Cory Knights
@coryknights.bsky.social
London. Dog. Camera. Movies.
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January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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@rhyswilliamson.bsky.social finally jesus
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 PM
@rhyswilliamson.bsky.social finally jesus
You can put your dick in this one too
We never got a popcorn bucket for The Witch, The Lighthouse or The Northman. No matter, because NOW THERE IS NOSFERATU BUCKET.
November 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
You can put your dick in this one too
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I'm making the hottest memes of 1992.
November 26, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I'm making the hottest memes of 1992.
Watched Tar the way it was meant to be seen; on an 18 inch TV mounted to the ceiling, whilst reclined and enduring a three hour dental appointment
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Watched Tar the way it was meant to be seen; on an 18 inch TV mounted to the ceiling, whilst reclined and enduring a three hour dental appointment
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Reskeet if you’re gooning on Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Reskeet if you’re gooning on Bluesky
This is how I found out that Mike Tyson lost. goated skeet
November 16, 2024 at 10:27 AM
This is how I found out that Mike Tyson lost. goated skeet
My great achievement in 2024 is training my dog to let me brush his teeth with an electric toothbrush
November 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
My great achievement in 2024 is training my dog to let me brush his teeth with an electric toothbrush
Genuinely think he’d make OJ Simpson in charge of prisons if he weren’t dead, and he still might try
November 14, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Genuinely think he’d make OJ Simpson in charge of prisons if he weren’t dead, and he still might try
Wonder what the Archbishop of Banterbury has to say about this
NEW: Archbishop of Canterbury resigns.
November 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Wonder what the Archbishop of Banterbury has to say about this
When is this being adapted into a Sorkin scripted film?
Exclusive: The secret per-mile road charging plan developed by TfL that would have transformed London's roads, air quality, and carbon emissions - and how it was dropped by Sadiq Khan.
www.londoncentric.media/p/london-roa...
www.londoncentric.media/p/london-roa...
Exclusive: The secret plan to charge London's drivers by the mile
Sadiq Khan and Transport for London were on the cusp of transforming the capital's roads. London Centric has all the details.
www.londoncentric.media
November 12, 2024 at 5:16 PM
When is this being adapted into a Sorkin scripted film?
Thinking that BlueSky is where I’m going to post dog posts publicly. This is Rune, he’s a Norwegian Elkhound, yes he’s as cuddly as he looks
November 11, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Thinking that BlueSky is where I’m going to post dog posts publicly. This is Rune, he’s a Norwegian Elkhound, yes he’s as cuddly as he looks