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Trump authorizes CIA operations in Venezuela, raising pressure on Maduro - Reuters
#News I’m sure all the #CIA operatives there in secret were thrilled by this very #PublicStatement #FFS
#News I’m sure all the #CIA operatives there in secret were thrilled by this very #PublicStatement #FFS
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trump authorizes CIA operations in Venezuela, raising pressure on Maduro - Reuters
#News I’m sure all the #CIA operatives there in secret were thrilled by this very #PublicStatement #FFS
#News I’m sure all the #CIA operatives there in secret were thrilled by this very #PublicStatement #FFS
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Students’ math scores are improving, but reading scores remain stagnant - #Chalkbeat
#News Yeah that’ll happen when the only reading your kids do is from a screen and not actual books…
Try picking up an actual print #PaperBook sometime and do nothing but read a #Book #ReadingRainbow #ReadABook
#News Yeah that’ll happen when the only reading your kids do is from a screen and not actual books…
Try picking up an actual print #PaperBook sometime and do nothing but read a #Book #ReadingRainbow #ReadABook
October 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Students’ math scores are improving, but reading scores remain stagnant - #Chalkbeat
#News Yeah that’ll happen when the only reading your kids do is from a screen and not actual books…
Try picking up an actual print #PaperBook sometime and do nothing but read a #Book #ReadingRainbow #ReadABook
#News Yeah that’ll happen when the only reading your kids do is from a screen and not actual books…
Try picking up an actual print #PaperBook sometime and do nothing but read a #Book #ReadingRainbow #ReadABook
Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins - The Guardian
#News this quote lol 🤪 WTF 🤬 When he was asked to hand over the phone’s pin, Robinson was said to have replied: “Not a chance, bruv … You look like cunts so you ain’t having it.” #TommyRobinson I mean #Wow #LOL
#News this quote lol 🤪 WTF 🤬 When he was asked to hand over the phone’s pin, Robinson was said to have replied: “Not a chance, bruv … You look like cunts so you ain’t having it.” #TommyRobinson I mean #Wow #LOL
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins - The Guardian
#News this quote lol 🤪 WTF 🤬 When he was asked to hand over the phone’s pin, Robinson was said to have replied: “Not a chance, bruv … You look like cunts so you ain’t having it.” #TommyRobinson I mean #Wow #LOL
#News this quote lol 🤪 WTF 🤬 When he was asked to hand over the phone’s pin, Robinson was said to have replied: “Not a chance, bruv … You look like cunts so you ain’t having it.” #TommyRobinson I mean #Wow #LOL
Trump touts shutdown as “opportunity” to cut more Democratic priorities - CNBC
#News So I’m thinking they haven’t realized yet that #ICE employees and agents are government employees yes?
@governor.ca.gov @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov
#News So I’m thinking they haven’t realized yet that #ICE employees and agents are government employees yes?
@governor.ca.gov @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov
October 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump touts shutdown as “opportunity” to cut more Democratic priorities - CNBC
#News So I’m thinking they haven’t realized yet that #ICE employees and agents are government employees yes?
@governor.ca.gov @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov
#News So I’m thinking they haven’t realized yet that #ICE employees and agents are government employees yes?
@governor.ca.gov @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov
National Guard collects unfavorable public input on D.C. deployment - The Washington Post
#News using the #NationalGuard to almost literally #GoKickRocks is forcing soldiers to appear useless by making them look like glorified gardeners. It is a disgusting and wholly inappropriate use of soldiers
#News using the #NationalGuard to almost literally #GoKickRocks is forcing soldiers to appear useless by making them look like glorified gardeners. It is a disgusting and wholly inappropriate use of soldiers
September 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
National Guard collects unfavorable public input on D.C. deployment - The Washington Post
#News using the #NationalGuard to almost literally #GoKickRocks is forcing soldiers to appear useless by making them look like glorified gardeners. It is a disgusting and wholly inappropriate use of soldiers
#News using the #NationalGuard to almost literally #GoKickRocks is forcing soldiers to appear useless by making them look like glorified gardeners. It is a disgusting and wholly inappropriate use of soldiers
I see a lot of complaining… Where is the #PunkRock #Rage out of #Democrats that deep #Urge of the once great #Hippies?! Why is it none of you but a few are actually #Resisting #Resist #⭕️✌️⭕️
