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god didn’t give me money cuz I’d buy dumb shit like this
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 AM
You should be allowed to call kids f******
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I wanna be a thousandaire
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
The last Sony ‘Ghost of’ was such a fun 8/10. An 8/10 that you’ll never forget.
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Just tryna make this tv last longer than my last relationship
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Waiting 80 minutes at a Kaiser pharmacy for something I can buy over the counter and googling “Kaiser Board Members Names”
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
waiting for the JD Vance meme NFTs
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.

Sent in anon.
February 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I am so sick of this shit. It’s a Sieg Heil. It’s a Nazi salute. Anyone who sees it knows. It’s ridiculous that legal departments presumably won’t let media call it what it is. Bannon made “a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally”? Fuck off.
February 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Make Nazis afraid to salute in public again
February 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this elon musk guy doesn’t seem all that great
February 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
smoking enough weed to give myself CTE
February 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Salmonella is a beautiful girls name
January 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
letterboxd rules now because nobody uses it except this guy I follow who has the worst taste in movies so all I see now are reviews for probably a bad movie I shouldn’t waste my time on
January 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hear me out what if joe just launches a nuke
January 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I can’t stop singing Luigi Mangione in the style of Smash Mouth’s All-Star
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
December 10, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Malcom in the Middle is just 2000s Alf
October 9, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I just referred to Vanderpump Rules as “Post-Modern Willy Wonka” and i hate myself
February 6, 2024 at 2:42 AM
This is an article that would have gotten like half a second of screen time in Children of Men
January 12, 2024 at 5:39 AM
It’s scary to know that easily 1 out of 5 of your friends listen to the Joe Rogan podcast
December 26, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Has anyone ever eaten rice pilaf on acid and survived
November 2, 2023 at 5:54 AM
Just thinking itd be kind of awesome if Cake covered Godsmack
October 24, 2023 at 3:45 PM