@coryschimm.bsky.social
everyone complains that there's no more good jobs, but you can go on polymarket to put your life savings on the male from Wyoming to win the first ever Hunger Games and be set for life
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
everyone complains that there's no more good jobs, but you can go on polymarket to put your life savings on the male from Wyoming to win the first ever Hunger Games and be set for life
My Ozemic Journey, 2 minutes in: when do I get 6 pack?
September 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My Ozemic Journey, 2 minutes in: when do I get 6 pack?
Whenever I post, it’s cause I think it’ll do numbers
I hereby sentence you to male Instacart shopper
August 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Whenever I post, it’s cause I think it’ll do numbers
I hereby sentence you to male Instacart shopper
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hereby sentence you to male Instacart shopper
I started reading Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian and the first thought I had was, ‘Nothing to mark dialogue, just like Sally Rooney’. I’m pretty sure I’m the first to connect the two authors.
May 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I started reading Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian and the first thought I had was, ‘Nothing to mark dialogue, just like Sally Rooney’. I’m pretty sure I’m the first to connect the two authors.
I’m NOT a ‘midwit’ okay?!?! I read chapter books like a big boy.
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’m NOT a ‘midwit’ okay?!?! I read chapter books like a big boy.
Me, a theater expert: “The show was supposed to stop its called an intermission”
February 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me, a theater expert: “The show was supposed to stop its called an intermission”
4 years ago, I could’ve stopped it.
January 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
4 years ago, I could’ve stopped it.