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Coren
@corenrhodes.bsky.social
Indie comedy writer, actor and musician
They/ Them
Me: hey can I get downtown on the weekend?
The MTA: (spitting on my shoe) no I hate you
January 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I wasn’t sure about if Bluesky was the real thing but if the prevalence of porn bot spam is any indicator this app is blowing up
December 27, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I think post-election and this shooting something's become more clear to me: this country is trending fascist and racist, yes, absolutely. But the driving force is oligarchy.
And weirdly, I find that kind of comforting, because we are clearly more able to be united around class than human decency.
December 12, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Soto to the #mets!!!
December 9, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Coren
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
If Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller-Bridge built a wall between two bridges, the headline would read:

“Phoebes Waller-Bridge, Bridgers bridge bridges with wall”
November 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I think the thing that’s really striking to me about this slide into authoritarianism is the number of politicians that don’t agree with it but support it because they value power over democracy. Puts a lot of history into context.
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Can someone direct me to the “silly lil guys” part of bluesky
November 24, 2024 at 5:49 AM
When you’re a Diablo II nerd at an Airbnb
November 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM
10,000 foot connect five
November 21, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Finally a new bluesky logo that isn’t terrible plus a home feed that’s not just two people
December 22, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Coren
Thanks to the internet I don't need to wait for the evening news to learn about recent events. I can read 2,000 posts from the most deranged people on earth and make up my own mind
October 17, 2023 at 11:46 PM
The thing about this cat is that I like her a lot
October 6, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Ugh trials AND tribulations???
October 5, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Greetings from the world’s worst bench, in the NJTransit stop at grand central
October 1, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Very proud of this amazing photo of our amazing cat
October 1, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Always a good time at Citi Field
September 28, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by Coren
The Former Guy is out with a rant accusing networks like NBC and MSNBC of “country threatening treason.” And yet the media continues to act like he is some kind of normal candidate, and that there is an equivalence between his 91 criminal counts and 4 indictments and Biden’s age—which is just... /1
September 25, 2023 at 7:17 PM
She wants to know where the glowing red dot went
September 24, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Have an easy fast and meaningful Yom Kippur and remember that you shouldn’t wait for one time of year to apologize to someone
September 24, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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Hello Jews of Bluesky. If you would like to be included in the new JewSky Plus feed repost this! And if you ever want to be removed from it, undo the repost!

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:24atmhsxslaeuvf2gcmv7fh3/feed/jewsky-plus
August 16, 2023 at 3:25 AM
What are cover songs that are far superior than the original? Some of mine:

1979/ Smashing Pumpkins covered by Darlingside

Heart It Races/ Architecture in Helsinki covered by Dr Dog

Such Great Heights/ The Postal Service covered by Iron & Wine
September 22, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Also no messages??
September 22, 2023 at 7:49 AM
Can we address the lack of hashtags though
September 22, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Does it really feel like the end of twitter for real this time?
September 22, 2023 at 12:36 AM