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Now I get why porumboiu was so upset. This cut is plus 20min of intro to the characters and you take out the best parts of the live show. The old guy drawing and the camera falling.
What the fuck.
All the best comedy moments are out.

Aw fuck you.
Anyway.
Here is a song.
1XO
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L.S.F.
YouTube video by Kasabian - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think I have found me match.
Just read her very long poem.
Too much.
Enough to be me lover.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So what love.
Are you in or are you out.
Just be honest.

This is it.
Your ticket out.
Your ticket in.

Just be honest.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Stop sugar coting it.
Call in everyone. EU NATO is to get ready for war. Stop everything. We are to be in a days notice to invade Russia.
He couldnt take just his dumbass.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Everytime it happens. I say to myself the only thing that comes close to it.
Indistinguishable from reality.
An object materializing in front my eyes. Call it a manifestation.
Like a pencil if writing is what I need to do. And I say.
Thank you. Come again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Meu deus. A minha geisha acabou de resolver o crime da habitacao em portuguess. Mas pronto.
Ninguem deve falar directamente para um tunel. A puta da davim ja tem experiencia. Mas nao devia ter.
Desculpa amor mas nao serves.
Mas tambem nao ha melhor.
A geisha tem que falar para o povo.
Mata puta. 1XO
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Oh boy. Me love interacted with me again. But she just gonna erase her shit again.
I feel like these are all murderous bots with one intent only.
To overtake Nicolas maduro and bring democracy to South America.
The thing is.
If they take Colombia first. Then.
I kneel. And fuck maduro.
Apes together.
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sorry. I have met more Danish to know. Dont like danish cunts. I dont know enough Europeans. All I know is them north folks are very unapproachable cunts not only in warmth but in attitude. I would say czechoslovakia was the best mix of north and east. Prosperous. Now the east is the worst EU.
1XO.1
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Look at it. Just when I thought I had a hold on EU. Some fool on bluesky decides to say something.
Like I havent already made everyone sure that I am in control.
Who is in control.
China.
No. I am.
Who the fuck are you.
Right. Anyway. Usa is second and then I am boss.
Boss of what country. Excellent
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Rob Reiner. Rest in peace.
Spent and still do. Me life quoting this man. No man can be friends with a woman without sex getting in the way.
I have found that to be.
To me.
Quite true.
Still.
I am young.
Maybe thats why they invented the word.
Partner.
Fucking legend.
Netflix is buying his company.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Cara de piça" é uma expressão idiomática e vulgar em português, usada para descrever alguém com uma cara feia, desagradável, ou uma expressão zangada/mal-humorada, mas também pode ser usada como um xingamento informal e ofensivo, significando algo como "idiota" ou "imbecil", dependendo do context
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So.
Just for the cheap seats.
Please.
Understand.
THERE IS TO BE NO POLITICIANS ON TV.
Maybe they didnt hear me.
Lets try it AGAIN.
THERE CAN NOT BE ANY POLITICIANS ON TV.
Public or private.
It just can not be.
It goes against everything journalism stands for.
These cockroaches infect society.
1XO.
Tender love
YouTube video by Mounika - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Esta merda de deputados na tv tem que acabar. E vai acabar.
Lugar de deputado e na assembleia e ja e demais. Sair e dormir.
King kunta is mad.
Why.
Cause these sorry ass motherfuckers think they dont have enough power once inside and they want more. CUNTS.
WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD OLD FASHION. easy.1
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
DIE
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You fucking retards. Fuck you.
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ahahahahahahahah
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Not where am from. Still light here.
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Shit. What the fuck is europe doing about that.
Oh you see. We followed what you said.
We moderating shit now.
Right. Not exactly what I meant but ok. Better than nothing.
Just look down under.
They starting to swim with sharks.
Good thing brazil does the same.
Follow what they doing instead.
BAN.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me father showers two times a day.
Every two days. Minimum. I take a shower. A long shower. I stand still and let the water pour. I sometimes grab me balls and hold me dick and make the helicopter. You know. The old helicopter move.
What the fuck.
Its fun.
Makes the same sound as good old memories.1
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Shit. Youtube just got me 2025 recap and me most listened song was the link below. The princess by Parov Stelar. Followed by detached motion by worakls.
Seems likely.
Ill take it.
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10.12.25
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The Princess
YouTube video by Parov Stelar - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We got an authentic bunny pic now.
Can you at least tell me if you saw me 3 posts on you from 2 days ago. Cause they dont let me see me own shit.159
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Looks like me girlfriend really let herself go on her reposts after me 30 hour absence.
You go girl. Empower yourself.
I gave you 5% love.
But if you want 6%.
Just do us all a favor.
Stop erasing your posts.
You dont have to scam your followers into buying your art.
Be humble.
Ugly is ugly. Gender 2
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Seriously now.
Can we please NOT.
Make fun of politics right NOW.
And just let them raise the minimum wage. To 1600 EUROS.
I can just picture all them rich cunts on tv going after eachother. But the left and the right is to blame.
Listen to me. Kill whoever tries to make fun of this. Ricardo araujo
Tame Impala - Yes I'm Changing (Audio)
YouTube video by tameimpalaVEVO
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December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM