underneath. Grady's expertise in battle comes in the form of his paintbrush. He'll paint his foes red with blood in the blink of an eye -- holy shit, did he just turn that guy into stone???
July 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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] look at me. look at me. this is best friends
June 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM