xoxo🤙✨️
@cooltrainerxo.bsky.social
Really obsessed with this woman on the light rail who was munching sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a stoneware mug. I saw her spit like 20 times and never saw her put a single one *into* her mouth.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Really obsessed with this woman on the light rail who was munching sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a stoneware mug. I saw her spit like 20 times and never saw her put a single one *into* her mouth.
Just kickin it (the bucket)
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just kickin it (the bucket)
Full version of this ✨️💖portrait💖✨️ by the super talented @lovelandisle.bsky.social thank you 🙆♀️
October 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Full version of this ✨️💖portrait💖✨️ by the super talented @lovelandisle.bsky.social thank you 🙆♀️
....survived a nuclear disaster
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
....survived a nuclear disaster
These three manufacture moonshine because their crops have failed for five consecutive years. Daddy died in the Civil war.
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These three manufacture moonshine because their crops have failed for five consecutive years. Daddy died in the Civil war.
These two got into a tavern brawl and were stripped and rolled into the gutter.
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These two got into a tavern brawl and were stripped and rolled into the gutter.
These brothers are chimney sweeps in 18th century England. They'll develop scrotal cancer in 5-10 years from their exposure to carcinogens (this was a real thing).
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These brothers are chimney sweeps in 18th century England. They'll develop scrotal cancer in 5-10 years from their exposure to carcinogens (this was a real thing).
This father and son duo share a single bed in their dirt floor cabin and will be working off debt to the company store for the rest of their lives
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This father and son duo share a single bed in their dirt floor cabin and will be working off debt to the company store for the rest of their lives
A recent interest has been looking at listings on ebay for previously owned Sylvania families critters, because the way they end up looking like farmers from dustbowl era Kansas is so compelling
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A recent interest has been looking at listings on ebay for previously owned Sylvania families critters, because the way they end up looking like farmers from dustbowl era Kansas is so compelling
Hydrangea for the timeline
September 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hydrangea for the timeline
The originator of the concept of state-mandated gf was the Marquis de Sade. Nothing new under the sun.
September 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The originator of the concept of state-mandated gf was the Marquis de Sade. Nothing new under the sun.
Foreboding things are happening....
August 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Foreboding things are happening....
Another time i got shamed on facebook by people I went to high school with for posting this photo I took in cambodia to their group. I think it was supposed to be because I was being insensitive to alcoholics. So here it is
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Another time i got shamed on facebook by people I went to high school with for posting this photo I took in cambodia to their group. I think it was supposed to be because I was being insensitive to alcoholics. So here it is
@linuspw.bsky.social
Help me solve this maze im in trouble
Help me solve this maze im in trouble
July 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@linuspw.bsky.social
Help me solve this maze im in trouble
Help me solve this maze im in trouble
Raspberry soufflé (prince voice)
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Raspberry soufflé (prince voice)
I was hanging out with this guy. My favorite man in the world.
July 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I was hanging out with this guy. My favorite man in the world.
I seem to be posting about once every four days
July 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I seem to be posting about once every four days
I will leave the shoulder pads in then?
June 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I will leave the shoulder pads in then?
For posterity, here was my most popular tweet of all time. Girlboss health and wellness inspo brands loved this one:
June 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For posterity, here was my most popular tweet of all time. Girlboss health and wellness inspo brands loved this one: