Corianne
@corianne1.bsky.social
Aroace, exmo, somewhere on the left.
I think I'm funny.
I think I'm funny.
Woke Marxist Pope is now my band name
May 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Woke Marxist Pope is now my band name
For someone who made a fortune writing fiction, JK Rowling sure has a problem putting herself in other people's shoes.
Actually for someone who isn't a writer, too
Actually for someone who isn't a writer, too
April 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
For someone who made a fortune writing fiction, JK Rowling sure has a problem putting herself in other people's shoes.
Actually for someone who isn't a writer, too
Actually for someone who isn't a writer, too
I just spent 10 minutes arguing with my smart speaker about what I wanted to happen on the TV, rather than getting up and finding the remote.
Modern technology is weird.
Modern technology is weird.
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I just spent 10 minutes arguing with my smart speaker about what I wanted to happen on the TV, rather than getting up and finding the remote.
Modern technology is weird.
Modern technology is weird.
Honestly, we should just melt the Statue of Liberty down for scrap metal now.
March 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Honestly, we should just melt the Statue of Liberty down for scrap metal now.
TV manufacturers need to take a note from Tile. There should be a small speaker in the remote, and a button on the TV that you can push to make the remote play a tone.
This post brought to you by the 90 minutes I spent searching for the remote rather than studying.
This post brought to you by the 90 minutes I spent searching for the remote rather than studying.
March 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
TV manufacturers need to take a note from Tile. There should be a small speaker in the remote, and a button on the TV that you can push to make the remote play a tone.
This post brought to you by the 90 minutes I spent searching for the remote rather than studying.
This post brought to you by the 90 minutes I spent searching for the remote rather than studying.
The battle between knowing I don't have time for a crochet project, and knowing that I'll always be able to buy cheap, colorful yarn, and wanting to go buy all the ace colored yarn from Joann before they close is real.
February 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The battle between knowing I don't have time for a crochet project, and knowing that I'll always be able to buy cheap, colorful yarn, and wanting to go buy all the ace colored yarn from Joann before they close is real.
Dearest Finn,
You are a terrible study buddy.
I still love you.
You are a terrible study buddy.
I still love you.
February 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dearest Finn,
You are a terrible study buddy.
I still love you.
You are a terrible study buddy.
I still love you.
Attention: Charlie has toofs.
That is all.
That is all.
February 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Attention: Charlie has toofs.
That is all.
That is all.
Today is my grandpa's birthday. He's 98 years old.
Grandpa graduated high school in 1945. He wanted to enlist, but was advised to wait until he was drafted. His number never came up, so he's not a veteran.
Grandpa graduated high school in 1945. He wanted to enlist, but was advised to wait until he was drafted. His number never came up, so he's not a veteran.
February 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today is my grandpa's birthday. He's 98 years old.
Grandpa graduated high school in 1945. He wanted to enlist, but was advised to wait until he was drafted. His number never came up, so he's not a veteran.
Grandpa graduated high school in 1945. He wanted to enlist, but was advised to wait until he was drafted. His number never came up, so he's not a veteran.
"oh, hey, let's take a bunch of people who have to have kitchen knives locked up when they're around, take them off their meds, and send them to a place full of sharp tools and heavy machinery. What can go wrong?"
February 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"oh, hey, let's take a bunch of people who have to have kitchen knives locked up when they're around, take them off their meds, and send them to a place full of sharp tools and heavy machinery. What can go wrong?"
I'm pretty sure that RFK Jr.'s farm is the same one your childhood pets went to when they got to be too much of a hassle.
Or at least it will be.
Or at least it will be.
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm pretty sure that RFK Jr.'s farm is the same one your childhood pets went to when they got to be too much of a hassle.
Or at least it will be.
Or at least it will be.
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Thank you to everyone who has joined the resistance! Our ranks grow stronger every day.
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Thank you to everyone who has joined the resistance! Our ranks grow stronger every day.
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no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight
Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this
Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this
‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
February 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight
Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this
Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this
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At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma
About 20 years ago, I told a therapist I thought I was asexual.
She responded that asexuality isn't a thing.
She claimed to specialize in LGBTQ+ issues.
I hope she thinks about that at least as often as I do.
She responded that asexuality isn't a thing.
She claimed to specialize in LGBTQ+ issues.
I hope she thinks about that at least as often as I do.
February 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
About 20 years ago, I told a therapist I thought I was asexual.
She responded that asexuality isn't a thing.
She claimed to specialize in LGBTQ+ issues.
I hope she thinks about that at least as often as I do.
She responded that asexuality isn't a thing.
She claimed to specialize in LGBTQ+ issues.
I hope she thinks about that at least as often as I do.
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no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
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Walmart, can we talk about the egregious overselling of ingredients in your recipe section? I wouldn't have even caught this if I didn't have onions on hand.
February 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Walmart, can we talk about the egregious overselling of ingredients in your recipe section? I wouldn't have even caught this if I didn't have onions on hand.
Where are you seeing good in the world these days?
February 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Where are you seeing good in the world these days?
It's exhausting, trying to find the good in the world right now.
February 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's exhausting, trying to find the good in the world right now.
I just put together a go/travel bag for my dogs. It has food, a water filter, a first aid kit, toys, treats, and bowls/eating mat.
They now have a functional 72 hour kit, and I don't.
They now have a functional 72 hour kit, and I don't.
February 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I just put together a go/travel bag for my dogs. It has food, a water filter, a first aid kit, toys, treats, and bowls/eating mat.
They now have a functional 72 hour kit, and I don't.
They now have a functional 72 hour kit, and I don't.
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If you think my friend Sandi
Is correct
Drop a 🦋 and share
Is correct
Drop a 🦋 and share
February 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If you think my friend Sandi
Is correct
Drop a 🦋 and share
Is correct
Drop a 🦋 and share
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I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.
February 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.
With that out of the way, I took the dogs to the park, then came home and took a nap before work, when I had been studying. I promised myself I'd make up for it after work.
After work I pulled my BotM box out of the mailbox. It has a book by TJ Klune in it.
And I'm reading a textbook instead. 😭
After work I pulled my BotM box out of the mailbox. It has a book by TJ Klune in it.
And I'm reading a textbook instead. 😭
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
With that out of the way, I took the dogs to the park, then came home and took a nap before work, when I had been studying. I promised myself I'd make up for it after work.
After work I pulled my BotM box out of the mailbox. It has a book by TJ Klune in it.
And I'm reading a textbook instead. 😭
After work I pulled my BotM box out of the mailbox. It has a book by TJ Klune in it.
And I'm reading a textbook instead. 😭
I'm in school to be a rad tech. In order to get into the rad tech program, I need anatomy and physiology. In order to get in anatomy and physiology, I need chemistry, which I'm taking now. I'm working full time, so am taking one class at a time until I can get into the rad tech program
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm in school to be a rad tech. In order to get into the rad tech program, I need anatomy and physiology. In order to get in anatomy and physiology, I need chemistry, which I'm taking now. I'm working full time, so am taking one class at a time until I can get into the rad tech program