Camille
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cornhair.bsky.social
Camille
@cornhair.bsky.social
Bisexual,
fae gender, (she/her…fae/feym )
Emotionally Turbulent but jovial
American in London.

Fan and Hater of Jean Baudrillard, North Korea, and advertising

Lover of otters, purple, and pop surrealism
I’m trying to be patient with the guy I started dating on October first but I handed him a really romantic letter on Saturday and he hasn’t contacted me since
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ve spent the last 4 months mourning a relationship that lasted like 1. I feel nuts and I’m glad I’m deporting myself for a year back to my parents house
September 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Why hinge thinks I’m going to give a rose to men who are 5 years my junior is beyond me. I have no idea why this particular demographic have taken such a keen interest in me on the apps recently but it makes me uncomfortable.
September 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
So where are we on this whole “it’s just no lunch” thing?
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 4:34 AM
How to get a man who loves you to actually say it out loud sometimes??
December 2, 2024 at 8:56 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I’m sure it’s a burger filled with a whole lot of something actually
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Maybe people on here will find this as amusing as I do en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t...
Don't-care term - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 AM
In tha nest
December 1, 2024 at 3:51 AM
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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“skeets” ❌
“tweets” ❌
“posts” ❌
“slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Claiming I’m an extrovert now that I’ve started taking anti depressants and getting immediately btfo with the “how many times this week did you leave your flat”
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Dramatically screaming into a pillow is only fun when there’s another person to witness
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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"Be patient and wait for the storm to pass there's a rainbow waiting for you."
October 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Oh man I’m gonna lib the heck out on here I am so excited. Trump is a fascist, republicans are demons, abortion is human health care!
November 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Memes of the week 🧵
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Are we allowed to talk about moo Deng on here?
November 23, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I call out into the void hello from here
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 PM