I’m at work, otherwise I would look up a “Sassy Gay Friend” meme and tell you you’re being a stupid bitch.

My favorite color is blue! I just figured if we were sharing stupid obvious things . . .

@greyduck.bsky.social definitely has you pegged and you can pout all you like about it!

I’m glad our boys are only tabbies and not orange. Apparently there’s a long waiting list for that one brain cell they all share.

Already seen it! LOL

Because that bird loves me . . . Long live the crow!

I want all of them!!

Let me ship you some salve for those wounds . . . from 3,000 miles away . . . Allow 6-8 business months to arrive.

I am unbelievably kind! (In the sense that no one believes I’m kind)

I’m three hours ahead of you but that was definitely me at midnight!

HIPAA

Mine would actually be full of yarn! LOL

I miss it sooooooooo[takes breath]ooooooooo much! My husband couldn’t make it through a season of Grimm because I kept pausing it to show him things (including my car in the background). One of my friends was on the production team and I walked through most of the sound stage!

The expression on that cat’s face is, “Oh . . . THIS is how I go to prison. Got it.”