Someone wanted to be more involved.

Assuming you meant “performative”:

If I scrolled down, it gave me a button to join for free:

I visited my mother briefly a couple days ago. She went in depth trying to explain to me that when you dye your hair, you get visibly undyed roots, as if this was brand new knowledge she was imparting, something she was confident I hadn’t known.

This is what I looked like for most of college:

Post you from a different era.

This image, of me in high school competing in Academic Decathlon, made it to the front page of the local section of the paper.

It's here!!! It's here!!!!