>opens cans of worms
>surprised when there's worms
>surprised when there's worms
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
>opens cans of worms
>surprised when there's worms
>surprised when there's worms
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They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
I need a car and a new phone and a road trip
October 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need a car and a new phone and a road trip
All my curses are skill-shots please stop dodging
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All my curses are skill-shots please stop dodging
I'm more lucid at 5hrs of sleep than 8hrs, because of woke
September 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm more lucid at 5hrs of sleep than 8hrs, because of woke
I'm always getting my ass beat by lamb vindaloo and I'm always going back for more
August 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm always getting my ass beat by lamb vindaloo and I'm always going back for more
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I like when cats go to the bathroom right next to the litter box just to tell you they know exactly where it is but have decided against it
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I like when cats go to the bathroom right next to the litter box just to tell you they know exactly where it is but have decided against it
People always say the spirits move through them, and it's never any cool spirits. Channeling my breakdancing uncle, bless his soul.
July 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People always say the spirits move through them, and it's never any cool spirits. Channeling my breakdancing uncle, bless his soul.
Who wants to trial me in ultimates, I need more reclears and that's my most consistent way to get totems 🥺
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Who wants to trial me in ultimates, I need more reclears and that's my most consistent way to get totems 🥺
I bought a new pillow and my sleep quality jumped drastically. I think it gave me the gift of prophecy with how clear I feel
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I bought a new pillow and my sleep quality jumped drastically. I think it gave me the gift of prophecy with how clear I feel
Burnt out of most everything in ffxiv, trying to enjoy the new content but it doesn't hit right. Not sure if it's the class I play or the people I play with, one is easier to switch than the other, though u_u
May 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Burnt out of most everything in ffxiv, trying to enjoy the new content but it doesn't hit right. Not sure if it's the class I play or the people I play with, one is easier to switch than the other, though u_u
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You receive a call on your phone.
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
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The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
May 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
You receive a call on your phone.
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment.
"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?
The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."
🧵 1/4
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The ride never ends
April 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The ride never ends
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Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO
April 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO
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April 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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You make a persuasive argument
April 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You make a persuasive argument
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Thought of you again today
March 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thought of you again today
My mood has improved a remarkable amount by just walking to work and listening to more music. Consider me enriched!
March 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My mood has improved a remarkable amount by just walking to work and listening to more music. Consider me enriched!
Picked up potionomics on the spring steam sale, loving the haggling mini game, and the romance options are so funny!
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Picked up potionomics on the spring steam sale, loving the haggling mini game, and the romance options are so funny!
I love bowling I love pizza I love cake I love parties yaaaay
March 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love bowling I love pizza I love cake I love parties yaaaay
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Pull a like button from the deck, share to move again, shuffle the cards in the comments, follow with notifications ON to never forget when it’s your turn, and roll the dice with dad if you love to come to the table with MDiD! 🎲 #comics
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pull a like button from the deck, share to move again, shuffle the cards in the comments, follow with notifications ON to never forget when it’s your turn, and roll the dice with dad if you love to come to the table with MDiD! 🎲 #comics
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Thinking about the skin hat commercial. Thinking about how there were two of them...
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thinking about the skin hat commercial. Thinking about how there were two of them...