CornleafGoofyBoi
@cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social
• NOT ALWAYS SFW, be warned!!!
• I hate my job. Adulting sucks ass, I wanna go back!
•DNI: Proship, Pedos, Zoos, loli/shota, but I will also block you if you suck in another way I haven't mentioned.
• https://cornleafgoofyboi.straw.page
• I hate my job. Adulting sucks ass, I wanna go back!
•DNI: Proship, Pedos, Zoos, loli/shota, but I will also block you if you suck in another way I haven't mentioned.
• https://cornleafgoofyboi.straw.page
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•☮Introduction post☮•
•Pronouns: He/They/It
•Hobby: A variety of art related stuff. Gaming too sometimes.
•I live in PA, USA.
•Interests: TADC, Pokemon, bugs, furries, 90's stuff, as well as just wacky things.
•I am free to DM, I will be friendly, just a bit shy at first.
•Pronouns: He/They/It
•Hobby: A variety of art related stuff. Gaming too sometimes.
•I live in PA, USA.
•Interests: TADC, Pokemon, bugs, furries, 90's stuff, as well as just wacky things.
•I am free to DM, I will be friendly, just a bit shy at first.
I am very excited, I just saw that my tarantula finally molted. Also on a day that work had gotten canceled, that's two awesome things today!
Didn't say anything, but I got gifted one for christmas. Can't wait to see the lil buddy get huge.
Didn't say anything, but I got gifted one for christmas. Can't wait to see the lil buddy get huge.
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I am very excited, I just saw that my tarantula finally molted. Also on a day that work had gotten canceled, that's two awesome things today!
Didn't say anything, but I got gifted one for christmas. Can't wait to see the lil buddy get huge.
Didn't say anything, but I got gifted one for christmas. Can't wait to see the lil buddy get huge.
![I forgot to post this once I got home from work, lolllll
It's Zooble as that doge meme, how [not] funny, right?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:77v7jnge4b2xtcngaj5tglmj/bafkreifdu27d3hlbiy55zskaf57xy6xtb6muhkrqqnchmhsvfmqfjw6lae@jpeg)
Aight' finally finished the art!
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Aight' finally finished the art!
I feel like a tank for surviving last night, lmao.
Drank vodka on an empty stomach, got drunk, and decided to huff air duster. My mum witnessed it, but I blacked out three seprate times, and even apparently blacked out with my eyes open.
The hangover was bad, but that shit is just funny af.
Drank vodka on an empty stomach, got drunk, and decided to huff air duster. My mum witnessed it, but I blacked out three seprate times, and even apparently blacked out with my eyes open.
The hangover was bad, but that shit is just funny af.
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I feel like a tank for surviving last night, lmao.
Drank vodka on an empty stomach, got drunk, and decided to huff air duster. My mum witnessed it, but I blacked out three seprate times, and even apparently blacked out with my eyes open.
The hangover was bad, but that shit is just funny af.
Drank vodka on an empty stomach, got drunk, and decided to huff air duster. My mum witnessed it, but I blacked out three seprate times, and even apparently blacked out with my eyes open.
The hangover was bad, but that shit is just funny af.
Finally doing what I had basically agreed to do. I just forced myself to finish my NSFW drawing first, lmao.
But yeah, SFW Zooble art shall return. I really need to do more of it anyways.
But yeah, SFW Zooble art shall return. I really need to do more of it anyways.
January 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Finally doing what I had basically agreed to do. I just forced myself to finish my NSFW drawing first, lmao.
But yeah, SFW Zooble art shall return. I really need to do more of it anyways.
But yeah, SFW Zooble art shall return. I really need to do more of it anyways.
I just went through that shit again where my brain is all like "Yo yo yo, bitch! Rearrange yo room!" and that is exactly what I am doing now. Thank fuck I have a day off of work or I'd be so dead.
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I just went through that shit again where my brain is all like "Yo yo yo, bitch! Rearrange yo room!" and that is exactly what I am doing now. Thank fuck I have a day off of work or I'd be so dead.
I'm thinking that my new year's resolution should either be to give up art, or just fucking die.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I'm thinking that my new year's resolution should either be to give up art, or just fucking die.
Finally finished an artwork for my cousin. I feel so bad that his Xmas gifts are gonna be super fkn late.