August 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I see a lot of complaining… Where is the #PunkRock #Rage out of #Democrats that deep #Urge of the once great #Hippies?! Why is it none of you but a few are actually #Resisting #Resist #⭕️✌️⭕️
Transportation secretary says agency will “take over” Washington’s Union Station, a building it already owns - POLITICO
#New #Idiocracy #HeightsOfStupid I mean just… 😮💨 #Resist
#New #Idiocracy #HeightsOfStupid I mean just… 😮💨 #Resist
August 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Transportation secretary says agency will “take over” Washington’s Union Station, a building it already owns - POLITICO
#New #Idiocracy #HeightsOfStupid I mean just… 😮💨 #Resist
#New #Idiocracy #HeightsOfStupid I mean just… 😮💨 #Resist
#Trump #News #AI #AISlop #Satire #PureSatire #Resist #DrownThemInSlop #✌️⭕️✌️ 🎶Trumpa Lumpa Truthity true, I’ve got another tariff for you 🎶 @governor.ca.gov @latenightseth.bsky.social @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov #LOL
August 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
#Trump #News #AI #AISlop #Satire #PureSatire #Resist #DrownThemInSlop #✌️⭕️✌️ 🎶Trumpa Lumpa Truthity true, I’ve got another tariff for you 🎶 @governor.ca.gov @latenightseth.bsky.social @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov #LOL
#YES! #FuckYeah #BadAssery #AI i created an image generator within the hosted llm to do way better img gens
August 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
#YES! #FuckYeah #BadAssery #AI i created an image generator within the hosted llm to do way better img gens
#FUCKYES! #SpiderManVsWaffleMan #ShowdownInTimeSquare #WebbedMenace #Fights #AngryWaffleMan #IntimacyCoordinatorsNeedNotApply #BattleOfTheCentury #You'reToast quipped the #Webslinger. #Satire #LOL #Ai #AiSlop #DrownThemInSlop
August 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
#SethVsGrumlins #SethVersusGrumlins #Satire #LOL @latenightseth.bsky.social grumlins, yeah, furry creatures that seth don't feed the grumlins beer after midnight... they get rowdy #AISlop #AI #DrownThemInSlop f
August 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
#SethVsGrumlins #SethVersusGrumlins #Satire #LOL @latenightseth.bsky.social grumlins, yeah, furry creatures that seth don't feed the grumlins beer after midnight... they get rowdy #AISlop #AI #DrownThemInSlop f
Keep fighting for us @latenightseth.bsky.social #HanginToughOhhhCauseHe'sToughEnough! #Resist #Satire #AISlop #DrownThemInSlop #TwoCanPlaySlop #AgainSatire #LOL #SethVsSomething #SethVersusSomething
August 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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#News This really happens as I recall #Satire #LOL #AI #Slop #ThatIsCool! And finally just #YESPLEASE! lol
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
#News This really happens as I recall #Satire #LOL #AI #Slop #ThatIsCool! And finally just #YESPLEASE! lol
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#TrumpsNewPhone #News I heard this is the #ProtoType for #Trumps #NewPhone #TheBlumpkin sounds right #LOL #Satire #AI #AISlop #Resist #ResistanceIsReal #⭕✌️⭕
August 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
#TrumpsNewPhone #News I heard this is the #ProtoType for #Trumps #NewPhone #TheBlumpkin sounds right #LOL #Satire #AI #AISlop #Resist #ResistanceIsReal #⭕✌️⭕
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@governor.ca.gov #Satire #TrumpsOriginalPhoneProtoType #TheBlumpkin, #Don'tGoogleBlumpkin #SatireAgain #AI #AISlop #SlopResistance #DrowningInCounterSlop #Resist Don't google blumpkin for real, but it's hilarious that it's wet, like wtf lol. Great job in your trolling! Fight 4 US TY!
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@governor.ca.gov #Satire #TrumpsOriginalPhoneProtoType #TheBlumpkin, #Don'tGoogleBlumpkin #SatireAgain #AI #AISlop #SlopResistance #DrowningInCounterSlop #Resist Don't google blumpkin for real, but it's hilarious that it's wet, like wtf lol. Great job in your trolling! Fight 4 US TY!
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
@governor.ca.gov #Satire #TrumpsOriginalPhoneProtoType #TheBlumpkin, #Don'tGoogleBlumpkin #SatireAgain #AI #AISlop #SlopResistance #DrowningInCounterSlop #Resist Don't google blumpkin for real, but it's hilarious that it's wet, like wtf lol. Great job in your trolling! Fight 4 US TY!
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@governor.ca.gov #Satire #TrumpsOriginalPhoneProtoType #TheBlumpkin, #Don'tGoogleBlumpkin #SatireAgain #AI #AISlop #SlopResistance #DrowningInCounterSlop #Resist Don't google blumpkin for real, but it's hilarious that it's wet, like wtf lol. Great job in your trolling! Fight 4 US TY!
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
#👑🆕➕🟰✌️glhf
#TrumpsNewPhone #News I heard this is the #ProtoType for #Trumps #NewPhone #TheBlumpkin sounds right #LOL #Satire #AI #AISlop #Resist #ResistanceIsReal #⭕✌️⭕
August 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
#TrumpsNewPhone #News I heard this is the #ProtoType for #Trumps #NewPhone #TheBlumpkin sounds right #LOL #Satire #AI #AISlop #Resist #ResistanceIsReal #⭕✌️⭕