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@cory2679.bsky.social
Trying to top my Twitter audience of 138 bots and people that followed me and never logged onto twitter again. I’ll be growing my following by posting things that only I find amusing, but never giving the “help me grow followers” posts.
Are we really stuck with him for another 4 years?
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Are we really stuck with him for another 4 years?
Only slightly less bonkers statement then when Trump said you had to have ID to buy groceries.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Only slightly less bonkers statement then when Trump said you had to have ID to buy groceries.
That was a quick 10 days.
Bet Trump comes out and claims he stopped another war, and that he is the best at 10 day airport closures.
Bet Trump comes out and claims he stopped another war, and that he is the best at 10 day airport closures.
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
That was a quick 10 days.
Bet Trump comes out and claims he stopped another war, and that he is the best at 10 day airport closures.
Bet Trump comes out and claims he stopped another war, and that he is the best at 10 day airport closures.
I remember when MTV subtitled the music video and Nirvana told them to stop doing it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I remember when MTV subtitled the music video and Nirvana told them to stop doing it.
Subtitling wouldn’t have been horrible. Relying on my mediocre knowledge of 3rd grade Spanish to pick up on the 7-8 words I thought I understood properly didn’t adequately convey his message.
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Subtitling wouldn’t have been horrible. Relying on my mediocre knowledge of 3rd grade Spanish to pick up on the 7-8 words I thought I understood properly didn’t adequately convey his message.
Won’t be the last. Their goal is to keep posting more and more outlandish shit so the next time he posts this same racist thing the acceptance factor will be higher and the backlash smaller.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Won’t be the last. Their goal is to keep posting more and more outlandish shit so the next time he posts this same racist thing the acceptance factor will be higher and the backlash smaller.
Don’t lose him… just wants him to take down 1 post.
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Don’t lose him… just wants him to take down 1 post.
Lincoln tunnel, Lincoln memorial, or just a 1997 Lincoln town car broken down somewhere in the world?
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Lincoln tunnel, Lincoln memorial, or just a 1997 Lincoln town car broken down somewhere in the world?
I’m sure they’ll settle for the full amount. Just to make him happy.
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I’m sure they’ll settle for the full amount. Just to make him happy.
Standard protocol. Shoot an unarmed person, get a free vacation.
January 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Standard protocol. Shoot an unarmed person, get a free vacation.
I’m sure either scenario comes with her getting a full pardon.
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I’m sure either scenario comes with her getting a full pardon.
Is he quoting Epstein?
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Is he quoting Epstein?
What’s the bet their first order of business is to give Trump a prize?
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 PM
What’s the bet their first order of business is to give Trump a prize?
Really? The guy who’s pardoning everyone with a checkbook is going to let ICE Barbie face consequences? You’re naive if you think that.
Unless you’re betting on all of his McDonald’s food is giving him a sudden coronary.
Unless you’re betting on all of his McDonald’s food is giving him a sudden coronary.
January 24, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Really? The guy who’s pardoning everyone with a checkbook is going to let ICE Barbie face consequences? You’re naive if you think that.
Unless you’re betting on all of his McDonald’s food is giving him a sudden coronary.
Unless you’re betting on all of his McDonald’s food is giving him a sudden coronary.
You would think if they’re giving him daily IVs or blood transfusions that they’d at least figure out a better place to hide the needle mark.
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
You would think if they’re giving him daily IVs or blood transfusions that they’d at least figure out a better place to hide the needle mark.
Actually, what they could do is give him a dummy phone that doesn’t actually post anything. It just randomly adds likes to whatever he thinks he posted so he thinks he’s still got it… and the rest of us wouldn’t have to listen to it.
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Actually, what they could do is give him a dummy phone that doesn’t actually post anything. It just randomly adds likes to whatever he thinks he posted so he thinks he’s still got it… and the rest of us wouldn’t have to listen to it.
I wonder if the Nobel committee will give Machado a second peace prize for selflessly sacrificing her Peace Prize in an attempt to calm down the orange baby in hopes of stopping a third world war.
Although it’s like giving in and buying a screaming toddler a candy bar in the grocery checkout line.
Although it’s like giving in and buying a screaming toddler a candy bar in the grocery checkout line.
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I wonder if the Nobel committee will give Machado a second peace prize for selflessly sacrificing her Peace Prize in an attempt to calm down the orange baby in hopes of stopping a third world war.
Although it’s like giving in and buying a screaming toddler a candy bar in the grocery checkout line.
Although it’s like giving in and buying a screaming toddler a candy bar in the grocery checkout line.
I mean, what it really comes down to with this administration… are you white.
Which seems to be the only prerequisite to them opening the door wide for people to come in.
If your white, there’s not much to worry about (as long as you can’t be tied to a independent thinking social account)
Which seems to be the only prerequisite to them opening the door wide for people to come in.
If your white, there’s not much to worry about (as long as you can’t be tied to a independent thinking social account)
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I mean, what it really comes down to with this administration… are you white.
Which seems to be the only prerequisite to them opening the door wide for people to come in.
If your white, there’s not much to worry about (as long as you can’t be tied to a independent thinking social account)
Which seems to be the only prerequisite to them opening the door wide for people to come in.
If your white, there’s not much to worry about (as long as you can’t be tied to a independent thinking social account)
Don’t forget he also accused schools of giving children sex change operations without telling their parents…. Not telling parents is kinda his jam.
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Don’t forget he also accused schools of giving children sex change operations without telling their parents…. Not telling parents is kinda his jam.
Arrest that fucker on state charges so Trump can’t do anything about it.
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Arrest that fucker on state charges so Trump can’t do anything about it.
@muellershewrote.com shouldn’t this be a state crime opposed to federal?
They murdered a citizen (not a federal employee) on the streets on Minnesota.
We’d want it to be a state crime, because if it’s federal they can dismiss the charges, or Trump can pardon him if they let it get that far.
They murdered a citizen (not a federal employee) on the streets on Minnesota.
We’d want it to be a state crime, because if it’s federal they can dismiss the charges, or Trump can pardon him if they let it get that far.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
@muellershewrote.com shouldn’t this be a state crime opposed to federal?
They murdered a citizen (not a federal employee) on the streets on Minnesota.
We’d want it to be a state crime, because if it’s federal they can dismiss the charges, or Trump can pardon him if they let it get that far.
They murdered a citizen (not a federal employee) on the streets on Minnesota.
We’d want it to be a state crime, because if it’s federal they can dismiss the charges, or Trump can pardon him if they let it get that far.
Oh, I thought it was just our TVs. Paramount’s app is HORRIBLE. Drops all the time. Multiple pauses during a show/movie. Complete junk.
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh, I thought it was just our TVs. Paramount’s app is HORRIBLE. Drops all the time. Multiple pauses during a show/movie. Complete junk.