I think she’s 5 wings down on the Hot Ones challenge.

They’ll soon disappear once someone mentions tithing to them…

Might as well ask them to declare if they’re members of the same golf club. I say that as the only apron-less male member of immediate my family.

I could give you remarkably generous odds on that one!

One of them features on the Civilisations episode alongside my wife and other bona fide experts on the Aztecs that’s on BBC2 tomorrow. Listen in to see who repeats the traditional explorer narrative in horrid Daily Mail vernacular. It’ll not surprise you!

You can’t expect the Boys Own history dads to do anything other than to beef up the hoodunnit narrative. The only thing they’ve cracked is a minor dent in Lineker’s wallet.

Former classmate of mine is now headmaster at Dulwich. Would be great if he could come out and express how recent stories about behaviour at the school in the 1970s don’t represent the values of the school now, or indeed in the 1970s.

Nice to see Wednesday on there. Bleeds was a fantastic album.

More likely to see ET in someone’s bike basket!

You can get them on eBay now for £500. All the plastic has yellowed. They’re just a standard BMX that someone has kitted out to be a 2-wheeled calculator (and not a scientific one).

Family member in Rotherham had one. Went to see him and he wouldn’t let me or my brother anywhere near it!