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copycait28.bsky.social
Ash 🏳️‍⚧️🌻🛼 (it/any)
@copycait28.bsky.social
I talk about being queer, autistic, ADHD, having tourettes and I simply cannot shut the fu*k up about roller derby

Living proof gender/sex is more than your chromosomes 💛💜💛

If I tic something funny it's ok to laugh 💖
I randomly started ticcing "abbondanza" and doing the 🤌 motion recently. I assumed it was my tourettes attempting to sound Italian by speaking gibberish. Two weeks later, my coworker heard me ticcing and asked "are you ticcing abundance in Italian?" Y'all my tourettes knows more languages than I do
April 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm hosting session 0 with some of my roller derby teammates on Saturday. I have 2 days to read the 2024 books with my crippling dyslexia and I have not started yet 😂😭 I was not built for this
April 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wendy sauced spicy honey BBQ nuggets have no business slapping this fucking hard
January 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Whenever I play roller derby: "oh my god, playing derby is the best, I just want to play derby all the time"
Whenever I ref roller derby: "oh my god, reffing derby is the best, I just want to ref all the time"

You're telling me I gotta choose sometimes????
January 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
My tourettes: don't shit on my mom!
My mom: please don't shit on her mom
January 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Today's tic of the tournament was "put the poopy on the dicky" followed by "75 day no shit challenge" as a close second

Tourettes at roller derby is always a good time lmao
January 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Heading into a derby tournament on 7 back to back days of 5hrs or less sleep. My tourettes is about to invent some sentences that have never before been spoken lmao

Thank god I'm not driving to this one
January 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The word of the day is cunt!
January 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Facebooks new rules technically allow you to call straight people stupid for being straight js 😅

Catch me in the comments going "imagine being straight LMAO CRINGE"

/s kinda
January 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Usually I find my tourettes pretty amusing. Lately the socially inappropriate part of my coprelalia has really been stepping it up. not only do I have *the* slur in my tic rotation, but 6 times this week I've had to walk/skate away from someone to avoid smacking them on the ass
December 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM
My tourettes "fuck that bitches dad"
My mom "no thank you"
😂😂
December 7, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Tourettes seriously making me question if I've ever been the funny one lol
December 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Today in having tourettes at work: "I'm shitting!!" Has alarmed my co-workers 😂
December 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Leaning to play derby after reffing it for 6 yrs gives you some advantages. 100s of hrs of jam reffing means I know when/why jammers call it off

I also do things like see a skater coming at me and think "I shouldn't move so she avoids me" works great as an OPR, not so great when you're jamming 😅
November 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I just took a shower so fast my thumbprint still unlocked my phone 😯🤯
November 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Half of what I do on this app is just comment "one of us, one of us, one of us" on random people's posts questioning if they should check out roller derby

Out here doin the lord's work I swear
November 26, 2024 at 1:33 PM
So the other day I was getting in my car, slammed my knee into the AC controls and moan ticced HELLA loud. I look outside and theres a woman getting out of her car, staring. We make eye contact for a moment and she leaves

Thats the only tourettes interaction that makes me wanna die a little bit 😂😭😭
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Wait, greeting your mom with "sup dadfucker" Isn't socially appropriate? Thanks, I'll petition my tourettes to get it together 🙃👍
November 25, 2024 at 3:25 PM
When you're meeting your friends fiancee for the first time and you tic "why are your nuts flapping all over the basket ball court?" But for some reason HE DIDN'T TELL HER YOU HAVE TOURETTES AHEAD OF TIME¿?

Needless to say I'm making a great first impression guys 😅😅
November 24, 2024 at 11:34 PM
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Going into season 2 of arcane: "oh boy I can't wait to watch my favorite show hot diggity"

Finishing season 2 of arcane: "thanks now I have FUCKING DEPRESSION"
November 23, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Time moves differently at endurance practice

#derbysky #derbytwt #rollerderby
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM
My tourettes has weird triggers, one of the most amusing ones to me is that if you give me a high five/fist bump I will call you a cunt. Every derby post game high five session happens to the sound of "cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt"

...and yet, they still let me ref for the (older) Jrs lmao
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Sometimes my tics are well timed, outrageous but hilarious jokes complete with references and crowd work... and sometimes they go like this; 🎵"I put my dick in my mouth and I fyucked yeR DAD"🎵
November 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Alright I'll end the derby meme spam with pt 3 of today's OC memes (and also my personal favorite)
November 22, 2024 at 11:57 PM