Name
@cory2679.bsky.social
Trying to top my Twitter audience of 138 bots and people that followed me and never logged onto twitter again. I’ll be growing my following by posting things that only I find amusing, but never giving the “help me grow followers” posts.
Remind anyone who says they’re “done with Trump” that the only way to be done with him is to not only stop voting for him, but to stop voting for anyone in his party that has been enabling him.
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Remind anyone who says they’re “done with Trump” that the only way to be done with him is to not only stop voting for him, but to stop voting for anyone in his party that has been enabling him.
GOP =
Gaggle Of Pedophiles
Greedy Old Pedophiles
Geriatric Orange Perverts
General Oligarch Praise
Get Outta Politics
I’m open to suggestions or thoughts.
Gaggle Of Pedophiles
Greedy Old Pedophiles
Geriatric Orange Perverts
General Oligarch Praise
Get Outta Politics
I’m open to suggestions or thoughts.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
GOP =
Gaggle Of Pedophiles
Greedy Old Pedophiles
Geriatric Orange Perverts
General Oligarch Praise
Get Outta Politics
I’m open to suggestions or thoughts.
Gaggle Of Pedophiles
Greedy Old Pedophiles
Geriatric Orange Perverts
General Oligarch Praise
Get Outta Politics
I’m open to suggestions or thoughts.
If you didn’t vote for “this” you’re an idiot or a liar (or both).
If you didn’t vote vote for “this” you’re an asshole.
If you didn’t vote vote for “this” you’re an asshole.
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you didn’t vote for “this” you’re an idiot or a liar (or both).
If you didn’t vote vote for “this” you’re an asshole.
If you didn’t vote vote for “this” you’re an asshole.
@angrystaffer.bsky.social
I’m sure Trump will say it was God’s will that Kirk was killed instead of an innocent onlooker behind him.
Political violence shouldn’t be necessary, but when people have terrified the nation for 10 yrs, and farmed hate for 10 yrs, i doubt this will be the last.
I’m sure Trump will say it was God’s will that Kirk was killed instead of an innocent onlooker behind him.
Political violence shouldn’t be necessary, but when people have terrified the nation for 10 yrs, and farmed hate for 10 yrs, i doubt this will be the last.
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@angrystaffer.bsky.social
I’m sure Trump will say it was God’s will that Kirk was killed instead of an innocent onlooker behind him.
Political violence shouldn’t be necessary, but when people have terrified the nation for 10 yrs, and farmed hate for 10 yrs, i doubt this will be the last.
I’m sure Trump will say it was God’s will that Kirk was killed instead of an innocent onlooker behind him.
Political violence shouldn’t be necessary, but when people have terrified the nation for 10 yrs, and farmed hate for 10 yrs, i doubt this will be the last.
@angrystaffer.bsky.social
You’re a big supporter of filling teacher wishlists, but can you please remind people to check who’s asking?
If their pictures are AI driven, & most of their posts are soliciting gift cards, or asking to share their wishlist of gift cards, best to help a different teacher.
You’re a big supporter of filling teacher wishlists, but can you please remind people to check who’s asking?
If their pictures are AI driven, & most of their posts are soliciting gift cards, or asking to share their wishlist of gift cards, best to help a different teacher.
August 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@angrystaffer.bsky.social
You’re a big supporter of filling teacher wishlists, but can you please remind people to check who’s asking?
If their pictures are AI driven, & most of their posts are soliciting gift cards, or asking to share their wishlist of gift cards, best to help a different teacher.
You’re a big supporter of filling teacher wishlists, but can you please remind people to check who’s asking?
If their pictures are AI driven, & most of their posts are soliciting gift cards, or asking to share their wishlist of gift cards, best to help a different teacher.
We all need to help teachers get ready for their school year. But if you see a person posting constantly asking for help, and their wishlist is pretty much all gift cards, you should probably look to help a different teacher in need.
It’s disappointing that people try to capitalize on generosity.
It’s disappointing that people try to capitalize on generosity.
August 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
We all need to help teachers get ready for their school year. But if you see a person posting constantly asking for help, and their wishlist is pretty much all gift cards, you should probably look to help a different teacher in need.
It’s disappointing that people try to capitalize on generosity.
