Cosmic Radioactive Wafflesaurus
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I'm an existential crisis in the making. Huzzah!
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"Your existence is not impossible, but it's also not very likely." -Welcome to Nightvale
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hey, does anyone know what I could bring to the rapture tomorrow? I feel like everyone else is going to bring potato salad.
September 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey, does anyone know what I could bring to the rapture tomorrow? I feel like everyone else is going to bring potato salad.
What is going on?
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What is going on?
An example of the current Twitter situation.
June 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
An example of the current Twitter situation.
I hope Mr. Bunny was able to get back home safely.
April 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I hope Mr. Bunny was able to get back home safely.
I hope that if we do get astronauts to visit the moon again, they'll play this song.
youtu.be/U8V2U7vTys0?...
youtu.be/U8V2U7vTys0?...
"We're whalers on the moon!"—Luna Park ride theme song (Futurama)
YouTube video by Überclips
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March 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hope that if we do get astronauts to visit the moon again, they'll play this song.
youtu.be/U8V2U7vTys0?...
youtu.be/U8V2U7vTys0?...
I am, but I wonder sometimes.
January 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I am, but I wonder sometimes.
First post of 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
First post of 2025.
I posted this at the end of 2019 back on the dead bird. Upon retrospect, I should not have evoked the prophecy. With the knowledge of what I now know what would happen in the future, I should have left all alone. Alas, hindsight is 20/20.
January 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I posted this at the end of 2019 back on the dead bird. Upon retrospect, I should not have evoked the prophecy. With the knowledge of what I now know what would happen in the future, I should have left all alone. Alas, hindsight is 20/20.
Two stars are chilling with each other in space. One looks at the other and says," what's wrong? Why do you look so Sirius?"
December 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Two stars are chilling with each other in space. One looks at the other and says," what's wrong? Why do you look so Sirius?"
May you all have an exceptional and otherworldly holiday.
December 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
May you all have an exceptional and otherworldly holiday.
It's true.
December 25, 2024 at 3:33 AM
It's true.
And to thee all, I wish you a very...
December 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
And to thee all, I wish you a very...
Lord of the Reins
One rein to rule them all.
One rein to rule them all.
December 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Lord of the Reins
One rein to rule them all.
One rein to rule them all.
I've said it before. I think metal covers of Christmas songs would be a much better alternative. I'm not talking about the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I mean Megadeth!
December 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I've said it before. I think metal covers of Christmas songs would be a much better alternative. I'm not talking about the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I mean Megadeth!
I tried catching the fog, but I mist.
December 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I tried catching the fog, but I mist.
Happy Honda Days Everybody!
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Happy Honda Days Everybody!
Leave them alone Karen!
December 10, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Leave them alone Karen!
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Festive.
December 9, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Festive.