@corymartini.bsky.social
I’m feigning for a 4+ hr flight and “welcome to…” sign. Sigh
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m feigning for a 4+ hr flight and “welcome to…” sign. Sigh
18 in 2008 🤷🏽♀️
18 in 2005 lol
What year yall graduated Highschool and how old were you?
I was 18 in 2014. Late bday.
I was 18 in 2014. Late bday.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
18 in 2008 🤷🏽♀️
I don’t feel bad for Diddy’s sons cause they actively trying to be just like him. Especially that King Combs. Shoulda called him Prince Combs.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don’t feel bad for Diddy’s sons cause they actively trying to be just like him. Especially that King Combs. Shoulda called him Prince Combs.
Let’s make a bet: I bet that this statement will feel less true each day that passes.
“There will be a Presidential election in 2028.”
“There will be a Presidential election in 2028.”
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Let’s make a bet: I bet that this statement will feel less true each day that passes.
“There will be a Presidential election in 2028.”
“There will be a Presidential election in 2028.”
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If you’re great at what you do, please be unapologetic as fuck. These mid motherfuckers walking around with their chests poked out.
Why shouldn’t you?
Why shouldn’t you?
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you’re great at what you do, please be unapologetic as fuck. These mid motherfuckers walking around with their chests poked out.
Why shouldn’t you?
Why shouldn’t you?
If you haven’t…watch All Her Fault on Peacock. And then watch A Friend of the Family also on Peacock. And then go do something wholesome to erase the gross feelings those two shows will create.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you haven’t…watch All Her Fault on Peacock. And then watch A Friend of the Family also on Peacock. And then go do something wholesome to erase the gross feelings those two shows will create.
One thing my mom gonna do is waste my time and apologize like she doesn’t do it all the time. 🥲
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
One thing my mom gonna do is waste my time and apologize like she doesn’t do it all the time. 🥲
Just ate way too much space brownie. Let me go ahead and get in bed before it’s too late. 🫠
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just ate way too much space brownie. Let me go ahead and get in bed before it’s too late. 🫠
It’s so cold, my pre-roll is struggling to stay lit.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s so cold, my pre-roll is struggling to stay lit.
My dog is 13 and just dx with sarcoma. Then I just read someone say 13 is old for a big dog….🫠😬🥲😭
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My dog is 13 and just dx with sarcoma. Then I just read someone say 13 is old for a big dog….🫠😬🥲😭
So the Jan 6th pipe bomber was a Black man? Yeah okay and I just won the lottery for the 10th time.
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So the Jan 6th pipe bomber was a Black man? Yeah okay and I just won the lottery for the 10th time.
Hello! I’m alive! Forgot about this app honestly. But I’m back! I’m sure you all care so much. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hello! I’m alive! Forgot about this app honestly. But I’m back! I’m sure you all care so much. 🤣
Good news! My tumor hasn’t grown since May! Hopefully it’s because of these new pills! 🙌🏽
October 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Good news! My tumor hasn’t grown since May! Hopefully it’s because of these new pills! 🙌🏽
Thanks Taylor for acknowledging that Black Women are Bad Bitches. I mean we knew but it’s good that you do too! 🤣 #EldestDaughter
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thanks Taylor for acknowledging that Black Women are Bad Bitches. I mean we knew but it’s good that you do too! 🤣 #EldestDaughter
This is so true because as intelligent as I am I heard C Owens make a good take and started questioning whether I should give her another listen. Quickly woke myself up from that bullshit tho. Marking myself safe!
Too many of yall get excited when the worst person you know says something you agree with.
Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and others are still ALT RIGHT.
They’ll say “the sky is blue” & yall be shocked they told the truth & start listening to more and that’s how the pipeline sucks you in.
Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and others are still ALT RIGHT.
They’ll say “the sky is blue” & yall be shocked they told the truth & start listening to more and that’s how the pipeline sucks you in.
September 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is so true because as intelligent as I am I heard C Owens make a good take and started questioning whether I should give her another listen. Quickly woke myself up from that bullshit tho. Marking myself safe!
Yt privilege is threatening to kill all homeless people on a major broadcast and keeping your job
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What do you say when your boss is a bitch and asks why she edits all your work and you can’t tell her it’s because she a bitch who goes out her way to look for problems to have with your work?
September 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What do you say when your boss is a bitch and asks why she edits all your work and you can’t tell her it’s because she a bitch who goes out her way to look for problems to have with your work?
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You cannot have a conversation about capitalism in America without having one about racism - and I wish folks would stop glossing by it. It’s the caste system at root.
September 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You cannot have a conversation about capitalism in America without having one about racism - and I wish folks would stop glossing by it. It’s the caste system at root.
At work but I don’t have internet so I can’t work. Was gonna work on some word docs but oh look that’s saved on a server or something that needs internet? Idk so I’m just chilling I guess.
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
At work but I don’t have internet so I can’t work. Was gonna work on some word docs but oh look that’s saved on a server or something that needs internet? Idk so I’m just chilling I guess.
Key phrase is “actually like women,” because a lot of men really don’t. Like those men should just get a blow up doll honestly.
September 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Key phrase is “actually like women,” because a lot of men really don’t. Like those men should just get a blow up doll honestly.
So she felt third degree after the fact bullying by watching clips BUT NOT IN PERSON?!?! oh you raggedy heaux. #loveislandusa
August 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So she felt third degree after the fact bullying by watching clips BUT NOT IN PERSON?!?! oh you raggedy heaux. #loveislandusa
Austin is very much neurodivergent. #Loveislandusa
August 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Austin is very much neurodivergent. #Loveislandusa
Huda purposely played dense about bringing back Chris for Chelley. She’s such a gaslighting liar. #loveislandusa #loveislandreunion
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Huda purposely played dense about bringing back Chris for Chelley. She’s such a gaslighting liar. #loveislandusa #loveislandreunion
Another wonderful side effect of this cancer pill? Food taste like absolutely nothing.
And this isn’t even chemotherapy so I can only imagine how people deal with that. Sheesh. At least I’ll lose some of this weight I guess.
And this isn’t even chemotherapy so I can only imagine how people deal with that. Sheesh. At least I’ll lose some of this weight I guess.
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Another wonderful side effect of this cancer pill? Food taste like absolutely nothing.
And this isn’t even chemotherapy so I can only imagine how people deal with that. Sheesh. At least I’ll lose some of this weight I guess.
And this isn’t even chemotherapy so I can only imagine how people deal with that. Sheesh. At least I’ll lose some of this weight I guess.