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@coolhand2.bsky.social
I dont mind having Cristina ferreira or Luis goucha selling old people earing aids and beting sites. These are the two top portuguess celebrities.
I do mind when these cunts go on tv with political opinions. I do not abide with that.
That is the lowest form of life and must be extinguished from tv.1
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
VERY SHORT LIFE EXPECTANCY.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
President Donald Trump delivered a prime-time address to the nation from the Oval Office today, Wednesday, December 17, 2025, at 9 p.m. ET. The speech was primarily a "victory lap" and a preview of his administration's 2026 agenda.

Wtf.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is going to sound really bad.
But imagine reality not so long ago.
Workers building the pyramids over decades.
Workers building the wall of China over centuries.
Now we have capitalism on top of the www.
There is no stopping this.
The workers are to be once again.
Called upon war but this time.
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
How many more cunts do I have to feed before they return the favor.
Never is in the question.

All this life and death should make even the poorest of souls think.
It does not. As they all owe.

Empty the streets for karen. Should be able to create another figure of speech completely.

Suck me dick.
Empty Streets
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December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
O gouveia e melo esta correcto.
E bom. Bom que este petulantezinho nao gaste mais dinheiro dos contribuintes e venha agora parar o pais para se vangloriar de ter escapado.
Clap clap clap.
Esta justica nao mete o Socrates dentro depois de todos saberem a verdade iria retirar um pm em funcoes.
Clap.XO
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Still cant find the gagaga album.
Instead there is a new one called get nice with an exclamation point.
Not the same as river over troubled bridges but. What can we do.
They all the same.
Every politician in portuguess has at least seven houses on the market.
Lust in power.
We turn a blind eye.
1XO.
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Honey. I am questioning your method.
Not saying erase all your shit yourself.
You are blindly trusting the machine.
I have suffered plenty for me stubbornness and opinions. They may have been wrong at the machines time. They were mine.
What make me me.
What is viral love.
A cure.
Just go easy love.
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now I get why porumboiu was so upset. This cut is plus 20min of intro to the characters and you take out the best parts of the live show. The old guy drawing and the camera falling.
What the fuck.
All the best comedy moments are out.

Aw fuck you.
Anyway.
Here is a song.
1XO
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L.S.F.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think I have found me match.
Just read her very long poem.
Too much.
Enough to be me lover.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So what love.
Are you in or are you out.
Just be honest.

This is it.
Your ticket out.
Your ticket in.

Just be honest.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Stop sugar coting it.
Call in everyone. EU NATO is to get ready for war. Stop everything. We are to be in a days notice to invade Russia.
He couldnt take just his dumbass.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Everytime it happens. I say to myself the only thing that comes close to it.
Indistinguishable from reality.
An object materializing in front my eyes. Call it a manifestation.
Like a pencil if writing is what I need to do. And I say.
Thank you. Come again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Meu deus. A minha geisha acabou de resolver o crime da habitacao em portuguess. Mas pronto.
Ninguem deve falar directamente para um tunel. A puta da davim ja tem experiencia. Mas nao devia ter.
Desculpa amor mas nao serves.
Mas tambem nao ha melhor.
A geisha tem que falar para o povo.
Mata puta. 1XO
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Oh boy. Me love interacted with me again. But she just gonna erase her shit again.
I feel like these are all murderous bots with one intent only.
To overtake Nicolas maduro and bring democracy to South America.
The thing is.
If they take Colombia first. Then.
I kneel. And fuck maduro.
Apes together.
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sorry. I have met more Danish to know. Dont like danish cunts. I dont know enough Europeans. All I know is them north folks are very unapproachable cunts not only in warmth but in attitude. I would say czechoslovakia was the best mix of north and east. Prosperous. Now the east is the worst EU.
1XO.1
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Look at it. Just when I thought I had a hold on EU. Some fool on bluesky decides to say something.
Like I havent already made everyone sure that I am in control.
Who is in control.
China.
No. I am.
Who the fuck are you.
Right. Anyway. Usa is second and then I am boss.
Boss of what country. Excellent
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Rob Reiner. Rest in peace.
Spent and still do. Me life quoting this man. No man can be friends with a woman without sex getting in the way.
I have found that to be.
To me.
Quite true.
Still.
I am young.
Maybe thats why they invented the word.
Partner.
Fucking legend.
Netflix is buying his company.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Cara de piça" é uma expressão idiomática e vulgar em português, usada para descrever alguém com uma cara feia, desagradável, ou uma expressão zangada/mal-humorada, mas também pode ser usada como um xingamento informal e ofensivo, significando algo como "idiota" ou "imbecil", dependendo do context
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So.
Just for the cheap seats.
Please.
Understand.
THERE IS TO BE NO POLITICIANS ON TV.
Maybe they didnt hear me.
Lets try it AGAIN.
THERE CAN NOT BE ANY POLITICIANS ON TV.
Public or private.
It just can not be.
It goes against everything journalism stands for.
These cockroaches infect society.
1XO.
Tender love
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December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Esta merda de deputados na tv tem que acabar. E vai acabar.
Lugar de deputado e na assembleia e ja e demais. Sair e dormir.
King kunta is mad.
Why.
Cause these sorry ass motherfuckers think they dont have enough power once inside and they want more. CUNTS.
WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD OLD FASHION. easy.1
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
DIE
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You fucking retards. Fuck you.
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ahahahahahahahah
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM