the only thing i like more than our flag is our motto, which is conveniently also on the flag. "sic semper tyrannis", or, in leyman's terms, "pipe down or you're next"

Found Footage: Paranormal Activity
ADMITTEDLY TERRIBLE HORROR MOVIE YOU LOVE ANYWAY: the Godzilla movie from 1998 with Matthew Broderick in it

Horror Anthology: Three... Extremes
[Defies Category]: The Deaths of Ian Stone
Possession Movie: Ghost Rig
Sci-fi, Non Aliens: Pandorum
Body Horror: The Thing
Serial Killer Non-Slasher: The Silence of the Lambs
Man Vs Nature: The Day After Tomorrow
Horror Icon: Xenomorph

i'm still but a neophyte in the grand scheme of magic: the gathering, but neon dynasty was the set that converted me from a commander player to a limited player

not in media res, i sadly can't lucid dream. i do keep a dream journal now for editing purposes because i once had an absolute ripper of a nightmare that would've made for a killer horror short story, only it fucked up the ending so badly, i woke up pissed off

i didn't pull that percentage out of my ass, either. 187m registered voters in the US, CBS polls average a 2k sample pool. when it comes to american media in this era of blatant fascism, it's important to remember:

no, they're not. CBS's parent company's purse strings are tied to trump's approval of their content. consider how this affects what they choose to report: polls of 0.0015% of registered voters that indicate approval for trump, or the ongoing, continuous local protests against the current regime

me, it's me, i do. once upon a time i considered myself a commander player, then my partner built a pauper cube on a whim; we haven't looked back. instead we built three more cubes

aye aye cap'n

(there's a zinger of a polyphemus joke in here somewhere but i am just too undercaffeinated to find it right now)

nah, it'd be a currywurst

for short fiction, i'd recommend Evenson's 'Song for the Unraveling of the World'. it's an anthology, a lot of different horror styles, but i don't rememver any being HP flavored

unfortunately, with a player base that continously engages with the broken system, WotC has no incentive to revert to the print-to-demand model for Secret Lairs. equally unfortunate, the scalper market also isn't incentivised to stop feeding the secret lair machine. the only winner here is WotC

in another universe there are five books detailing the trials and tribulations of getting bill the pony into mordor