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Actively trying to avoid seeing who has the navy blue sneakers and black and white plaid slacks in the office
October 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Mainly about not getting the girl
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
At least once he gets scared.
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Listen, she wants to marry a man who is earnest! And his NAME is ernest!!
October 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Really fun story though! Oscar wilde! Cmon!
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They just do it to make themselves feel better the restick never works
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Utterly indoctrinated
September 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ooo you got good ones. But the Persian stuck a fork in an electrical socket for sure
September 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh you bet he is
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
....survived a nuclear disaster
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These three manufacture moonshine because their crops have failed for five consecutive years. Daddy died in the Civil war.
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These two got into a tavern brawl and were stripped and rolled into the gutter.
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These brothers are chimney sweeps in 18th century England. They'll develop scrotal cancer in 5-10 years from their exposure to carcinogens (this was a real thing).
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This father and son duo share a single bed in their dirt floor cabin and will be working off debt to the company store for the rest of their lives
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM