Cool Hand Luka
@coolhandluka.bsky.social
Someone is gonna have to hold my hand through this shit
sure, you can get beef jerky just about anywhere these days, but there’s only *one* place where you can get the whole beef jerky experience
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
sure, you can get beef jerky just about anywhere these days, but there’s only *one* place where you can get the whole beef jerky experience
finally, a place to buy shoes like the ones they have on Broadway, a street most famous for its shoe shopping
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
finally, a place to buy shoes like the ones they have on Broadway, a street most famous for its shoe shopping
shoutout to the couple enjoying dinner in a Costco aisle (?) while sitting in the display office chairs (??) and putting their hot dogs directly atop the products on the shelf (???)
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
shoutout to the couple enjoying dinner in a Costco aisle (?) while sitting in the display office chairs (??) and putting their hot dogs directly atop the products on the shelf (???)
go Mariners, if you ask me
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
go Mariners, if you ask me
we’re scrimmaging, bitches
October 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
we’re scrimmaging, bitches
meet me at the Costco corporate offices if you want an ass kicking
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
meet me at the Costco corporate offices if you want an ass kicking
my son held up this tortilla and said “wow, this looks just like Dad’s back!” and it’s unquestionably the hardest I’ve ever been owned
July 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my son held up this tortilla and said “wow, this looks just like Dad’s back!” and it’s unquestionably the hardest I’ve ever been owned
Come to the Redmond Derby Days bike parade if you want to get your ass kicked in front of a thousand horrified children
July 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Come to the Redmond Derby Days bike parade if you want to get your ass kicked in front of a thousand horrified children
been in Kansas for less than an hour and my brother is already peeing off the highway in a field of tall grass, talk about tapping into your roots
July 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
been in Kansas for less than an hour and my brother is already peeing off the highway in a field of tall grass, talk about tapping into your roots
shoutout to the, uh, “forward-thinking” strip club employee who gave my kindergartner a baseball outside the Mariners game
July 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
shoutout to the, uh, “forward-thinking” strip club employee who gave my kindergartner a baseball outside the Mariners game
Killer road trip to @taylorshellfish.bsky.social with my dad and son today. 90° and nary a cloud in the sky.
Kid ate 9 oysters, 3 geoducks, and a comical amount of ice cream. Poor bastard is gonna have the gnarliest shits tonight.
Kid ate 9 oysters, 3 geoducks, and a comical amount of ice cream. Poor bastard is gonna have the gnarliest shits tonight.
June 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Killer road trip to @taylorshellfish.bsky.social with my dad and son today. 90° and nary a cloud in the sky.
Kid ate 9 oysters, 3 geoducks, and a comical amount of ice cream. Poor bastard is gonna have the gnarliest shits tonight.
Kid ate 9 oysters, 3 geoducks, and a comical amount of ice cream. Poor bastard is gonna have the gnarliest shits tonight.
[Dos Equis guy voice] I don’t always cook dinner, but when I do, it takes way longer than it should
June 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[Dos Equis guy voice] I don’t always cook dinner, but when I do, it takes way longer than it should
helluva day for strawberry picking
June 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
helluva day for strawberry picking
WELL LOOK WHO DECIDED TO EMERGE THIS AFTERNOON? The little diva just wanted to build up the drama before making her debut.
May 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
WELL LOOK WHO DECIDED TO EMERGE THIS AFTERNOON? The little diva just wanted to build up the drama before making her debut.
sir are you implying you fucked my dog?
May 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
sir are you implying you fucked my dog?
In addition to being a fantastic actor, I think Jim Beaver deserves a ton of credit for looking like his last name
May 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In addition to being a fantastic actor, I think Jim Beaver deserves a ton of credit for looking like his last name
all three are higher in antioxidants and dietary fiber than you might think!
May 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
all three are higher in antioxidants and dietary fiber than you might think!
there’s being online-pilled, and then there’s announcing to all your facebook friends that your grandpa was killed by his rotting dick
May 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
there’s being online-pilled, and then there’s announcing to all your facebook friends that your grandpa was killed by his rotting dick
New driver, huh? Never would’ve guessed.
May 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
New driver, huh? Never would’ve guessed.
this waterslide in Malaysia is the world’s second-longest slide, trailing only Shedeur Sanders
April 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this waterslide in Malaysia is the world’s second-longest slide, trailing only Shedeur Sanders
riding Legoland’s Elon ride
April 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
riding Legoland’s Elon ride
my son fighting the male urge to go all Godzilla through Lego San Diego
April 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
my son fighting the male urge to go all Godzilla through Lego San Diego
No California trip is complete without a beach day 🏖️
April 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No California trip is complete without a beach day 🏖️
We came all the way to California and ended up at a playground, a thing we have billions of in Seattle. Make it make sense.
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We came all the way to California and ended up at a playground, a thing we have billions of in Seattle. Make it make sense.
drinking the Tatooine beer hbu
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
drinking the Tatooine beer hbu