Anyways, I hate the holidays so damn much. They kill my motivation and are just stressful all around, so happy that it's almost over. Just gotta wait til new years passes...
Anyways, I hate the holidays so damn much. They kill my motivation and are just stressful all around, so happy that it's almost over. Just gotta wait til new years passes...
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Finally finished an artwork for my cousin. I feel so bad that his Xmas gifts are gonna be super fkn late.
Anyways, I hate the holidays so damn much. They kill my motivation and are just stressful all around, so happy that it's almost over. Just gotta wait til new years passes...
Anyways, I hate the holidays so damn much. They kill my motivation and are just stressful all around, so happy that it's almost over. Just gotta wait til new years passes...
I was just huffing air duster with my mum a bit ago, but my dumb ass blacked out for a moment. I literally fell to the fucking floor, drooled on myself, got yelled at by my mum, and then thought that I was just waking up from bed.
Substance is nuts, but I am laughing my ass of rn.
Substance is nuts, but I am laughing my ass of rn.
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was just huffing air duster with my mum a bit ago, but my dumb ass blacked out for a moment. I literally fell to the fucking floor, drooled on myself, got yelled at by my mum, and then thought that I was just waking up from bed.
Substance is nuts, but I am laughing my ass of rn.
Substance is nuts, but I am laughing my ass of rn.
This is how Christmas makes me feel. It makes me feel just like Dead Dave.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This is how Christmas makes me feel. It makes me feel just like Dead Dave.
I had finally gotten my stuff today, and it's fuckin awesome! Got cool bags with it, and some stickers, I'll use em for something eventually.
Everything I got is really high-quality, and I bet I'm gonna have a blast!
Everything I got is really high-quality, and I bet I'm gonna have a blast!
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I had finally gotten my stuff today, and it's fuckin awesome! Got cool bags with it, and some stickers, I'll use em for something eventually.
Everything I got is really high-quality, and I bet I'm gonna have a blast!
Everything I got is really high-quality, and I bet I'm gonna have a blast!
I just had the luckiest shit happen to me while trying to perfect Roserade's dex entry.
Not just one... but TWO SHINY BUIZELS!? Oh my goodness, I have been so lucky!
Not just one... but TWO SHINY BUIZELS!? Oh my goodness, I have been so lucky!
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I just had the luckiest shit happen to me while trying to perfect Roserade's dex entry.
Not just one... but TWO SHINY BUIZELS!? Oh my goodness, I have been so lucky!
Not just one... but TWO SHINY BUIZELS!? Oh my goodness, I have been so lucky!
Haven't posted something in a month, yeesh.
So lately, I've been cleaning my room up and drawing Zoobles on the side.
Nothing really much, but the funniest thing of all is that I bought a fkn Zooble dick as a reward for cleaning up. (as well as 10 mini dicks.)
I'm really bad in the winter...
So lately, I've been cleaning my room up and drawing Zoobles on the side.
Nothing really much, but the funniest thing of all is that I bought a fkn Zooble dick as a reward for cleaning up. (as well as 10 mini dicks.)
I'm really bad in the winter...
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Haven't posted something in a month, yeesh.
So lately, I've been cleaning my room up and drawing Zoobles on the side.
Nothing really much, but the funniest thing of all is that I bought a fkn Zooble dick as a reward for cleaning up. (as well as 10 mini dicks.)
I'm really bad in the winter...
So lately, I've been cleaning my room up and drawing Zoobles on the side.
Nothing really much, but the funniest thing of all is that I bought a fkn Zooble dick as a reward for cleaning up. (as well as 10 mini dicks.)
I'm really bad in the winter...
I was playing a roblox game for the fuck of it and started laughing my ass off. Why does the Zooble room have a fkn cuck chair? LMAO!
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I was playing a roblox game for the fuck of it and started laughing my ass off. Why does the Zooble room have a fkn cuck chair? LMAO!
Decided to draw how I feel.
For explanation I was having a good day, then experienced two things that were total buzzkills. The fur I bought wasn't right, then the other thing made me feel like giving up art.
I did have fun drawing this, though, it helped get my frustrations out.
For explanation I was having a good day, then experienced two things that were total buzzkills. The fur I bought wasn't right, then the other thing made me feel like giving up art.
I did have fun drawing this, though, it helped get my frustrations out.
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Decided to draw how I feel.
