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I am a pyromaniacal crow.
Painting is adapted from Rene Magritte.
The only way I’m resubscribing is if you pay me 1€ every four weeks for a year, and then 6€ after that.
DM me, lol
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Here's another doozy from you, lol.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Now you're reporting what Laura Loomer is guessing. How much crappier of a newspaper can you manage to be?
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Other hard hitting news from the Post:
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I present you William Lewis, the editor of the Washington Post who has turned the newspaper into a right-wing propaganda outlet, using "bothsidesism" as a weapon to justify their totalitarian power grab.
He will probably become Deputy of Information when Trump finally declares himself dictator.
October 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
On the left, William Lewis, hired to destroy the Washington Post. On the right, Russell Vought, the man with the plan (Project 2025) to destroy the US government.
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
William Lewis is the Russell Vought of the Washington Post.
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You also published this today. Far-right horseshit from the WaPo.
October 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Care to comment?
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
September 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Care to comment?
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Oh, well than it’s all ok then. Completely normal light-hearted humor from the official account of the President of the United States. Nothing to see here
September 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Here’s a scoop for ya.
The President has declared war on an American city and you haven’t even mentioned it.
Y’all are a terrible newspaper
September 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Do you ballends care to editorialize on this?
President of the United States declaring war on an American city, you should say something.
Either your editor won’t let you, or you’re just independently impotent.
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Congratulations to @washingtonpost.com for winning the Pulitzer!!!

oh wait, nevermind
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Today's @washingtonpost.com headline excercise in Trump sanewashing:
March 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Here is your owner walking away after dismantling his own stake in the free press...
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Jeff Bezos and his squeeze going to the launch of Washington Post's The 7: Tracking Trump, a weekday newsletter.
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ahhh, the same color as this one:
March 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
as long as tight, white, crotch-enhanced jeans stay affordable, Jeff is happy...
March 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Here's your overlord looking like he took too many testosterone pills...
March 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This article is APPROVED by Jeff Bezos.
March 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
More hard hitting news from the Washington Post...

We don't need a frickin' body language expert to tell us what happened. Zelenskyy stayed calm, collected, and on point as the US President and Vice President yelled at him on live television.

But hey, whatever Jeff wants you to say, right?
March 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Who's your daddy?
Here's your daddy:
March 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
remember this, dorks?
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM