coriolisdave
@coriolisdave.bsky.social
catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
My poor dear friend, too
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My poor dear friend, too
Tbf there was a lot of sassy walking in justified
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tbf there was a lot of sassy walking in justified
FUCK
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November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
FUCK
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Yeah, surprise American accent was a jump scare for sure
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yeah, surprise American accent was a jump scare for sure
I made the mistake of consenting to it saving ONE PASSWORD and now it’s fucking ui is all over every fucking website and I can’t see anything and it doesn’t know shit regardless
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I made the mistake of consenting to it saving ONE PASSWORD and now it’s fucking ui is all over every fucking website and I can’t see anything and it doesn’t know shit regardless
Hey the hounds are noodles not snakes
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey the hounds are noodles not snakes
Certainly better-describes most org’s approach to defining processes
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Certainly better-describes most org’s approach to defining processes
MEAT! ON! A LEAF!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
MEAT! ON! A LEAF!!
One of my favourite memories from college involves analysing 12-tone music, and quietly singing the Sesame St counting song aloud.
And then hearing, during the final exam, fellow students quietly doing it, stopping suddenly and exclaiming “damnit, Dave”.
And then hearing, during the final exam, fellow students quietly doing it, stopping suddenly and exclaiming “damnit, Dave”.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
One of my favourite memories from college involves analysing 12-tone music, and quietly singing the Sesame St counting song aloud.
And then hearing, during the final exam, fellow students quietly doing it, stopping suddenly and exclaiming “damnit, Dave”.
And then hearing, during the final exam, fellow students quietly doing it, stopping suddenly and exclaiming “damnit, Dave”.
Have seen, can confirm. Demons come out
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Have seen, can confirm. Demons come out
Can recommend spare kitty litter trays as excellent rogue water capture devices
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Can recommend spare kitty litter trays as excellent rogue water capture devices
Listen. This is my emotional support six course dinner
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Listen. This is my emotional support six course dinner
Reposted by coriolisdave
and when I say “hey this thing happened, it’s unusual but not as unusual as you’d think, it’s just nobody talks about it” and you respond “you should be doing XYZ about it”
you are the problem! you are making it *my fault*, when it isn’t. and that’s why people don’t talk about it.
you are the problem! you are making it *my fault*, when it isn’t. and that’s why people don’t talk about it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
and when I say “hey this thing happened, it’s unusual but not as unusual as you’d think, it’s just nobody talks about it” and you respond “you should be doing XYZ about it”
you are the problem! you are making it *my fault*, when it isn’t. and that’s why people don’t talk about it.
you are the problem! you are making it *my fault*, when it isn’t. and that’s why people don’t talk about it.
All I saw was spregnogg and I couldn’t figure out what it was then I saw the picture and now I will never stop vomiting
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
All I saw was spregnogg and I couldn’t figure out what it was then I saw the picture and now I will never stop vomiting
Well yes, but I meant you could probably tell ur therapist this is what you’d prefer, it’s probably Freudian or something
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Well yes, but I meant you could probably tell ur therapist this is what you’d prefer, it’s probably Freudian or something
Never trust a horf
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Never trust a horf
..genuinely, why not? That’s a legitimate feeling
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
..genuinely, why not? That’s a legitimate feeling
I don't have any proof, but I'm absolutely convinced GJ had something to do with that selection
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't have any proof, but I'm absolutely convinced GJ had something to do with that selection
You heard her, folks.. Martha is a spectacular lay
....reader
....reader
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You heard her, folks.. Martha is a spectacular lay
....reader
....reader
I can get away with playing almost anything in the car, but the girls draw the line at jazz.
It's the only thing they complain about.
Gorramned philistines
It's the only thing they complain about.
Gorramned philistines
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I can get away with playing almost anything in the car, but the girls draw the line at jazz.
It's the only thing they complain about.
Gorramned philistines
It's the only thing they complain about.
Gorramned philistines