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Corey 🤬 Reynolds
@coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social
🤠 Resident Alien, The Closer, Selma, SOC, All-American, Hairspray (OBC)…

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“Come on, Toad. Let’s go fuck some shit up.”
“If you stop testing, there will be less Covid cases”, remember that?

Same energy 👇🏾
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Guys… with no proof of life, I think it’s sadly safe to assume he’s no longer alive.

So, now what? Will Americans simply turn the page or will this finally be a turning point?
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April 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Soooooooo, we’re about 90 days into this and I’m thinking it’s going pretty bad so far. Pretty… pretty… pretty… bad.
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April 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It think we’ve entered the, every day that isn’t Saturday or Sunday, is a Monday, phase of things.
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February 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What a fucking week…
February 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their AirPod case.
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January 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’ve started using a 6/60 method for social media. 6 minutes on, then at least 60 mins off. And what I’ve already discovered is… 6 minutes is a long time.
January 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What a fucking week…
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Black Americans watching everyone else finally get scared:
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January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I call this piece:

“If Jake Gyllenhaal was Democracy.”
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January 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think as a final act, Joe Biden should hide a few dollops of shit in and around the Oval Office. #NothingMattersAnymore
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ll never get over how America was overthrown by a gameshow host who simply lied about everything. Done so effectively, people turned against “fact checking”.

Or, how we’ve demonize science & everything we’ve learn throughout history. Vaccines are miracle.

Or, how we could’ve been better this.
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January 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m watching two seagulls fight. I started rooting for the one that was being less aggressive, but then they got into a tussle and I mixed them up. Now they’re both kicking the shit out of each other, but I don’t know who to root for. I don’t know if my guy’s winning or not.

Ok, they flew away.
January 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Cast of ‘Get Out’ sequel excited to be Black without the racism that comes with existing.
January 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“Hey, you know what everyone loves? Automated call centers. Now, what if we had those, but made them difficult to distinguish from real people and embedded them everywhere and in everything? Anyone else getting a diamond slicing boner?”
January 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like the main people pushing AI people are people who don’t act like regular people?
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January 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The East Coast about to get fucked.
January 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey @bsky.app, just a thought, but now would be the perfect time to announce to total ban on AI User accounts. No one wants them.

While Zuck & Fuck exalt the virtues of AI & flood social media with them, @bsky.app could be staking its claim to always, “keeping it real”.

A.I. = Ain’t Interested
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January 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025…
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January 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Based on the threat, this is how every child in America should be going to school. Just saying…
December 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I have a confession to make…

Even though I don’t actually wear them, I like the smell of Brut and Old Spice.
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December 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Are you a Peeping Tom if the people are fucking with the blinds open and the lights on?
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December 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Being that he’s all about money has anyone just asked him how much it would take for him to go away? Have we tried this? Could it have been this easy and we just missed it? Why haven’t we tried this?
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December 14, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I think I’ve figured out at least part of my issue with posting here: the 300 character limit.

I know, I should use the limit to practice being more concise with my language and to not always be so damn long-winded.

But sometimes I can’t get it all out in 300 characters.

But what’s important is
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December 11, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Has anyone done a year/week in review look back video for alleged “3-D Killer”, Luigi Mangione, set to Chuck Mangione?

Because I’d very much like to see that.
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December 9, 2024 at 10:01 PM