Cooper A.V.
@cooperalexa.bsky.social
Varmit enthusiast. Museum person. Theatre kid. Leftist Southerner.
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I was giving a tour to a group and one of the kids said, “this isn’t much of a job. You just look at animals all day.”
I’d never felt so insulted and seen at the same time.
I DO get to look at animals as part of my job. Very cool.
I’d never felt so insulted and seen at the same time.
I DO get to look at animals as part of my job. Very cool.
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was giving a tour to a group and one of the kids said, “this isn’t much of a job. You just look at animals all day.”
I’d never felt so insulted and seen at the same time.
I DO get to look at animals as part of my job. Very cool.
I’d never felt so insulted and seen at the same time.
I DO get to look at animals as part of my job. Very cool.
Getting my oil changed and the Fox News channel is on the lobby tv. It HURTS to hear the weird hero worship. Like I knew it happened, but haven’t listened to it first hand in so long I forgot how absurd it is
April 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Getting my oil changed and the Fox News channel is on the lobby tv. It HURTS to hear the weird hero worship. Like I knew it happened, but haven’t listened to it first hand in so long I forgot how absurd it is
Today I felt creative and have unintentionally revealed who in my small town lacks reading comprehension. People have messaged and called me/the museum to check in on the polar bear and its whereabouts
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today I felt creative and have unintentionally revealed who in my small town lacks reading comprehension. People have messaged and called me/the museum to check in on the polar bear and its whereabouts
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Am I depressed though, or am I just reacting very appropriately to *waves wildly* all this nonsense?
March 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Am I depressed though, or am I just reacting very appropriately to *waves wildly* all this nonsense?
I’ve gone from catching up on last weeks Severance to starting season 2 of Loki. My mind can’t take anymore timeline mischief but here I am, binging.
March 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’ve gone from catching up on last weeks Severance to starting season 2 of Loki. My mind can’t take anymore timeline mischief but here I am, binging.
Today at work a child told me a taxidermy goat we have on display looks like her aunt
March 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today at work a child told me a taxidermy goat we have on display looks like her aunt
I love niche work humor
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I love niche work humor
A 4 year old child just told me his favorite band is Slipknot
March 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A 4 year old child just told me his favorite band is Slipknot
Someone saw a possum and texted just to let me know. I feel so seen.
March 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Someone saw a possum and texted just to let me know. I feel so seen.
Had to get a package out of my mom’s car. Found this in her cup holder. She always keeps that thang on her
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Had to get a package out of my mom’s car. Found this in her cup holder. She always keeps that thang on her
Answered the phone at work today and genuinely got hit with a “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Answered the phone at work today and genuinely got hit with a “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
This is the video I sent my husband asking for his tech savvy to help me fix a printing issue. The fact that I spent an hour on this and was near tears should have alerted me to the fact that I was about to start my period. Ah, womanhood
February 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is the video I sent my husband asking for his tech savvy to help me fix a printing issue. The fact that I spent an hour on this and was near tears should have alerted me to the fact that I was about to start my period. Ah, womanhood
I just messaged a local baker to ask her to make ass cookies for the cast of a play I’m in. I hope I don’t get blocked.
February 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I just messaged a local baker to ask her to make ass cookies for the cast of a play I’m in. I hope I don’t get blocked.
I dropped my phone in ranch dressing. The follies of being American.
February 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I dropped my phone in ranch dressing. The follies of being American.
Why was I allowed on Facebook at this time?
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Why was I allowed on Facebook at this time?
My floor is dusty and I’m too overstimulated by it to sweep and vacuum there is no solution but to rot and think about it
January 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My floor is dusty and I’m too overstimulated by it to sweep and vacuum there is no solution but to rot and think about it
Your top 10 games in no particular order:
1. Fallout 4
2. Skyrim
3. Sims Castaway for PS2
4. Cyberpunk 2077
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Nancy Drew: Secret of Shadow Ranch
7. Saints Row 2
8. Zoo Tycoon 2
9. Banished
10. Baldur’s Gate 3
1. Fallout 4
2. Skyrim
3. Sims Castaway for PS2
4. Cyberpunk 2077
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Nancy Drew: Secret of Shadow Ranch
7. Saints Row 2
8. Zoo Tycoon 2
9. Banished
10. Baldur’s Gate 3
Post your top ten games! (not in order)
1. GTA San Andreas
2. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
3. Pokémon Gold
4. Bully
5. Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None
6. The Sims 2
7. Assassins Creed Odyssey
8. The Good Life
9. Stray
10. The Dagger of Amon Ra
1. GTA San Andreas
2. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
3. Pokémon Gold
4. Bully
5. Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None
6. The Sims 2
7. Assassins Creed Odyssey
8. The Good Life
9. Stray
10. The Dagger of Amon Ra
January 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your top 10 games in no particular order:
1. Fallout 4
2. Skyrim
3. Sims Castaway for PS2
4. Cyberpunk 2077
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Nancy Drew: Secret of Shadow Ranch
7. Saints Row 2
8. Zoo Tycoon 2
9. Banished
10. Baldur’s Gate 3
1. Fallout 4
2. Skyrim
3. Sims Castaway for PS2
4. Cyberpunk 2077
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Nancy Drew: Secret of Shadow Ranch
7. Saints Row 2
8. Zoo Tycoon 2
9. Banished
10. Baldur’s Gate 3
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tired of living through times where i have to call bo burnham so he can tell me a joke
January 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
tired of living through times where i have to call bo burnham so he can tell me a joke
Tumblr? How you doing?
January 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Tumblr? How you doing?
Big yikes energy today
January 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Big yikes energy today
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Entertainer, childhood literacy advocate, and *scientific philanthropist* Dolly Parton was born #OTD in 1946.
Mostly known for singing and songwriting, Dolly's Imagination Library program has distributed over 100 million free books to kids around the world. 🦋 📖 🎶
dollyparton.com/imagination-...
Mostly known for singing and songwriting, Dolly's Imagination Library program has distributed over 100 million free books to kids around the world. 🦋 📖 🎶
dollyparton.com/imagination-...
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Entertainer, childhood literacy advocate, and *scientific philanthropist* Dolly Parton was born #OTD in 1946.
Mostly known for singing and songwriting, Dolly's Imagination Library program has distributed over 100 million free books to kids around the world. 🦋 📖 🎶
dollyparton.com/imagination-...
Mostly known for singing and songwriting, Dolly's Imagination Library program has distributed over 100 million free books to kids around the world. 🦋 📖 🎶
dollyparton.com/imagination-...
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I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔
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do you think your soul will measure well against all the bread you didn’t share, dawg?
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
do you think your soul will measure well against all the bread you didn’t share, dawg?