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Corpselocker
@corpselocker.bsky.social
Former Chief of Emergency Management, horror fan, and occasional death metal musician.
I can ride basically unlimited amounts as long as I keep the right ratio of carbs in me. That is really the hardest part to nail. Nothing worse than being on a century and bonking the last ten miles because you were decided you felt fine and didn't need more sugars.
March 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Holy fuck that is awesome. I need a male cenobite one.
February 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Monkey was excellent. My wife, who doesn't appreciate gore, thought it was a blast. You've got a few directors now that are able to carry the torch for you.
February 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I sit on them and wait to hatch. I figure it is a numbers game at this point, but eventually I will have a flock.
February 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just tie mine in a knot around my face. Fuck the haters.
February 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I am using Target now as my "shipper". It may be trading for a lesser evil, but it is not Bezos. M
February 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think the left/center needs to invest heavily in ANY media that has range that they can get a hold of. Not to populate it with alarmist stories, but factual information. Othetwise, we are going to lose the ability to distinguish from fact and fiction which many of our citizens has already lost.
January 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Why can't we be friends? Salmonella. Salmonella is the answer, my turtle friend.
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Basements are overdone. Sub-basements are the new basement.
November 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
There isn't a pure zombie category? It does kind of fit into other brackets.
November 21, 2024 at 10:38 PM