Corbinian
corbinian.bsky.social
Corbinian
@corbinian.bsky.social
Some random moron
Bumbling around the internet
Asking about mandolins
You know what’s just super cool about America? I’ve spent weeks trying to find a therapist to talk about my depression.

In that same time but with significantly less work I could’ve bought SO MANY guns.

I’m gonna smoke weed and tell me cat she’s the prettiest girl for the rest of the day.
September 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I cut my hand climbing down a mountain and had to go through the mini first aid kit I made years ago.

How fucking optimistic was past me to pack not one but two condoms in the bag I take solo-hiking.
August 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
With the imminent liquidation of InfoWars and Free Speech Systems, it’s imperative that @knowledgefight.bsky.social get something they can drink novelty beverages out of.

I think skull was traditional, but I’m confident we can workshop a humane, modern version.
June 8, 2024 at 12:51 AM
@knowledgefight.bsky.social y’all gonna do a documentary response or anything like that? I’m legit curious on your take as a topic expert.

Note : pretty fucking harrowing while non-graphic coverage of the shooting in there. Bring an emotional sturdiness that can stand a running tally of victims.
March 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
O they REALLY don’t want you to figure out how to work your own IV monitor thing. (I just couldn’t take the alarm anymore.)
March 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
You know what “joke” makes every doctor laugh so far?

“I really like living. Huge fan.”
March 26, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Two nurses suddenly asking you to get naked is nowhere near as fun as I was lead to believe.
March 25, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I fucking hate being in hospitals so much.
March 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
@knowledgefight.bsky.social i hope you’re putting out feelers to get that desk if alex’s stuff gets liquidated
February 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
“J’accuse” would be a good name for a cat. You’ll get to shout it constantly.
January 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I HATE COVER LETTERS
January 2, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Fun grammar fact : the assassinated president and his anti-vax nephew are collectively called “the F. Kennedies Jr.”
November 17, 2023 at 5:16 AM
Have I mentioned that not having a real immune system fucking sucks? I get some minor bug from my niece and it means I feel like molten garbage and can barely function.
November 15, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Happy Halloween from my Halloween kitten.
October 31, 2023 at 6:22 PM
@johnlangan.bsky.social i see precisely zero demonic fish people, i don’t think your history book on the reservoir was very accurate :-(
October 21, 2023 at 9:44 PM
The domestic cat is the longest animal in the world for its size.
September 26, 2023 at 7:19 PM
I have a cold so I grabbed a tissue. As I sit down — suddenly my kitten appears like a fucking XENOMORPH WHOOSH KITTEN AND TISSUE ARE GONE.

I still have to blow my nose.
September 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
I think The Flophouse got whooshed on a soccer joke. When Italians make a movie about a Brazilian sending someone to England to learn how to play, that’s a joke.

(In the context of the men’s team. The Lionesses are above reproach.)
September 11, 2023 at 4:23 AM
@knowledgefight.bsky.social hopefully this is the show and not some other random person. Here’s a link to Mike Lindell’s deposition in a defamation suit : caincloud.egnyte.com/fl/fYk81AMK4m
2023-09-07 Coomer Mtn for Sanctions on Egnyte
Folder 2023-09-07 Coomer Mtn for Sanctions shared using Egnyte
caincloud.egnyte.com
September 8, 2023 at 7:35 PM
You all are too ignorant of how cute my kittens are.
September 8, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by Corbinian
The judge in E. Jean Carroll’s second defamation case against Donald Trump just granted partial summary judgment in her favor. That means the trial is just about how much he damaged her. Trump just keeps winning, huh?
September 6, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I feel like someone should have told me about The Name of the Rose earlier. I knew about monk-detective Sean Connery, but I wasn't prepared for heretic-hunchback Ron Perlman or Inquisitor F. Murray Abraham.

Phenomenal movie. Kind of pissed no one made me watch it when I was a kid.
September 6, 2023 at 2:18 PM