Cosmicgoatee🍋🟩🍕
@cosmicgoatee.bsky.social
18+, early 30s boomer dork, abdl content, silly goats and padded posts
Crinkle bells
Goats all smell
Festive filling droops
Baaahing flock
Where they walk
Silly horny troops
Watch them waddle
Perfect models
Squeaking squishing too
Perfect drones and goaty moans
They're coming for you~
Goats all smell
Festive filling droops
Baaahing flock
Where they walk
Silly horny troops
Watch them waddle
Perfect models
Squeaking squishing too
Perfect drones and goaty moans
They're coming for you~
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Crinkle bells
Goats all smell
Festive filling droops
Baaahing flock
Where they walk
Silly horny troops
Watch them waddle
Perfect models
Squeaking squishing too
Perfect drones and goaty moans
They're coming for you~
Goats all smell
Festive filling droops
Baaahing flock
Where they walk
Silly horny troops
Watch them waddle
Perfect models
Squeaking squishing too
Perfect drones and goaty moans
They're coming for you~
Baaaaaahhhbcute
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Baaaaaahhhbcute
Vibing, bleating, diaper freshness receding
Gift art from a friend, credit to DannySkunk on FA
Gift art from a friend, credit to DannySkunk on FA
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Vibing, bleating, diaper freshness receding
Gift art from a friend, credit to DannySkunk on FA
Gift art from a friend, credit to DannySkunk on FA
Cereal that makes you even more gay and cute
Sinnymen Toasty Cumch
Frosted Flicks
Fruity Loops
Queerios
Apple Jack Offs
Ass Crispies
Cocko Pumps
Trix - self explanatory
Captain Cumch + Cumch Berries
Uhh
Honey Bunches of Goat-ass
Sinnymen Toasty Cumch
Frosted Flicks
Fruity Loops
Queerios
Apple Jack Offs
Ass Crispies
Cocko Pumps
Trix - self explanatory
Captain Cumch + Cumch Berries
Uhh
Honey Bunches of Goat-ass
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Cereal that makes you even more gay and cute
Sinnymen Toasty Cumch
Frosted Flicks
Fruity Loops
Queerios
Apple Jack Offs
Ass Crispies
Cocko Pumps
Trix - self explanatory
Captain Cumch + Cumch Berries
Uhh
Honey Bunches of Goat-ass
Sinnymen Toasty Cumch
Frosted Flicks
Fruity Loops
Queerios
Apple Jack Offs
Ass Crispies
Cocko Pumps
Trix - self explanatory
Captain Cumch + Cumch Berries
Uhh
Honey Bunches of Goat-ass
The true Half Life 3 were the
headcrabs that rewired our brains to be drooly dumb diapered scientist zombies along the way
headcrabs that rewired our brains to be drooly dumb diapered scientist zombies along the way
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The true Half Life 3 were the
headcrabs that rewired our brains to be drooly dumb diapered scientist zombies along the way
headcrabs that rewired our brains to be drooly dumb diapered scientist zombies along the way
There's Digimon, Pokemon, there needs to be a new IP, I dub it Infamon
Just rambunctious little freaks in monstrous padding, they grow, but only in size. Attacks are made by how reeky or sloshy they are. What about types? Infamon are classed by their babbling. The iconic catchphrase? Get changing!
Just rambunctious little freaks in monstrous padding, they grow, but only in size. Attacks are made by how reeky or sloshy they are. What about types? Infamon are classed by their babbling. The iconic catchphrase? Get changing!
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
There's Digimon, Pokemon, there needs to be a new IP, I dub it Infamon
Just rambunctious little freaks in monstrous padding, they grow, but only in size. Attacks are made by how reeky or sloshy they are. What about types? Infamon are classed by their babbling. The iconic catchphrase? Get changing!
Just rambunctious little freaks in monstrous padding, they grow, but only in size. Attacks are made by how reeky or sloshy they are. What about types? Infamon are classed by their babbling. The iconic catchphrase? Get changing!
I feel like I can never sync up to the two chatty goats I like to see around here, maybe I need to be more active around these ere parts 🤠
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I feel like I can never sync up to the two chatty goats I like to see around here, maybe I need to be more active around these ere parts 🤠
Reposted by Cosmicgoatee🍋🟩🍕
I need more local critter friends (to pad me up, its so hard to do it myself, also the praise is nice)
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I need more local critter friends (to pad me up, its so hard to do it myself, also the praise is nice)
Rubix cube my little goat brain into jumbled up compartments that you have to constantly un-jumble because I'm balancing on my hooves backwards while crying and pissing and speaking in a dead language
Smooth my cube brain please
Smooth my cube brain please
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rubix cube my little goat brain into jumbled up compartments that you have to constantly un-jumble because I'm balancing on my hooves backwards while crying and pissing and speaking in a dead language
Smooth my cube brain please
Smooth my cube brain please
Shrink and stick me inside of an ornament diaper pail ball on the tree and ensure I never leave until crinkle-mas
Better gift than my lumpy coal butt meeehhhh
Better gift than my lumpy coal butt meeehhhh
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Shrink and stick me inside of an ornament diaper pail ball on the tree and ensure I never leave until crinkle-mas
Better gift than my lumpy coal butt meeehhhh
Better gift than my lumpy coal butt meeehhhh
Goo leaking out my ears as I green slime myself everywhere, sloppy green globs of gooey glorpy goo as my dumb giggling goat body sloshes like jelly jiggly gooey glop slop, a puddle writhing and wobbling. I'm such a goobrain...
