Johnnie
@coolwaterswellness.bsky.social
Holistic Wellness Practitioner • Massage Therapy • Nutrition & Herbs • Pranic Healing • Advocate for Self Body Work & Self Healing
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Johnnie
@coolwaterswellness.bsky.social
· May 25
An Intro to Johnnie & Cool Waters Wellness
A Brief Introduction
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open.substack.com/pub/coolwate... Yapping over on substack about me & my private holistic healing practice. More to come! Stay tuned. 🦋
What even is life? Lmao contemplating at almost 5:30a without sleep.
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
What even is life? Lmao contemplating at almost 5:30a without sleep.
The older I get the more I understand why my grandma would stop and pray with strangers outside the grocery stores.
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The older I get the more I understand why my grandma would stop and pray with strangers outside the grocery stores.
Putting a load of laundry in before you power clean is the cheat code.
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Putting a load of laundry in before you power clean is the cheat code.
Today was one of them come home, shower, take a nap, eat a snack, go back to sleep and figure it out in the morning kind of day.
August 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Today was one of them come home, shower, take a nap, eat a snack, go back to sleep and figure it out in the morning kind of day.
I been working on eating my water lately and today I had THE juiciest watermelon of my life gifted to me by a black gleaner and if that ain’t abundance idk what is.
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I been working on eating my water lately and today I had THE juiciest watermelon of my life gifted to me by a black gleaner and if that ain’t abundance idk what is.
Ever since I quit my job my body has been hurting less. Which is crazy cuz I’m actually working more on my own.
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ever since I quit my job my body has been hurting less. Which is crazy cuz I’m actually working more on my own.
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The Indonesian black chicken, rarest most expensive breed of chicken in the world, iLamborghini chicken, the price of its eggs can reach $2500. Everything in this chicken is black, its feathers, beak, tongue, nails, its flesh, eggs & bones. As for his blood, it is dark red, which tends to black.
June 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The Indonesian black chicken, rarest most expensive breed of chicken in the world, iLamborghini chicken, the price of its eggs can reach $2500. Everything in this chicken is black, its feathers, beak, tongue, nails, its flesh, eggs & bones. As for his blood, it is dark red, which tends to black.
As if I wasn’t contemplating my life decisions enough under this new moon. An owl just came and hooted outside my office window.
June 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As if I wasn’t contemplating my life decisions enough under this new moon. An owl just came and hooted outside my office window.
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I want to sit on a riverbank near some ferns and listen to the water pass over the rocks.
June 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I want to sit on a riverbank near some ferns and listen to the water pass over the rocks.
They gotta be ducking around at CERN. I swear time just feels off.
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They gotta be ducking around at CERN. I swear time just feels off.
The quick and tangible results in Pranic healing is just so cool to me. I’ll never stop being amazed. open.substack.com/pub/coolwate...
Ways to Support the Energetic Shift during your Healing Sessions
Suggestions for Prep and Aftercare
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June 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The quick and tangible results in Pranic healing is just so cool to me. I’ll never stop being amazed. open.substack.com/pub/coolwate...
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Good morning friends. This kid is spot on 👏🏼💙
June 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Good morning friends. This kid is spot on 👏🏼💙
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After trauma, after undiagnosed ADHD, after undiagnosed fibromyalgia, & so many set backs; I’m finally ready .
I’m ready to combine my life experience as an organizer with a decade in, a mom, and a priest with the degree . I’m ready to use my skills to help support those who seek it .
I’m ready to combine my life experience as an organizer with a decade in, a mom, and a priest with the degree . I’m ready to use my skills to help support those who seek it .
June 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After trauma, after undiagnosed ADHD, after undiagnosed fibromyalgia, & so many set backs; I’m finally ready .
I’m ready to combine my life experience as an organizer with a decade in, a mom, and a priest with the degree . I’m ready to use my skills to help support those who seek it .
I’m ready to combine my life experience as an organizer with a decade in, a mom, and a priest with the degree . I’m ready to use my skills to help support those who seek it .
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“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
Yooo this old school Family Feud host freaky as hell. He kissing all these women on the mouth. What the helly?
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yooo this old school Family Feud host freaky as hell. He kissing all these women on the mouth. What the helly?
I better have extra hours on my check from this dream where I was working.
June 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I better have extra hours on my check from this dream where I was working.
Im really about embracing the slow path in life. I don’t wanna rush around and be everywhere. I take my time and feel the sun on my skin.
June 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Im really about embracing the slow path in life. I don’t wanna rush around and be everywhere. I take my time and feel the sun on my skin.
I love rereading a book and finding new details. I forgot how exhilarating that is.
May 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I love rereading a book and finding new details. I forgot how exhilarating that is.
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Nothing annoys me like a devil's advocate
May 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nothing annoys me like a devil's advocate
open.substack.com/pub/coolwate... Yapping over on substack about me & my private holistic healing practice. More to come! Stay tuned. 🦋
An Intro to Johnnie & Cool Waters Wellness
A Brief Introduction
open.substack.com
May 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
open.substack.com/pub/coolwate... Yapping over on substack about me & my private holistic healing practice. More to come! Stay tuned. 🦋
Me explaining to my cat he needa leave my feet alone and I’m not his little friend.
a man is pointing at a bulletin board that says pete silvie
ALT: a man is pointing at a bulletin board that says pete silvie
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May 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me explaining to my cat he needa leave my feet alone and I’m not his little friend.
2025 has been a long decade. Don’t be hard on yourself for things not matching your expectations.
May 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
2025 has been a long decade. Don’t be hard on yourself for things not matching your expectations.
Is it just me or the spiders are getting bigger? Like they look like they could bench press me while I’m inside my car.
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is it just me or the spiders are getting bigger? Like they look like they could bench press me while I’m inside my car.