Corey 🤬 Reynolds
@coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social
🤠 Resident Alien, The Closer, Selma, SOC, All-American, Hairspray (OBC)…
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What a fucking week…
February 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What a fucking week…
I’ve started using a 6/60 method for social media. 6 minutes on, then at least 60 mins off. And what I’ve already discovered is… 6 minutes is a long time.
January 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’ve started using a 6/60 method for social media. 6 minutes on, then at least 60 mins off. And what I’ve already discovered is… 6 minutes is a long time.
What a fucking week…
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
What a fucking week…
Cast of ‘Get Out’ sequel excited to be Black without the racism that comes with existing.
January 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Cast of ‘Get Out’ sequel excited to be Black without the racism that comes with existing.
“Hey, you know what everyone loves? Automated call centers. Now, what if we had those, but made them difficult to distinguish from real people and embedded them everywhere and in everything? Anyone else getting a diamond slicing boner?”
January 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Hey, you know what everyone loves? Automated call centers. Now, what if we had those, but made them difficult to distinguish from real people and embedded them everywhere and in everything? Anyone else getting a diamond slicing boner?”
The East Coast about to get fucked.
January 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The East Coast about to get fucked.
Based on the threat, this is how every child in America should be going to school. Just saying…
December 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Based on the threat, this is how every child in America should be going to school. Just saying…
There are three things I’m certain of:
1. I have the world’s greatest dog.
2. I’m not the only one who thinks that.
3. We’re all right.
1. I have the world’s greatest dog.
2. I’m not the only one who thinks that.
3. We’re all right.
December 9, 2024 at 7:45 PM
There are three things I’m certain of:
1. I have the world’s greatest dog.
2. I’m not the only one who thinks that.
3. We’re all right.
1. I have the world’s greatest dog.
2. I’m not the only one who thinks that.
3. We’re all right.
“I beat all the charges just by lying, stalling and Merrick Garland being a useless ass scab.”
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
“I beat all the charges just by lying, stalling and Merrick Garland being a useless ass scab.”
Same energy. Same humiliation.
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Same energy. Same humiliation.
So far as we know, Ruckus and Milkdud haven’t been offered any positions in trump’s administration.
But, rumor has it they’ll both be receiving a year’s supply of trump c*ck flavored watermelons to carve next Halloween.
But, rumor has it they’ll both be receiving a year’s supply of trump c*ck flavored watermelons to carve next Halloween.
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
So far as we know, Ruckus and Milkdud haven’t been offered any positions in trump’s administration.
But, rumor has it they’ll both be receiving a year’s supply of trump c*ck flavored watermelons to carve next Halloween.
But, rumor has it they’ll both be receiving a year’s supply of trump c*ck flavored watermelons to carve next Halloween.
I don’t know how.
I don’t know when.
I just know we’ve somehow slipped into this timeline.
I don’t know when.
I just know we’ve somehow slipped into this timeline.
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I don’t know how.
I don’t know when.
I just know we’ve somehow slipped into this timeline.
I don’t know when.
I just know we’ve somehow slipped into this timeline.
Why does this “transition” period feel more like hospice care?
November 15, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Why does this “transition” period feel more like hospice care?
Legs of every trump pick:
November 14, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Legs of every trump pick:
Needed more than 300 characters for this one. So here’s a few screenshots.
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Needed more than 300 characters for this one. So here’s a few screenshots.
Ok, we’ve all been forced to accept & swallow the jagged, bitter pill that is; us having to wait until after the election to hold that adolf lovin ass scab accountable. But it’s a MF bridge, too MF far, that this election interfering MF right here gets to skate as well.
WHERE IS THE F*CKING DOJ?!
WHERE IS THE F*CKING DOJ?!
October 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Ok, we’ve all been forced to accept & swallow the jagged, bitter pill that is; us having to wait until after the election to hold that adolf lovin ass scab accountable. But it’s a MF bridge, too MF far, that this election interfering MF right here gets to skate as well.
WHERE IS THE F*CKING DOJ?!
WHERE IS THE F*CKING DOJ?!
Threads Post Removal Review Board:
October 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Threads Post Removal Review Board:
“WhY aRe tHesE guyS StiLL LoCkeD Up?!”
October 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
“WhY aRe tHesE guyS StiLL LoCkeD Up?!”
October 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
“Come on, Toad. Let’s go fuck some shit up.”
October 17, 2024 at 4:01 PM
“Come on, Toad. Let’s go fuck some shit up.”
Me trying to see what’s permissible here:
October 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Me trying to see what’s permissible here:
*Penis molded to scale
October 17, 2024 at 3:03 AM
*Penis molded to scale
Yepper Depper!
My Don Jr cocaine jokes perhaps were a bump too far 🤷🏾♂️
My Don Jr cocaine jokes perhaps were a bump too far 🤷🏾♂️
October 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Yepper Depper!
My Don Jr cocaine jokes perhaps were a bump too far 🤷🏾♂️
My Don Jr cocaine jokes perhaps were a bump too far 🤷🏾♂️
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,876,194!
October 8, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,876,194!