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Goo leaking out my ears as I green slime myself everywhere, sloppy green globs of gooey glorpy goo as my dumb giggling goat body sloshes like jelly jiggly gooey glop slop, a puddle writhing and wobbling. I'm such a goobrain...
I wanna kiss so many plushies and goats and horned mammal anthros and friends and smooch smooch baaah baaaaahhmy brains out until I'm a huge kissyboy 💋🐐
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wanna kiss so many plushies and goats and horned mammal anthros and friends and smooch smooch baaah baaaaahhmy brains out until I'm a huge kissyboy 💋🐐
When the seats say 'maximum capacity x lbs'
No those don't mean absolutely blort yourself to cartoonish proportions to test the strain
No those don't mean absolutely blort yourself to cartoonish proportions to test the strain
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When the seats say 'maximum capacity x lbs'
No those don't mean absolutely blort yourself to cartoonish proportions to test the strain
No those don't mean absolutely blort yourself to cartoonish proportions to test the strain
Googoogalaga
Starfighters must prevent the gaylien invasion
Don't let them kiss you and make you gloopy and gleeby and silly...
Starfighters must prevent the gaylien invasion
Don't let them kiss you and make you gloopy and gleeby and silly...
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Googoogalaga
Starfighters must prevent the gaylien invasion
Don't let them kiss you and make you gloopy and gleeby and silly...
Starfighters must prevent the gaylien invasion
Don't let them kiss you and make you gloopy and gleeby and silly...
Goats climbing towers, suddenly restrained in massive hefty diapers, a baby bouncer, fed loads of food as they bloat & bulge outwards, till the floor opens & they bounce up and down the tower like on a bungee until they absolutely pack all that food out into their seats for a messy smush cushion...
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Goats climbing towers, suddenly restrained in massive hefty diapers, a baby bouncer, fed loads of food as they bloat & bulge outwards, till the floor opens & they bounce up and down the tower like on a bungee until they absolutely pack all that food out into their seats for a messy smush cushion...
Plushie goats invading your home, eating your leftovers, playing gamecube and watching cartoon reruns while you're tied up and forced to watch them do so
You will never be able to tell anyone you saw us~
You will never be able to tell anyone you saw us~
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Plushie goats invading your home, eating your leftovers, playing gamecube and watching cartoon reruns while you're tied up and forced to watch them do so
You will never be able to tell anyone you saw us~
You will never be able to tell anyone you saw us~
Reposted by Cosmicgoatee🍋🟩🍕
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wanna wear and huff diapers, used diapers, filling diapers, soggy big poofy diapers so much....bahhhhh....
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I wanna wear and huff diapers, used diapers, filling diapers, soggy big poofy diapers so much....bahhhhh....
The real reason goats scale near vertical surfaces is to avoid having their diapers get changed by their caretakers. Some can reach 89° and still be mushy soggy kiddos
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The real reason goats scale near vertical surfaces is to avoid having their diapers get changed by their caretakers. Some can reach 89° and still be mushy soggy kiddos
"This diaper
It was made for me"
This is so Void coded heheh
It was made for me"
This is so Void coded heheh
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"This diaper
It was made for me"
This is so Void coded heheh
It was made for me"
This is so Void coded heheh
I too, love goats in massive fucking diapers, this is a personal call out
i love goats in big diapers send post
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I too, love goats in massive fucking diapers, this is a personal call out
🐐new monthly tradition unlocked
as we bid a sad farewell to goatvember we must embrace with hopefulness what comes next. and that is goatcember
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
🐐new monthly tradition unlocked
Huffy pamp goat behavior~ weheh
It's not what it looks like!
Emergency sketch done for @goatbab.bsky.social
#ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL
Emergency sketch done for @goatbab.bsky.social
#ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Huffy pamp goat behavior~ weheh
The first stanksgiving was where the Pampgrims and the Huggalots got together and had snack time and learned the power of bonding and blorting together right?
Nnnngg...
blrrrrrtchhh
bblllppprrrtbbbbbppfffttt...
Well I can sure say I'm thankful to carry that tradition onwards...
Nnnngg...
blrrrrrtchhh
bblllppprrrtbbbbbppfffttt...
Well I can sure say I'm thankful to carry that tradition onwards...
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The first stanksgiving was where the Pampgrims and the Huggalots got together and had snack time and learned the power of bonding and blorting together right?
Nnnngg...
blrrrrrtchhh
bblllppprrrtbbbbbppfffttt...
Well I can sure say I'm thankful to carry that tradition onwards...
Nnnngg...
blrrrrrtchhh
bblllppprrrtbbbbbppfffttt...
Well I can sure say I'm thankful to carry that tradition onwards...
Diaper Bonanza song would go so hard (edm with brown note synth)
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Diaper Bonanza song would go so hard (edm with brown note synth)