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Cool TF2 Facts
@cooltf2facts.bsky.social
· Feb 19
SO ABOUT THAT NEW SDK, HUH?
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Sniper was sued for peeing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Sniper was sued for peeing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life 2 developer revealed that Hoovy was captured by the Penis Men while visiting 2Fort.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life 2 developer revealed that Hoovy was captured by the Penis Men while visiting 2Fort.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Quake Team Fortress developer stated that Heavy is transgender.
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Quake Team Fortress developer stated that Heavy is transgender.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from France, because Engineer done did it now.
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from France, because Engineer done did it now.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 1.5 developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to be lead poisoned.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 1.5 developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to be lead poisoned.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer stated that Spy is bisexual.
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer stated that Spy is bisexual.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Hoovy was trolled while visiting Well.
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Hoovy was trolled while visiting Well.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Heavy was supposed to be lead poisoned.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Heavy was supposed to be lead poisoned.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Sniper was captured by the Penis Men in Team Fortress 2.
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life developer revealed that Sniper was captured by the Penis Men in Team Fortress 2.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a TF2 developer revealed that Scout snores like hhooooonk mimimimi hoooooonk mimimimimimi.
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a TF2 developer revealed that Scout snores like hhooooonk mimimimi hoooooonk mimimimimimi.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Open Fortress developer stated that Engineer is transgender.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Open Fortress developer stated that Engineer is transgender.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but fortunately, Hoovydundy was scrapped.
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but fortunately, Hoovydundy was scrapped.
TF2 Fact: Engineer is rapidly descending upon your mothers house.
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Engineer is rapidly descending upon your mothers house.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Pybro done did it now.
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Pybro done did it now.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer revealed that Demoman was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer revealed that Demoman was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 1.5 developer revealed that Soldier was supposed to hate friendlies.
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 1.5 developer revealed that Soldier was supposed to hate friendlies.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 developer stated that Demoman is transgender.
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 developer stated that Demoman is transgender.
TF2 Fact: A Phlog Pyro is rapidly descending upon Burrito's home.
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
TF2 Fact: A Phlog Pyro is rapidly descending upon Burrito's home.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life 2 developer revealed the Heraldic Targe was originally going to scam the target of every tradable item in their inventory with M2, but they had to remove this for balance.
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life 2 developer revealed the Heraldic Targe was originally going to scam the target of every tradable item in their inventory with M2, but they had to remove this for balance.
TF2 Fact: A Phlog Pyro is rapidly descending upon the Valve HQ.
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
TF2 Fact: A Phlog Pyro is rapidly descending upon the Valve HQ.
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Spy done did it now.
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 AM
TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Spy done did it now.
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Burrito for their opinion on the fog. They were unable to be reached.
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
TF2 Fact: We reached out to Burrito for their opinion on the fog. They were unable to be reached.