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Cool TF2 Facts
@cooltf2facts.bsky.social
· Feb 19
SO ABOUT THAT NEW SDK, HUH?
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
TF2 Fact: A Phlog Pyro is rapidly descending upon your mothers house.
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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer stated that Engineer is an ally.
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer stated that Engineer is an ally.
TF2 Fact: According to the TF2 Wiki, Engineer was once able to use the Pain Train, but this was scrapped in beta testing because it was unbalanced.
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
TF2 Fact: According to the TF2 Wiki, Engineer was once able to use the Pain Train, but this was scrapped in beta testing because it was unbalanced.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Spy talked about our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends while eating a sandvitch.
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Spy talked about our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends while eating a sandvitch.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but fortunately, The Administrator was scrapped.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but fortunately, The Administrator was scrapped.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a former Valve developer revealed the Force-A-Short baby to scatter pop was originally going to launch the target across the map, but they had to remove this for balance.
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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TF2 Fact: A Demoknight is rapidly descending upon the Valve HQ.
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TF2 Fact: A Demoknight is rapidly descending upon the Valve HQ.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but for an unknown reason, Heavy did not make it past the concept stage.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life 2 developer revealed that Soldier was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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TF2 Fact: An interview with a former Valve developer revealed that Spy was supposed to hate friendlies.
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TF2 Fact: An interview with a former Valve developer revealed that Spy was supposed to hate friendlies.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Sniper was sued for peeing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Sniper was sued for peeing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Quake Team Fortress developer stated that Heavy is transgender.
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Quake Team Fortress developer stated that Heavy is transgender.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from France, because Engineer done did it now.
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from France, because Engineer done did it now.