It’s disappointing that people try to capitalize on generosity.
So, if Trump gives Putin everything he wants in exchange for nothing… can we then charge Putin with senior abuse?
August 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
So, if Trump gives Putin everything he wants in exchange for nothing… can we then charge Putin with senior abuse?
Hey @johnfugelsang.bsky.social any chance you’re performing in NYC this week?
August 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hey @johnfugelsang.bsky.social any chance you’re performing in NYC this week?
Well America. We celebrate the 248.9973 years you existed.
It was a good run.
You’ll be missed.
#happydependenceday
#guesswehaveanorangekingnow
#RIPDemocracy
It was a good run.
You’ll be missed.
#happydependenceday
#guesswehaveanorangekingnow
#RIPDemocracy
July 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well America. We celebrate the 248.9973 years you existed.
It was a good run.
You’ll be missed.
#happydependenceday
#guesswehaveanorangekingnow
#RIPDemocracy
It was a good run.
You’ll be missed.
#happydependenceday
#guesswehaveanorangekingnow
#RIPDemocracy
Gotta feel for the city of Seattle tonight.
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gotta feel for the city of Seattle tonight.
Watching @oliviamunn.bsky.social in love wedding repeat. Fun movie. Great cast.
June 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching @oliviamunn.bsky.social in love wedding repeat. Fun movie. Great cast.
We’re to the point where @lincolnproject.us run ads about how much Trump is fucking everyone (like they predicted) and finish it with “what can we do now?”
Then list out:
Write congress
Save money & avoid the market
Do not donate to the GOP
Register to vote
Hold every one of them accountable
Then list out:
Write congress
Save money & avoid the market
Do not donate to the GOP
Register to vote
Hold every one of them accountable
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We’re to the point where @lincolnproject.us run ads about how much Trump is fucking everyone (like they predicted) and finish it with “what can we do now?”
Then list out:
Write congress
Save money & avoid the market
Do not donate to the GOP
Register to vote
Hold every one of them accountable
Then list out:
Write congress
Save money & avoid the market
Do not donate to the GOP
Register to vote
Hold every one of them accountable
Does anyone else’s cat get up from the hardwood floor they were sleeping on to go puke on the carpet?
It’s a catspiracy to fuck up my floors.
#catlife
It’s a catspiracy to fuck up my floors.
#catlife
February 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Does anyone else’s cat get up from the hardwood floor they were sleeping on to go puke on the carpet?
It’s a catspiracy to fuck up my floors.
#catlife
It’s a catspiracy to fuck up my floors.
#catlife
I hope the @chiefs.bsky.social can figure out a way to get a decent secondary and an offensive line the off season.
Maybe mahomes will take a pay cut if it’ll get some bodies in that will keep him off his ass.
Maybe mahomes will take a pay cut if it’ll get some bodies in that will keep him off his ass.
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I hope the @chiefs.bsky.social can figure out a way to get a decent secondary and an offensive line the off season.
Maybe mahomes will take a pay cut if it’ll get some bodies in that will keep him off his ass.
Maybe mahomes will take a pay cut if it’ll get some bodies in that will keep him off his ass.
Real question.
How do people refer to the other site that shall not be named?
Do you call it Twitter? Is this the best way to be defiant by refusing to acknowledge the dumb 1 letter name?
How do people refer to the other site that shall not be named?
Do you call it Twitter? Is this the best way to be defiant by refusing to acknowledge the dumb 1 letter name?
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Real question.
How do people refer to the other site that shall not be named?
Do you call it Twitter? Is this the best way to be defiant by refusing to acknowledge the dumb 1 letter name?
How do people refer to the other site that shall not be named?
Do you call it Twitter? Is this the best way to be defiant by refusing to acknowledge the dumb 1 letter name?
America had a felon take the oath of office today.
And Ohio State and Notre Dame are playing for the National Championship.
So basically this day is a kick in the crotch after having my balls waxed.
Fuck all of you.
And Ohio State and Notre Dame are playing for the National Championship.
So basically this day is a kick in the crotch after having my balls waxed.
Fuck all of you.
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
America had a felon take the oath of office today.
And Ohio State and Notre Dame are playing for the National Championship.
So basically this day is a kick in the crotch after having my balls waxed.
