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Cooper A.V.
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Varmit enthusiast. Museum person. Theatre kid. Leftist Southerner.
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Today I felt creative and have unintentionally revealed who in my small town lacks reading comprehension. People have messaged and called me/the museum to check in on the polar bear and its whereabouts
A screenshot of a Facebook post that reads: 🚨 MISSING: One (very large) polar bear! 🚨 We came in this morning to find our beloved taxidermy polar bear missing from the museum. No signs of forced entry… just a suspicious trail of very large footprints leading out the door. 👀🐾 If you see a polar bear roaming Wilbarger County, please remind him that museum hours are 10:30 AM - 5 PM, and he is DEFINITELY supposed to be inside during that time. We’re checking security footage now, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Night at the Museum might be more fact than fiction… UPDATE: Check the comments for security footage pic! A security footage image of the museum edited to show a polar bear walking through the room Comments on the Facebook post with people joking about seeing the polar bear around town The original unedited picture of the polar bear
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Owen Wilson in his lil space suit makes me think of a slinky dog
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I love niche work humor
A picture of my computer screen while watching a webinar. A stock image of a child beating up another child while three other kids cheer on. The child being beaten up is labeled “object”. The 4 bullies are labeled “light”, “water”, “incorrect relative humidity/temperature” and “pests/microorganisms”.
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Had to get a package out of my mom’s car. Found this in her cup holder. She always keeps that thang on her
Me reaching across the drivers seat of my moms car to hold a can of Libby’s brand canned 100% Pure Pumpkin
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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This is the video I sent my husband asking for his tech savvy to help me fix a printing issue. The fact that I spent an hour on this and was near tears should have alerted me to the fact that I was about to start my period. Ah, womanhood
February 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Happy halfway!
A simmer pot with visible orange slices, cinnamon sticks, star anise, pepper, rose petals, juniper, and other ground spices. Words overlay the image “Spring is on the way Imbolc”
February 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Why was I allowed on Facebook at this time?
A screenshot from Facebook memories that reads: On the day 16 years ago Cooper Alexander Jan 30, 2009 “Is eating toast”
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Tumblr? How you doing?
Image of Pedro Pascal looking handsome as ever with “#taylor swift” overlayed over it
January 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Gone 4 days and this is the face that greets us when we get home
Hank, an Anatolian Shepherd, grips a livestock whip in his mouth. His front bottom teeth are visible. It’s unclear if his expression is one of concern or joy
January 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I’m the husband version of a “wife guy.” I love my pretty husband.
Pretty man with dark fluffy hair and beard, wearing glasses and a dark green floral button up taking a mirror selfie
December 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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My Sun, Mercury, Venus, & Neptune are in Capricorn. Call me the GOAT
Text reading”When people waiting on your downfall but you a goat” followed by thee photos of mountain goats balancing precariously on steep cliff faces
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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My husband got me a portrait of our late dog for my birthday and I don’t know if I’m ever gonna be able to move it from this chair. Feels like he’s still hanging out with us this way and I’m gonna cry every time I see it no matter what so why not be even weirder about it?
My living room. On the left there’s a stone fireplace with assorted memorabilia on the mantel. A disco ball with flowers and Pride flags hangs from it as well. On the right our TV stand is filled with board games. In the center is a maroon armchair. A painting of a chunky dog lying in the grass is sitting in the chair.
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Man holding a Nintendo switch. Text is edited over the screen of the switch, “My boyfriend: playing Pokémon”. A cat lays on the man’s chest, its face covered by the game console. Only two outstretched white and orange paws are visible. Smaller text is edited over the cats visible chest, “Me, politely trying to get his attention”
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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Boy: I like country music
Me:
A school photo of me from 2006 in maybe 4-5th grade. I am wearing an obnoxious pale yellow western shirt with pastel rainbow flowers on it, blue jeans, and a leather belt with a large silver belt buckle. My thumbs red tucked in my pockets and I’m smiling terribly awkwardly Child me, laying in a woven hammock in a “paint me like one of your French girls” pose wearing a sleeveless white button up, blue jeans with a leather belt and oversized silver belt buckle, pink cowboy boots, and my dads straw cowboy hat. It is both adorable and stupid, as most of my childhood pictures are
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Context
A screenshot of an image from Instagram. It is a marker and crayon drawing of a possum in a tower with long blond hair. A possum at the bottom the tower is touching the hair saying “Its greasy”
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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2017 pre-covid I still didn’t want to be around large groups
A photo of a large crowd at a Rise Against concert A grainy zoomed in version of the previous photo. I am at the center of it with a pixelated stank face
November 27, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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I’ve got on matching green eyeshadow too. 15 year old me is BEAMING
Light green t-shirt featuring a steampunk-esque clock face, the Wicked musical logo, and a silhouette of a witch on a broom. Overlayed on top of all of that is a banner that reads “green for good”
November 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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what do you mean my husband died under mysterious circumstances, officer?
Child me, barefoot, dressed up in a long black dress with a long string of pearls around my neck and a white feather boa draped over my shoulders. A close up of my face from the same childhood glamour shot shoot. My Dora The Explorer bowl cut and bangs take up most of the top half of the photo. Obnoxiously red lipstick has been put on me as well.
November 25, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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I got big brothered today
A white cracked sign mailed to a telephone pole. The sign reads: WATCH WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE WE’RE WATCHING YOU!
November 21, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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“Oh, [friends name] is on Airbuds! Wonder what he liste— oh. Oh my.”
Screenshot of the app Airbuds showing a persons recent listening history. They have listened to “Hey Ya!” by Outkast 12+ times
November 21, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Little 2014 Cooper was desperate to get out of her redneck hometown so bad. Little did she know, a decade later she’d be back trying to change it for good. I am both cringing at myself… and terribly emotional
Screenshot of a tweet with lyrics from a Marianas Trench song “I’m melting here alive cause I can feel the water changing me, it’s changing me for good #september” followed by music note emoji
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Starting out strong. THREE retweets? I wish I would’ve looked to see which of my friends yes, and-ed this content.
A screen grab of a tweet dated 8/16/14 that reads “Dinosaurs are what I am to be in life”
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Saved the good stuff then said see ya never, bud
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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I got to host an improv show tonight !
Photo taken from behind a row of seated actors playing an improv game. Stage lights cause a glare in the background Me standing in front of the VFW holding a thumbs up. A blue metal building with the letters “VFW” painted on it boldly and a glowing open sign in the window
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Fern ordered me pins from @pangurandgrim.bsky.social so naturally I spent the morning totally rearranging my cork board so I had room for everything. Please enjoy my cluttered cork board that has no room for actually important papers (other than lil kid artwork)
A very cluttered cork board featuring a variety of pins, photos, and a calendar
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM