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Cosmicgoatee🍋‍🟩🍕
@cosmicgoatee.bsky.social
18+, early 30s boomer dork, abdl content, silly goats and padded posts
Cutie pup aawwww look at youuu
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
All goat, no brain: 100% Baaaah
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You should do a banana shit I mean a banana split I mean a banana shit I mean a
December 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
goat on da treadmill how fast will they nyoom
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hello Goatdon Freeman, I-

OOOAAAAAAAGGHHHH
December 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Metalpipe.sfx
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Molding you into a bundle of joy, no reason to think or focus hard, simple loving silly thoughts now~
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Goatbug dialogue: BAH BAH BAH BAH
New Board Request Unlocked: Shush the goat
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
To quote Yu-Gi-Oh:
The power of children's card games will destroy this world
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You reek, kiddo~
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You're both the chattiest goats on goatsky and you're both very cute with a 5 star baaah rating
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hadron Goat Collider
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🎶 There's squeaky and squishy and plushy and tubey, rubtub and softnubs and blowchub and smoothie,

But do you recall, the most rubbery reindeer of all~🎶
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
you're in the big leagues now sheepybutt
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Talk about a combo, being pumped and unable to control when you dump. That's like baja blast and crunchwraps for dorky diaper boys
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hypampothetically
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
And yes, I'm aware of the optimal card game out there I even own the booster packs lol, I'm just saying like, we gotta fill the crinkly tcg market pail, so to speak
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Level 0 is actually the final level to attain, you start at 100 and work down, it's an inverse mechanic.

Types include Googoo, Gaagaa, Bababa, Wiwiwi, and more. The TCG scene is crazy though. Trading card games of Infamon legally require warning labels, prolonged play causes potty training loss
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM