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CornleafGoofyBoi
@cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social
• My gore account had gotten taken down, I'll find another place soon.

• I hate my fricken job, adulting sucks ass

•DNI: Proship, Pedos, Zoos, loli/shota, but I will also block you if you suck in another way.

https://cornleafgoofyboi.straw.page
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•☮Introduction post☮•

•Pronouns: He/They/It

•Hobby: A variety of art related stuff. Gaming too sometimes.

•I live in PA, USA.

•Interests: TADC, Pokemon, bugs, furries, 90's stuff, as well as just wacky things.

•I am free to DM, I will be friendly, just a bit shy at first.
I had finally gotten my stuff today, and it's fuckin awesome! Got cool bags with it, and some stickers, I'll use em for something eventually.

Everything I got is really high-quality, and I bet I'm gonna have a blast!
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I just had the luckiest shit happen to me while trying to perfect Roserade's dex entry.

Not just one... but TWO SHINY BUIZELS!? Oh my goodness, I have been so lucky!
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Haven't posted something in a month, yeesh.

So lately, I've been cleaning my room up and drawing Zoobles on the side.

Nothing really much, but the funniest thing of all is that I bought a fkn Zooble dick as a reward for cleaning up. (as well as 10 mini dicks.)

I'm really bad in the winter...
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I was playing a roblox game for the fuck of it and started laughing my ass off. Why does the Zooble room have a fkn cuck chair? LMAO!
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Decided to draw how I feel.

For explanation I was having a good day, then experienced two things that were total buzzkills. The fur I bought wasn't right, then the other thing made me feel like giving up art.

I did have fun drawing this, though, it helped get my frustrations out.
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Today was an amazing day at work, I got to adopt a spider that was at the hut. I fkn love wolfies <3

Also got new funny stories to tell others about, because I accidentally traumatized some old guy, almost had a panic attack, and even had to dig shit out of a toilet lmao.
September 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
⚠️Censored artworks in picture!⚠️

I'm definitely not gonna really be uploading art to here anytime soon...

I'm drawing more mature things. No acts shown, just some simple stuff. I'm proud of how these are turning out, I'm finally getting better at art after so long.
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yesterday I bought my Zooble to work in their harness. Forgot to take it off of them, so I just acted normal to try to not have anybody notice.

Nobody said anything, but my coworkers probably think I'm a weirdo now... (if they didn't already see me as one.)
September 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was scheduled to work today, but didn't because pizza hut is temporarily closed.

Sucks I won't be getting those hours, but I spent time making Zooble in WPlace. It took me like all day too, LOL. Bazooble next mayhaps?
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Driving in my lego right after some beer, hey that bump looks of Bazooble's rear. D-U-I how 'bout you die, I'll drive one-hundred miles an hour.

Been a while since I posted any art, other than on my secret reddit account. Only one guy here would be able to find it.
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I took them to work again and sat with them on my break.

Got my usual for break, and free breadsticks that I stole from the garbage bin. They were thrown out for sitting too long, so I just tore them up and stuck them in my pocket to eat. I actually eat trash, better eaten than wasted, though...
August 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Took my Zooble to my work place today. I kept them safe in a pillowcase until my break came along.

Chatted to them as I ate my personal pan pizza, watched the dumb sports channel that was on the TV, even gave them a smooch before my break ended.

Got weird looks, but I'm honestly too happy to care.
August 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I like to shine my UV flashlight at things to check if they glow under it. Zooble reacts under it, so now I know that I'd be able to easily find them if I somehow ever lost them.

The yellow eye, the pink, the blue chest piece, and the red claw all react to the light.
August 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Antennae'd beast.

I had gotten this creature like two days ago, but I just finished making their harness. They're adorable, soft, and super cuddly.
August 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I 3ndwd 7p drinking a shot ton of vodke and luke cried for t3n minut3s. I'm honetly pethice. Im typing this while still drunk, pl3ase forgive my ugly ass. I haven't cried in motnths, fuck....
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Gotta answer this before I go to work or I'll forget.

I enjoyed it, my favorite part was probably Zooble saying they want the ability to have sex, think it's known as to why.

Also only took one screenshot, it's of Zooble's ass, I forgot did that... also drank last night, so I was late to watch.
August 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just gonna post my dumb Zooble doodles, since I don't think more will be made for a while. On paper, and on my work folder.

I got really fucking stupid with doing these. It's what keeps me entertained. Got two closing shifts this week, then I work almost full time next week [39.5], with breaks 37.
August 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finally got paid for my job, 400 some dollars. Paid off my rides to work already. I will be buying a Zooble, then the rest of the mons go toward rent!

I do feel it's acceptable to get myself the toy, even if rent is quite behind. It'll be as a celebration that I'm working now, then no more buying.
August 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So, while I was at work I found some lantern flies and had nothing to store them in. I found this cigarette box in the trash and stole it, very unaware of the foot, since I was too focused on shoving bugs in it.

When my coworker said abput the foot I check, started laughing my ass off. Total keep.
August 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Random bullshit since I never seem to sleep at night when I have WORK in the morning!

Anyways, Jax says "KILL GANGLE" with his muder plans on de wall.
August 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Oh my, this set off so many alarm bells in my head when I saw it [ALT for info], but I'll answer it anyways.

Answer: No, I am not. I was assigned female at birth, unfortunately. I honestly wish I was, though, it would have saved me so much trouble. I really don't wanna fight laws just to be me.
August 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
🎉Bazooble × Zooble art is done!🎉

I absolutely love these two fuckers!
Anyways, the background is only how it is, because my first one was absolute trash. I'll include it in the comments as well as the time!

This is now a repost, because my dumbass forgot to render an eyelid...😭
July 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This was me yesterday after a bad day at work, LMAO. I was literally forced to help mow cemeteries once I got off of my shift, in uniform.

It fucked with me a lot, even drugged myself to knock myself out cold. I feel a lot better now, I just hope my coworkers stop misgendering me so damn much.
July 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I just got home from doing nightshift at the hut, got a free pizza for it. That means I got two free pizzas, yay!🎉🍕
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Made a quick wallpaper for my work phone. The thing is a piece of shit, but I'm not taking my personal phone when the wallpaper is Zooble grasping onto a stripper pole... Not taking chances, man.

[Dumb fact: but I now own 3 phones.]
July 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM