Cool TF2 Facts
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Not related to Valve or the TF Team.
“Run” by B, G, A, and T. Main accounts (that I know of -B) are in Following.
Shoutout to Blue Bots, Done Quick!
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from 5Gorge, because Ms. Pauling does.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from 5Gorge, because Ms. Pauling does.
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Uncle Dane for their opinion on australium weapons. They responded with 'reminds me of my mother'.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Uncle Dane for their opinion on australium weapons. They responded with 'reminds me of my mother'.
TF2 Fact: None of these are actual facts.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
TF2 Fact: None of these are actual facts.
TF2 Fact: All of these are actual facts.
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
TF2 Fact: All of these are actual facts.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Hoovy lived in Titanfall 2.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Hoovy lived in Titanfall 2.
TF2 Fact: None of these are actual facts.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
TF2 Fact: None of these are actual facts.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 1.5 developer revealed that Mercenary loves the fog.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 1.5 developer revealed that Mercenary loves the fog.
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Autumn for their opinion on random crits. They were unable to be reached.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Autumn for their opinion on random crits. They were unable to be reached.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but unfortunately, Pybro was too spooky for the developer team.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but unfortunately, Pybro was too spooky for the developer team.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but fortunately, Civilian did not make it past the concept stage.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but fortunately, Civilian did not make it past the concept stage.
TF2 Fact: Demoman is rapidly descending upon Autumn's home.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
TF2 Fact: Demoman is rapidly descending upon Autumn's home.
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Gabe Newell for their opinion on deez nuts. They responded with 'with your dick!' *ding*.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Gabe Newell for their opinion on deez nuts. They responded with 'with your dick!' *ding*.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 3 developer revealed the Scattergun was originally going to crit 90% of the time, but they had to remove this for balance.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 3 developer revealed the Scattergun was originally going to crit 90% of the time, but they had to remove this for balance.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from austimverse, because The Stomper done did it now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from austimverse, because The Stomper done did it now.
TF2 Fact: During the early development of Spycrab, they had to remove his something gimmick due to all of the gimmicks code magically flying out of the dev room.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
TF2 Fact: During the early development of Spycrab, they had to remove his something gimmick due to all of the gimmicks code magically flying out of the dev room.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from England, because Pybro fucking GOT Pyro.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from England, because Pybro fucking GOT Pyro.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer revealed that Boxer Heavy was taken into custody by the authorities in Sex 2: The Movie.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer revealed that Boxer Heavy was taken into custody by the authorities in Sex 2: The Movie.
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Burrito for their opinion on the concept of death. They responded with 'reminds me of my mother'.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Burrito for their opinion on the concept of death. They responded with 'reminds me of my mother'.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 developer revealed that Hoovy was banished to sex world while eating a sandvitch.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 developer revealed that Hoovy was banished to sex world while eating a sandvitch.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Open Fortress developer revealed that Sniper was supposed to be fired in the comics.
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Open Fortress developer revealed that Sniper was supposed to be fired in the comics.
TF2 Fact: The game was made as a sequel to the original Titanfall, released in 2014- wait a fucking minute.
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
TF2 Fact: The game was made as a sequel to the original Titanfall, released in 2014- wait a fucking minute.
TF2 Fact: According to the TF2 Wiki, Engineer was once able to use the Conniver's Kunai, but this was scrapped in beta testing because it was unbalanced.
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
TF2 Fact: According to the TF2 Wiki, Engineer was once able to use the Conniver's Kunai, but this was scrapped in beta testing because it was unbalanced.
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Big Joey for their opinion on Spycrab. They responded with 'there is weeping in the attic'.
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Big Joey for their opinion on Spycrab. They responded with 'there is weeping in the attic'.
TF2 Fact: Hoovy
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
TF2 Fact: Hoovy
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer revealed that Spy was supposed to do your mother.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer revealed that Spy was supposed to do your mother.