Fuck all of you.
And Ohio State and Notre Dame are playing for the National Championship.
So basically this day is a kick in the crotch after having my balls waxed.
Fuck all of you.
Watching #TheHoliday
Trying to figure out if there’s a worse actress they could have cast than Cameron Diaz?
Her poor acting performance is easily the worst part of the movie.
Even the poorly developed “Maggie” character isn’t as distracting as Diaz.
Trying to figure out if there’s a worse actress they could have cast than Cameron Diaz?
Her poor acting performance is easily the worst part of the movie.
Even the poorly developed “Maggie” character isn’t as distracting as Diaz.
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Watching #TheHoliday
Trying to figure out if there’s a worse actress they could have cast than Cameron Diaz?
Her poor acting performance is easily the worst part of the movie.
Even the poorly developed “Maggie” character isn’t as distracting as Diaz.
Trying to figure out if there’s a worse actress they could have cast than Cameron Diaz?
Her poor acting performance is easily the worst part of the movie.
Even the poorly developed “Maggie” character isn’t as distracting as Diaz.
It would be really nice for the Porn industry to treat Trump the same they treated Sarah Palin.
I think @thestormydaniels.bsky.social should produce a movie of a fat old orange “Trump” jerking off 2 guys at once. One can be Putin lookalike who fucks him afterwards.
Title:
Dicktator Humps’ Trump
I think @thestormydaniels.bsky.social should produce a movie of a fat old orange “Trump” jerking off 2 guys at once. One can be Putin lookalike who fucks him afterwards.
Title:
Dicktator Humps’ Trump
donald trump wearing a red hat that says " great again "
ALT: donald trump wearing a red hat that says " great again "
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 10:17 PM
It would be really nice for the Porn industry to treat Trump the same they treated Sarah Palin.
I think @thestormydaniels.bsky.social should produce a movie of a fat old orange “Trump” jerking off 2 guys at once. One can be Putin lookalike who fucks him afterwards.
Title:
Dicktator Humps’ Trump
I think @thestormydaniels.bsky.social should produce a movie of a fat old orange “Trump” jerking off 2 guys at once. One can be Putin lookalike who fucks him afterwards.
Title:
Dicktator Humps’ Trump
Unfortunately, that was the level of excitement we expected from a senior citizen fighting a YouTuber.
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Unfortunately, that was the level of excitement we expected from a senior citizen fighting a YouTuber.
I want to thank #netflix for fucking up and hosting a farce of a boxing match on a platform that wasn’t ready for the amount of traffic they’d get from everyone hoping a senior citizen beats the living shit out of Paul.
#boxing #paulvstyson
#boxing #paulvstyson
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I want to thank #netflix for fucking up and hosting a farce of a boxing match on a platform that wasn’t ready for the amount of traffic they’d get from everyone hoping a senior citizen beats the living shit out of Paul.
#boxing #paulvstyson
#boxing #paulvstyson
We have 4 dog beds to choose from… and this is how she prefers to “relax”
#pets #dogs #bedsareuseless
#pets #dogs #bedsareuseless
November 15, 2024 at 5:00 PM
We have 4 dog beds to choose from… and this is how she prefers to “relax”
#pets #dogs #bedsareuseless
#pets #dogs #bedsareuseless
Anyone realize that Trump talks about nuclear weapons the same way Michael Scott talked about a gun is the ultimate thing you can bring out in an improv scene?
“Because once you pull a gun, it's the most exciting thing that can happen. You can't top it, you have nowhere to go.”
“Because once you pull a gun, it's the most exciting thing that can happen. You can't top it, you have nowhere to go.”
a group of people standing in front of a map that says visual
ALT: a group of people standing in front of a map that says visual
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Anyone realize that Trump talks about nuclear weapons the same way Michael Scott talked about a gun is the ultimate thing you can bring out in an improv scene?
“Because once you pull a gun, it's the most exciting thing that can happen. You can't top it, you have nowhere to go.”
“Because once you pull a gun, it's the most exciting thing that can happen. You can't top it, you have nowhere to go.”
10 years in, the dems still don’t know how to message, nor how to de-program a cult?
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
10 years in, the dems still don’t know how to message, nor how to de-program a cult?