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danielle
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moxy!

she/her.
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why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob
all the blessings in the world to this person specifically
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
now is the winter of our dismalcolmtent
First poster for the ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE’ sequel series

Releasing April 10 on Hulu.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
gaydar is a very fun show and josh is charming!
Thanks to Anania and the team for having me on Gaydar last week! I think I did an okay job under pressure!!!
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
she wants to start a book club with me
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i appreciate spotify tracking my music-related hyperfixations. burned a hole in this album this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
where do i report voter suppression
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
sports! wow!
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
waiting to hear my husband’s reaction every time i send him a meme from the next room
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
also shoutout to the greendale human being mascot for getting cast in superman (2025)
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
personally speaking i would love to see every wilhelm scream replaced with tim robinson shouting “WHAT THE FUCK”

for cinema
September 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i despise charlie kirk but i still say ban the fucking guns
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
September 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob
August 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
finally saw wicked, please clap
August 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
forgot my own phone number halfway through leaving a voicemail 🙂🙃🙂🫠
August 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
putting up this poster next to my houseplants currently having a near death experience
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i initially missed that this was a tub for babies and thought this woman brought it everywhere for HER. and i was completely on board like
July 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
what chuckleduster thought to put scrambled eggs on my breakfast sandwich. this is a crime.
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i made the responsible choice today and did not buy myself a gyro. being responsible is dumb.
May 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
after last night’s mulaney, i strongly believe this is how they should handle all gov regulations. a panel of comics going “wtf is this bullshit” and one expert to explain the bullshit. do it for everything
May 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🎶 i love pico de gallo 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
without fail, my biggest barrier to going to bed early is my husband. i really enjoy hanging out with my husband. and i stay up too late because of it
April 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
libraries are just the best, man. they’re quiet! they’re organized! they’re open to everyone! 10/10
April 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
anyway eat shit terfs
April 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
people want to put everything into one of two distinct categories, but it just doesn’t work like that. the world isn’t binary, it’s shades of gray, everywhere. and punishing folks for falling in the gray is fucking cruel
April 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM