James Pennock
@corporategorillajp.bsky.social
Meat-free caffeine-fuelled pain-magnet. Back in taxing employment. Talented wife, demanding daughter - lost them both to Zelda & Taylor Swift. Music, Philly Eagles, Sheffield, pissing & moaning.
Ah that’s where I left my lucky cat tail and foot.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Ah that’s where I left my lucky cat tail and foot.
If the Brownies are so against trans girls joining, then maybe their logo shouldn’t be a stumpy cock and balls?
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If the Brownies are so against trans girls joining, then maybe their logo shouldn’t be a stumpy cock and balls?
It’s like a jar filled with King Charles’ severed fingers.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s like a jar filled with King Charles’ severed fingers.
Whitby Town vs Leek Town…perfect for a freezing cold day on the coast.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Whitby Town vs Leek Town…perfect for a freezing cold day on the coast.
Final salvo of fireworks from the final ever night of Illuminate The Gardens at Sheffield’s Botanical Gardens. If S11 locals want Shock & Awe next year, they best enlist.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Final salvo of fireworks from the final ever night of Illuminate The Gardens at Sheffield’s Botanical Gardens. If S11 locals want Shock & Awe next year, they best enlist.
But where’s Phoebe?
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
But where’s Phoebe?
North Yorkshire was looking particularly stunning earlier in the week, looking out from above Kirkham Abbey.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
North Yorkshire was looking particularly stunning earlier in the week, looking out from above Kirkham Abbey.
Was expecting more of a kick from this 54,000 scoville unit hot sauce given the reactions it gets on Hot Ones. Could probably use it to moisten my contact lenses.
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Was expecting more of a kick from this 54,000 scoville unit hot sauce given the reactions it gets on Hot Ones. Could probably use it to moisten my contact lenses.
Common Threads at Camden on Saturday was a brilliant day of pop-punk, hardcore, and everything inbetween.
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Common Threads at Camden on Saturday was a brilliant day of pop-punk, hardcore, and everything inbetween.
Why do all the tall fukkas find me at gigs?
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why do all the tall fukkas find me at gigs?
Next up on the reading list once I’ve done with Arise, England…
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Next up on the reading list once I’ve done with Arise, England…
Squeaked out an NFL Fantasy. Predicting this will be the highlight of my week’s achievements.
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Squeaked out an NFL Fantasy. Predicting this will be the highlight of my week’s achievements.
I suspect the news of Sugar reforming evidently broke Bluesky. Can’t possibly be anything else.
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I suspect the news of Sugar reforming evidently broke Bluesky. Can’t possibly be anything else.
Ripon cathedral is just suddenly upon you.
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ripon cathedral is just suddenly upon you.
Saw the news from Wakefield and it reminded me of this great early 1990s album.
October 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Saw the news from Wakefield and it reminded me of this great early 1990s album.
Unsolicited Vick pic
October 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Unsolicited Vick pic
The cat would rather starve than leave the comfort of the recently-delivered blanket.
October 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The cat would rather starve than leave the comfort of the recently-delivered blanket.
Refused: they were fucking loud.
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Refused: they were fucking loud.
Richard Hell: punk’s ground zero.
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Richard Hell: punk’s ground zero.
Where’s your flaaags aaa-aaat?
Where’s your flags at?
Where’s your flags at?
Where’s your flags at?
Where’s your flags at?
September 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Where’s your flaaags aaa-aaat?
Where’s your flags at?
Where’s your flags at?
Where’s your flags at?
Where’s your flags at?
I love the smell of school-dispersed government propaganda in the morning. Smells like…desperation.
September 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I love the smell of school-dispersed government propaganda in the morning. Smells like…desperation.
Not sure Scarborough Open Air Theatre’s social media team spotted Will Smith’s Phillies jersey when concluding that he brought Miami to the Yorkshire coast…
August 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Not sure Scarborough Open Air Theatre’s social media team spotted Will Smith’s Phillies jersey when concluding that he brought Miami to the Yorkshire coast…
Now to navigate two Yorkshire grandparents through an authentic Mexican menu…
August 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Now to navigate two Yorkshire grandparents through an authentic Mexican menu…