The Corn
@cornograph.bsky.social
Former theatre artist turned illustrator. Soccer and sumo enthusiast. Living with OCD in the Pacific Northwest.
Hail Corn!!
Hail Corn!!
Yeah—can’t wait to spend money reliving the wildcard game experience from last season. Only this time WITHOUT an MVP-caliber player on the pitch.
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Yeah—can’t wait to spend money reliving the wildcard game experience from last season. Only this time WITHOUT an MVP-caliber player on the pitch.
Fuck. That’s all I can say about that.
October 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Fuck. That’s all I can say about that.
This is where I shout “Rose City Till I Die!” while patiently waiting for my Timbers to, like, do something.
July 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is where I shout “Rose City Till I Die!” while patiently waiting for my Timbers to, like, do something.
Ran into a guy in Tokyo wearing a goddamned Seattle Sounders jersey. This trip is already ruined!
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ran into a guy in Tokyo wearing a goddamned Seattle Sounders jersey. This trip is already ruined!
Your use of “all agree” is hilarious.
June 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Your use of “all agree” is hilarious.
We look really, really bad. Against a really, really, really bad team no less.
June 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We look really, really bad. Against a really, really, really bad team no less.
Realtors are coming out of the woodwork, huh?
June 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Realtors are coming out of the woodwork, huh?
Half time and not a single fucking shot? Jesus.
June 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Half time and not a single fucking shot? Jesus.
I had just assumed that it was because American cars, you know, suck.
April 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I had just assumed that it was because American cars, you know, suck.