Turns out I learned it from Karen Filippelli being teased by Jim in The Office for not sounding Italian enough. 7 years ago I watched that episode, I didn't even know it was a real word yet somehow the fuckin parrot in my head yanked that shit out of the deepest corners of my subconscious lmao

Roller derby for sure

I can't believe how many people supported removing the skater, if I was there I would've been the one throwing it in the trash and/or raising hell over the skater getting kicked out

The league attempted to remove him but they said they couldnt force him to leave. I still got my full stipened check, apologies from both the officiating crew and event organizers. 2 months later I got a copy of their new policy and a thank you for helping them realize they needed to take action

I refused to ref a double header I traveled 9 hours for because an audience member was wearing a flag with the Confederate flag on it. I won't be playing or volunteering for any derby event that has fascist imagery, including pictures of the current POTUS

The problem is that dopamine is always one click away. My ADHD ass could NOT get off the computer

Facts 🔥🔥

My tourettes just kinda already made that happen lmao

I'm convinced people don't understand autism because it's too relatable. Everyone gets overwhelmed, we all feel socially lost sometimes, but NTs can handle way more and can just move on without having a meltdown

IMO ppl are nice to me about my tourettes cause it's alien enough they can't relate

My team did A vs B/C a few months ago, getting lead a few times was such a massive confidence boost. That's awesome!

My sister is going to school down there, I have slowly been trying to get her re addicted to roller derby lol. Do you know of any upcoming bootcamps?

Irvine CA? Congrats on surviving an A/B game 😂

I made my ex's homophobic dad listen to my cunty as hell lesbian music for an entire 4 hour road trip last year. It's the little things in life rly

I got dead named in my dad's obituary and eulogy. It's fucking wild what people who "love" us will do out of bigotry

Sorry you're going through this 💖🫂

There's a line between socially inappropriate but kinda funny, and genuinely triggering to people regardless of my intent. My tics have been crossing that line recently. I just want to isolate until my tics pic smth else 😔😭

Thankfully the people around me are understanding. But it still sucks

Sometimes I have sexual tics, I always try to redirect them so that I'm the subject. When I tic "can you put my dick in my ass" it's kinda funny, but when I tic "can I put my dick in your ass" it's understandably off putting, even if they know it's a tic. Lately I'm not always able to redirect them