For explanation I was having a good day, then experienced two things that were total buzzkills. The fur I bought wasn't right, then the other thing made me feel like giving up art.
I did have fun drawing this, though, it helped get my frustrations out.
For explanation I was having a good day, then experienced two things that were total buzzkills. The fur I bought wasn't right, then the other thing made me feel like giving up art.
I did have fun drawing this, though, it helped get my frustrations out.
Today was an amazing day at work, I got to adopt a spider that was at the hut. I fkn love wolfies <3
Also got new funny stories to tell others about, because I accidentally traumatized some old guy, almost had a panic attack, and even had to dig shit out of a toilet lmao.
Also got new funny stories to tell others about, because I accidentally traumatized some old guy, almost had a panic attack, and even had to dig shit out of a toilet lmao.
September 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Today was an amazing day at work, I got to adopt a spider that was at the hut. I fkn love wolfies <3
Also got new funny stories to tell others about, because I accidentally traumatized some old guy, almost had a panic attack, and even had to dig shit out of a toilet lmao.
Also got new funny stories to tell others about, because I accidentally traumatized some old guy, almost had a panic attack, and even had to dig shit out of a toilet lmao.
⚠️Censored artworks in picture!⚠️
I'm definitely not gonna really be uploading art to here anytime soon...
I'm drawing more mature things. No acts shown, just some simple stuff. I'm proud of how these are turning out, I'm finally getting better at art after so long.
I'm definitely not gonna really be uploading art to here anytime soon...
I'm drawing more mature things. No acts shown, just some simple stuff. I'm proud of how these are turning out, I'm finally getting better at art after so long.
![Two artworks, the left one is in-progress and the right one is finished.
These are censored adult artworks. They are kinky, yes, but not in any crazy ways. [Pretty basic imo]
One is a trans-themed balloon dog wearing a strap-on harness, it's laughing, has a zipper mouth, and green latex on its arms and legs.
The other one, which is on the left, is Bazooble tied-up in ribbons with a harness on. They have their eyebrows raised and hearts around them.
I am total ass at descriptions, so that is the best I can do without getting *TOO* detailed. I can do all that on my other alias, the one where I can share everything without much worry.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:77v7jnge4b2xtcngaj5tglmj/bafkreidglvno65qx6jphitymp5cqbcqqcbunj54wikb5qwf6gfhisiqbbq@jpeg)
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
⚠️Censored artworks in picture!⚠️
I'm definitely not gonna really be uploading art to here anytime soon...
I'm drawing more mature things. No acts shown, just some simple stuff. I'm proud of how these are turning out, I'm finally getting better at art after so long.
I'm definitely not gonna really be uploading art to here anytime soon...
I'm drawing more mature things. No acts shown, just some simple stuff. I'm proud of how these are turning out, I'm finally getting better at art after so long.
Yesterday I bought my Zooble to work in their harness. Forgot to take it off of them, so I just acted normal to try to not have anybody notice.
Nobody said anything, but my coworkers probably think I'm a weirdo now... (if they didn't already see me as one.)
Nobody said anything, but my coworkers probably think I'm a weirdo now... (if they didn't already see me as one.)
September 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Yesterday I bought my Zooble to work in their harness. Forgot to take it off of them, so I just acted normal to try to not have anybody notice.
Nobody said anything, but my coworkers probably think I'm a weirdo now... (if they didn't already see me as one.)
Nobody said anything, but my coworkers probably think I'm a weirdo now... (if they didn't already see me as one.)
I was scheduled to work today, but didn't because pizza hut is temporarily closed.
Sucks I won't be getting those hours, but I spent time making Zooble in WPlace. It took me like all day too, LOL. Bazooble next mayhaps?
Sucks I won't be getting those hours, but I spent time making Zooble in WPlace. It took me like all day too, LOL. Bazooble next mayhaps?
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was scheduled to work today, but didn't because pizza hut is temporarily closed.
Sucks I won't be getting those hours, but I spent time making Zooble in WPlace. It took me like all day too, LOL. Bazooble next mayhaps?
Sucks I won't be getting those hours, but I spent time making Zooble in WPlace. It took me like all day too, LOL. Bazooble next mayhaps?
Driving in my lego right after some beer, hey that bump looks of Bazooble's rear. D-U-I how 'bout you die, I'll drive one-hundred miles an hour.
Been a while since I posted any art, other than on my secret reddit account. Only one guy here would be able to find it.
Been a while since I posted any art, other than on my secret reddit account. Only one guy here would be able to find it.
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Driving in my lego right after some beer, hey that bump looks of Bazooble's rear. D-U-I how 'bout you die, I'll drive one-hundred miles an hour.
Been a while since I posted any art, other than on my secret reddit account. Only one guy here would be able to find it.
Been a while since I posted any art, other than on my secret reddit account. Only one guy here would be able to find it.
I took them to work again and sat with them on my break.
Got my usual for break, and free breadsticks that I stole from the garbage bin. They were thrown out for sitting too long, so I just tore them up and stuck them in my pocket to eat. I actually eat trash, better eaten than wasted, though...
Got my usual for break, and free breadsticks that I stole from the garbage bin. They were thrown out for sitting too long, so I just tore them up and stuck them in my pocket to eat. I actually eat trash, better eaten than wasted, though...
August 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I took them to work again and sat with them on my break.
Got my usual for break, and free breadsticks that I stole from the garbage bin. They were thrown out for sitting too long, so I just tore them up and stuck them in my pocket to eat. I actually eat trash, better eaten than wasted, though...
Got my usual for break, and free breadsticks that I stole from the garbage bin. They were thrown out for sitting too long, so I just tore them up and stuck them in my pocket to eat. I actually eat trash, better eaten than wasted, though...
Took my Zooble to my work place today. I kept them safe in a pillowcase until my break came along.
Chatted to them as I ate my personal pan pizza, watched the dumb sports channel that was on the TV, even gave them a smooch before my break ended.
Got weird looks, but I'm honestly too happy to care.
Chatted to them as I ate my personal pan pizza, watched the dumb sports channel that was on the TV, even gave them a smooch before my break ended.
Got weird looks, but I'm honestly too happy to care.
![My Zooble plushie sitting in the Dine-in area of Pizza Hut. I am obsessed over this tiny antennaed-creature as you can tell. [Side note, but I REALLY REALLY love Zooble's and even Bazooble's antennae! Antennas are just very adorable to me, always have been.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:77v7jnge4b2xtcngaj5tglmj/bafkreicbd5yjoaadebixvxtnv7ccvmzbezntpvuvwji6u7ecwa7qkw4eve@jpeg)
August 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Took my Zooble to my work place today. I kept them safe in a pillowcase until my break came along.
Chatted to them as I ate my personal pan pizza, watched the dumb sports channel that was on the TV, even gave them a smooch before my break ended.
Got weird looks, but I'm honestly too happy to care.
Chatted to them as I ate my personal pan pizza, watched the dumb sports channel that was on the TV, even gave them a smooch before my break ended.
Got weird looks, but I'm honestly too happy to care.
I like to shine my UV flashlight at things to check if they glow under it. Zooble reacts under it, so now I know that I'd be able to easily find them if I somehow ever lost them.
The yellow eye, the pink, the blue chest piece, and the red claw all react to the light.
The yellow eye, the pink, the blue chest piece, and the red claw all react to the light.
August 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I like to shine my UV flashlight at things to check if they glow under it. Zooble reacts under it, so now I know that I'd be able to easily find them if I somehow ever lost them.
The yellow eye, the pink, the blue chest piece, and the red claw all react to the light.
The yellow eye, the pink, the blue chest piece, and the red claw all react to the light.
Antennae'd beast.
I had gotten this creature like two days ago, but I just finished making their harness. They're adorable, soft, and super cuddly.
I had gotten this creature like two days ago, but I just finished making their harness. They're adorable, soft, and super cuddly.
August 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Antennae'd beast.
I had gotten this creature like two days ago, but I just finished making their harness. They're adorable, soft, and super cuddly.
I had gotten this creature like two days ago, but I just finished making their harness. They're adorable, soft, and super cuddly.
I 3ndwd 7p drinking a shot ton of vodke and luke cried for t3n minut3s. I'm honetly pethice. Im typing this while still drunk, pl3ase forgive my ugly ass. I haven't cried in motnths, fuck....
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I 3ndwd 7p drinking a shot ton of vodke and luke cried for t3n minut3s. I'm honetly pethice. Im typing this while still drunk, pl3ase forgive my ugly ass. I haven't cried in motnths, fuck....